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[numerobis]

The goblins ambush.

I gather my forces and send them in one big rush against the horde.  It should be a slaughter (as in, I expect the goblins to end in my bone pile and my soldiers to end in the hospital).

Just as they're about to engage, my soldiers see a small herd of capybaras.

Forget the goblin archers, they say, let's hunt capybaras!

The goblin archers pick off my soldiers one by one as they're distracted but in range.

[krenshala]

Obviously its a goblin-capybara plot to cause the downfall of your military and, thus, your fortress!  Those rats!

[akinzle]

I only use my military to clean up goblins that don't die in the 15z pit. I think I sending too many of them to the pit at once and they're surviving by landing on each other at the bottom.

[BurnCruise]

Capybaras are little bastards. Ive had at least 2 new recruits drown when they decide to chase them into a lake.

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

For me it's badger boars/sows. Everytime I send out my civilians to do anything, the little fiends attack.

[ral]

I hate the little bastards. They also seem to totally lack meat value when slaughtered, which makes me wonder why anyone would ever keep them around. Capybara skull totems for all!!!

[SirAaronIII]

For me it's badger boars/sows. Everytime I send out my civilians to do anything, the little fiends attack.

This. One of my hunters got devoured while reloading when a badger decided, "Hey, that guy is pretty annoying. RAAAAAAAGE"

[Renzuko]

yeh, there was blood all over my wagon cuz some badgers came into my map, my dogs told em to f*ck off and one enraged >.>

[vhappylurker]

The best solution I can think of for this problem is TRAPS! Loads and load and loads of cage and/or stonefall traps take care of good chunk of them. Just remember to lock up your fort and post archers up on walls if you have them, to prevent unfortunate accidents.

[peregarrett]

For me it's badger boars/sows. Everytime I send out my civilians to do anything, the little fiends attack.

This. Badgers, badger men, badger bears, badger boars. They squeeze through bridge into walled palisade and do their usual snake dances. Like this.Badger men are the worst because hunters ignore them and I had to give military kill orders.

Fuck, I think even if I break to spoilers I'll get badger clowns.

[Knarfle]

For me it's badger boars/sows. Everytime I send out my civilians to do anything, the little fiends attack.

For me it's badger boars/sows. Everytime I send out my civilians to do anything, the little fiends attack.

This. Badgers, badger men, badger bears, badger boars. They squeeze through bridge into walled palisade and do their usual snake dances. Like this.Badger men are the worst because hunters ignore them and I had to give military kill orders.

Fuck, I think even if I break to spoilers I'll get badger clowns.

    This, those badgers travel in packs like wolves, move pretty fast, and are prone to rage. There's almost always an active pack on my map, and my map is a huge cliff so they're hard to track.
Badger has enraged x20

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Luckily, they only cause bruising when the attacked dwarf has clothing on.

[Naryar]

Capybaras ? Badgers ? Heh.

Obviously you guys don't embark a lot in desert biomes.

CAMELS.

Are pointlessly violent and send your non-military or non-trained dwarves to the hospital easily.

That is all.

Even the tamed ones.

I've even seen a camel one-hit-killing another camel with a kick to the head.

[Jorshamo]

For me it's badger boars/sows. Everytime I send out my civilians to do anything, the little fiends attack.

This. Badgers, badger men, badger bears, badger boars. They squeeze through bridge into walled palisade and do their usual snake dances. Like this.Badger men are the worst because hunters ignore them and I had to give military kill orders.

Fuck, I think even if I break to spoilers I'll get badger clowns.

Mmm, yeah. Badgers are nasty. I'm proud of modding the ones I've tamed to be trainable.

FEAR THE LEGIONS OF WAR BADGERS!

[peregarrett]

FEAR THE LEGIONS OF WAR BADGERS!

And Badger Men riding badger boars stood againist them!

More! More badgers! What about badger ducks or badger eagles? Badgers! Badgers! Badgers!

Peregarrett cancels type: Too insane.