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[umiman]

Source: http://www.nbc-2.com/Global/story.asp?S=14334744

LEE COUNTY: An honors student is accused of using a stolen gun to pistol whip, then threaten her mother in order to get a sports car, according to Lee County Sheriff's Office reports.

I only have one word for a situation like this:

lol

[Akura]

I have a better word:

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[ein]

Why would she ruin such a nice car by getting a convertable version? D:
Kids these days have no respect for proper vehicles.

[Bdthemag]

Jesus, is it really that easy to get a gun these days?

[Criptfeind]

Jesus, is it really that easy to get a car these days?

[Ochita]

 

Poor mum.

[white_darkness]

A 350Z convertible is profane.

Why ruin such a beautiful machine that way?  Though with the charges they can stack on to this with proper creativity and the mystery of the gun being "stolen", this lass won't be causing problems for awhile.

[ein]

A 350Z convertible is profane.

Why ruin such a beautiful machine that way?  Though with the charges they can stack on to this with proper creativity and the mystery of the gun being "stolen", this lass won't be causing problems for awhile.

Waaaaay too slow, bud.

Why would she ruin such a nice car by getting a convertable version? D:
Kids these days have no respect for proper vehicles.

[white_darkness]

I know, I saw that, we agree on something.

Maybe she'll make a license plate for one soon though.

[Cthulhu]

If she were my daughter both she and her new car would end up at the bottom of the ocean.

_{Because that's where we live.}

[umiman]

If she were my daughter both she and her new car would end up at the bottom of the ocean.

_{Because that's where we live.}

lol

[Zrk2]

This is absolutely ridiculous. How did she get that gun? Let alon the car?

And umiman, your signature gets a solid 'maybe.'

[Cthulhu]

Re: Umiman's sig.  "It would not"

[Max White]

Re: Umiman's sig.  Not in a million years. 

[Heron TSG]

I hope that that the colleges she was accepted to see just how batshit-crazy she is before they accept her.