I just had an RTD (or a forum game, doesn't matter) idea. Many of you are familiar with the Metamorphica. Many of you are also probably familiar with the Metamorphican Madness games. Well, my idea is in a similar vein.
Roll to Help Your Poor Dog!You've just had a crappy day at work. You had to stay in late, the workload was abominable, plus the network went out, like, twenty times during the day. You could go on and on, but the short version is that it sucked. Hard. So you went home on the skytrain, and while you were looking at the sprawling, yet decayed urban landscape speed on by you, all your worries slowly passed and you entered a more tranquil state of mind. You see, you've learned to think happy thoughts and to concentrate on happiness-related concepts and objects. And you have one object of happiness to concentrate on - your dear old dog. You got it some time ago on your government-mandated psychotherapist's advice, and it's done you no end of good. Dear god, you love that thing. You don't know what you would do without it.
So, after watching the mandatory train exit corporate ad and exiting the skytrain, you make your way down the halls of your living block. It's a nice enough block, you'd say. Not too shabby, but nothing to jump with joy about. As you climb the stairs up to your apartment, you are in a happy place. A calm place. A good place.
You unlock the door and go in, making sure to triple-bolt the door behind you. These are dangerous times, after all. You call for your dog. It comes to you, whining sadly.
Something is
wrong with it. Terribly wrong. Immediately apparent levels of wrong are before you, and it is a bit difficult not to retch at the mere sight of it.
Good lord, how could this have happened?
What has happened here?
Only one thing can help you now.
The vet.You make sure to wrap your dog up in order to avoid disturbing the other passengers of the skytrain and take a ride over to the nearest vet, Dr. Kohler. You sit down in the waiting room.
You notice that there seem to be five other dog owners here with you among the legion of lightly traumatized cats, antisocial parrots and genetically engineered companion apes with painkiller addictions and gunshot wounds all over their body. There seems to be something
terribly wrong with their dogs as well. Hopefully it's not an epidemic or something.
Wait, something's happening to your dog again. Uh oh.
Well, very much like Metamorphican Madness, you have to deal with random mutations and their effects on a living organism. However, said organism is your dog in this case. Your main objective would be to stop these horrible things from happening to your dog (or if you're a creepy bastard like that, figure out what's happening to it and submit the process to your will).
Your dog would start with a certain number of mutations (sort-of-natural-like ones - supernatural ones will not be possible at this point). It would probably have one of the mutant features from the Mutant Features Tables, with more appearing over time, as well as other, potentially less obvious ones from the Mind and Body sections. The rate of mutation would be rather slow and likely to conform to additional rules to make sure you don't get some kind of non-functional abortion of sanity in the first few turns of the game. At least, not all of you.
In the character creation process, you would define yourself - name, gender, appearance, personality and short biography, from which your skills would be extrapolated, and your dog's name, gender, appearance (breed, if there is a certain one) and general personality. You would control yourself while the dogs' behaviors are up to the GM to put into play according to the supplied personalities and gained mutations.
You, the 6 dog owners in the same place, same time and largely the same circumstances, would then proceed to have zany adventures while trying to control your respective mutated canines and prevent them from or encourage them to destroy society as we know it.
Does this sound like a good idea to anyone? It just came into my head, so it's a bit rough.