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Author Topic: Honors student threatens mom with gun, gets sports car  (Read 2105 times)

umiman

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Re: Honors student threatens mom with gun, gets sports car
« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2011, 09:53:25 pm »
You guys aren't allowed to selectively ignore the paradox.  >:(
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Re: Honors student threatens mom with gun, gets sports car
« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2011, 10:16:36 pm »
Who says we were?
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Re: Honors student threatens mom with gun, gets sports car
« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2011, 10:19:53 pm »
What paradox? Max White could say "not in a billion years" to the proposition of sex.

Also, the story is hilarious, sad, and hilariously sad.
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Re: Honors student threatens mom with gun, gets sports car
« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2011, 10:31:32 pm »
Quote from: umiman on March 28, 2011, 09:53:25 pm
You guys aren't allowed to selectively ignore the paradox.  >:(

It's not a paradox.
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Re: Honors student threatens mom with gun, gets sports car
« Reply #19 on: March 28, 2011, 10:40:47 pm »
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Re: Honors student threatens mom with gun, gets sports car
« Reply #20 on: March 28, 2011, 10:53:46 pm »
You guys are confusing me now so I'm just going to ignore all your answers and be secure in my ignorance.
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Re: Honors student threatens mom with gun, gets sports car
« Reply #21 on: March 28, 2011, 10:57:21 pm »
Perhaps the mantra of many?

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« Reply #22 on: March 29, 2011, 06:16:59 am »
That's gonna make dinnertime awkward. I wouldn't care if my child was set up academically, I couldn't condone loosing her on the population.
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« Reply #23 on: March 29, 2011, 07:09:20 am »
She needs a sound beating to learn her some respect about parents AND guns.
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Re: Honors student threatens mom with gun, gets sports car
« Reply #24 on: March 29, 2011, 07:11:33 am »
Quote from: Zangi on March 29, 2011, 07:09:20 am
She needs a sound beating to learn her some respect about parents AND guns.
Yeah! You don't whack somebody with a gun! You shoot them in the fucking head!
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Re: Honors student threatens mom with gun, gets sports car
« Reply #25 on: March 29, 2011, 07:16:08 am »
She need help.In that kind of incidents, I'm deeply perplexed : even if they are called "sane" can you call them anything else that "insane at the time"? Why would she do this? The only outcome for her would be to get arrested? Or did her bully her mother regularly and has gone over the op this time?

Anyway this is sad.
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Re: Honors student threatens mom with gun, gets sports car
« Reply #26 on: March 29, 2011, 07:18:54 am »
Why are people wondering how these students got a gun? it is quite easy.

Heck the ONLY way Id be asking that question is if these were pre-school students... and Preschool isn't even a real school.
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« Reply #27 on: March 29, 2011, 08:02:31 am »
Sounds like this sort of thing wasn't exactly uncommon in their familar, by the mother's response, and god-damn is her mother an enabler. Seriously? She threatens to kill you, WITH a gun, and you then you try to protect her because otherwise she won't get into an Ivy League?

Crazy clearly runs in the family.
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« Reply #28 on: March 29, 2011, 08:37:42 am »
I must point out that people are not rational.  Nor do they care about the well-being of strangers as much as their own kid in many cases.

'Only a mother can love.'
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Re: Honors student threatens mom with gun, gets sports car
« Reply #29 on: March 29, 2011, 02:15:20 pm »
Quote from: Neonivek on March 29, 2011, 07:18:54 am
Why are people wondering how these students got a gun? it is quite easy.

Heck the ONLY way Id be asking that question is if these were pre-school students... and Preschool isn't even a real school.
This is a problem.
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