I've been working on an idea for when my work simulation RTD explodes. The working title is Roll to Guest Musician. This is part of my test.
Turn TwoAt Wednesday rehearsals, the project get working on a new song for their next show, which they working title
Vengeance Tyrannosaur. It’s an artistically stormy session.
Johnny suggests trying to work in his visionary house-dirge guitar solo, but the rest of the group just hate it, believing it to be a showy and ultimately capitalistic groin thrust of over-indulgence [1]. They have a violent argument which ends with Johnny thrown out and storming away in a huff muttering to himself about artistic integrity…
But Professor Crack’s idea is considered to be one of the greatest contributions to English folk since the war [6], and her initial Throat Warbling melody is turned into a fifteen minute solo and a centerpiece of the new tune. Hopefully there’ll be room for two fifteen minute solos, because EagleEyes’s accordion is a massive hit with the Accidental Toilet boys [6] – Ellery in particular is a hardcore accordionist, and can’t get enough of the dual accordion action.
The resulting tune is magnificent, a cutting-edge yet retro Elk-core blending of Nordic accordion-metal and throat-folk, driven onwards by a thumping dual accordionic bassline climaxing in an Accordion-scream style funk-out that bleeds into the focal point of the song: a fifteen minute Throat Warbling meditation on the meaning of loss.
Vengeance Tyrannosaur is born.
Burning heart of bitter resentment! Steamrollered by your deathly engine!
The mighty elk doth roam! Invading in your home!
Elk of wrath! Elk of death! Elk of bitter and putrid breath!
He seeks vengeance, until the end! Antlers aren't but, to defend!