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Author Topic: Roller's Block (RTD Brainstorming Thread) (HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY) (Derm is 5k)  (Read 739746 times)

Caellath

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[16:31] <Draignean> "I'm sorry Ma'am, your swimsuit appears to be haunted." *Sunglasses off*  "Luckily I'm a paranormal investigator."
Is that a channel from irc or what? It seems you guys keep the HFS there.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

Skyrunner

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It is a most fearsome place of madness.
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Caellath

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It is a most fearsome place of madness.
Really? I wanna jump in. Naked.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

Dermonster

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You'd be the most well dressed guy there.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

Tarran

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So you're saying the average person is dressed as a naked Eldrich horror?
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

Dermonster

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No, they just have less clothes on.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

Tarran

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...How the hell can someone have less clothes than a naked man? ???

Are they missing their bodies and only their souls are there or something?
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

Dermonster

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Nah, 's easy, just takes a few minutes with a grinder and some steel mesh, then boom less clothed than naked.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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There are things that go bump in the night, and David Hasselhoff needs your help! He's enlisted five brave souls to become paranormal investigators, fighting the forces of darkness and running in gratuitous slo-mo!

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[16:31] <Draignean> "I'm sorry Ma'am, your swimsuit appears to be haunted." *Sunglasses off*  "Luckily I'm a paranormal investigator."
Do it. I call a spot!

That was the end result? I only needed to stay up twenty minutes more and I could have seen that idea emerge?

Bugger.

I also want a spot. Any chance of working priests and postmen into it?
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Draignean

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Baywatch Nights RTD
There are things that go bump in the night, and David Hasselhoff needs your help! He's enlisted five brave souls to become paranormal investigators, fighting the forces of darkness and running in gratuitous slo-mo!

Quote from: #bay12rtd
[16:31] <Draignean> "I'm sorry Ma'am, your swimsuit appears to be haunted." *Sunglasses off*  "Luckily I'm a paranormal investigator."
Do it. I call a spot!

Likewise, finally a place to make a character whose sole skills revolve around bad pickup lines and burlesque humor.
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Kirby's Random Idea:

Roll To Shopkeepeer.

This has been a Kirby Random Idea.
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Derm would be a Half-Minute Hero boss. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FUCK HIM UP OR HE DOES IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!

Skyrunner

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. . . more details? :P
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Phantom of The Library

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Maybe a an Alchemy shopkeeper?
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Gnosis - Torn Ajar -- Text Suggestion Games.
This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

Caellath

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Kirby's Random Idea:

Roll To Shopkeepeer.

This has been a Kirby Random Idea.
How about Roll to be a Crazy Wizard's Tower Janitor?

Basically it would revolve about several PCs (the cleaning guys!) trying to clean shelves full of tomes of eldritch lore, exploring hammerspace rooms of infinite lost knowledge and hitting the occasional abomination with their broom to clean under the couch, maybe learning one cantrip or other in the process. Grocery shopping with terrible consequences and basically a funnel-effect leaving only the most able cleaning personnel (which after some weeks could be hardened veterans or even wizards on their own right) would ensue. Of course it sounds too closely related to Hero Caddies, but here it is.
« Last Edit: May 24, 2012, 04:22:29 pm by Caellath »
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

Skyrunner

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Okay, maybe I'll take that idea.

But .... how? D:
That's always the largest question.
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