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Author Topic: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure  (Read 4580 times)

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Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« on: March 27, 2011, 09:40:36 pm »
Friend Computer Speaks
YOU ARE A TROUBLE SHOOTER
OBEY FRIEND COMPUTER
IT IS TREASON TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE RULES OF THIS GAME
FIND TROUBLE AND SHOOT IT!



As you have recently been promoted to red clearance level certain things need to be addressed.  First What is your mutation?
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2011, 09:54:24 pm »
I'll take it further.

You are Awe-R-Som, you have no secret society and your mutation is Precognition.
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2011, 10:05:52 pm »
Awe-R-Sum is your name but your mutation couldn't be precognition our you would have seen this coming:



Perhaps you shouldn't declare your mutation out loud.
Oh well, while you wait for your next clone to decant you should think about your actual mutation and your secret society, as you do have one.
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2011, 10:09:49 pm »
Mutation: a large blue fist usually used to punch enemies into paste.
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2011, 10:11:06 pm »
It's not really Paranoia without more than one player, but oh well.

Put metal plates on your large fist to make it look like a weapon, some sort of fist of power, not a mutation.
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2011, 10:19:43 pm »
You pull up some floor plates to fashion your glove.


A Green Vulture Shock Trooper arrives.

Shouting: Red Citizen! Destruction of Computer property was reported in this area.  What do you have to say for yourself?!
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2011, 10:22:56 pm »
Say your a trouble shooter and you thought you heard rustling under the floor that could be a Communist mutant invasion and wanted to check it out so you could shoot.
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2011, 10:25:32 pm »
Hey! Troubleshooter! Over here! Come on, listen to the Ultraviolet, head to the SOM sector.
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2011, 02:53:10 pm »
No need for a new picture this time.

V:  Did you find any Communists down there?
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2011, 03:12:57 pm »
Sure, why not?
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« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2011, 03:28:48 pm »
V. Where are the Communists then?
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2011, 03:35:50 pm »
They had teleporters!
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« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2011, 03:37:45 pm »
Teleporters that cause a slight memory lapse to all things green. V saw the communists with us, but the teleporter erased that memory.
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« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2011, 03:41:48 pm »
Computer: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT A TELEPORTER IS?
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« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2011, 03:44:37 pm »
Quote from: neotemplar on March 28, 2011, 03:41:48 pm
Computer: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT A TELEPORTER IS?
"Well, the commies just vanished like that and it sounded like a good fancy word to describe it besides 'POOF!'. Did I accidentally mention a real vanishing device that I don't know about?"
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