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[Johnfalcon99977]

Take the sign too for good measure

Yes, let us take our hump buddy the sgin!

[adwarf]

Take the sign too for good measure

Yes, let us take our hump buddy the sgin!

Yes after all we need something to hump on the way a super strong sign hammer.

[KineseN]

I'm about to hit the sack but you are free to suggest actions while I am away. You can expect an update in about 12 hours, or atleast a part of an update if there are too many actions for me to do at once.

[KineseN]

Hmm. There must be something wrong with these Shades. *Removes Shades* Seems normal enough. *Puts on Shades* Stranger than fiction.


I be damned.


Better prepare myself with a nice sign hammer. Can also take a look at the inn while we are at it.


Whoa! Someone knows how to party.

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[Twi]

>Charge valiantly into the inn with sword and sign hammer in hand.
Through the hole, of course.

[KineseN]

Let's check in what could have made that hole. What should we wield for this occasion?


I know. In my left hand: a mighty sword!


In my right hand: a heavy pointing sign, usable as a hammer, shield or just to point in the general direction.
Charge!


Really? That's it? No bandits to slay? No fair maiden to rescue? Not even a giant rat to chase? Just a drunk mage lying on a broken table. This sucks.


Brownie One turns around, sees you and starts shouting for the innkeeper. Brownie One turns back to work, spinning the meat over the fire.
And spinning... and spinning... and spinning...


Innkeeper: Another one, eh? Are you with Bluey over there? You look like that, swinging around with a sword and a - is that a sign? - my sign?!
Protagonist: This sign? Nooooo... But about Bluey... I am...

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[ExKirby]

"Blackey. Now give me all of your money or I'll take the head off your shoulders.

[Johnfalcon99977]

"Blackey. Now give me all of your money or I'll take the head off your shoulders.

No! We must befriend the Locals!

And then kill them off one by one, while not reveling our indentity, and cause paranoia among them, and proceed to hope that they all kill each other.

THEN take all their stuff. Its the better way to steal their stuff!

[Furtuka]

"The Chosen One. As you can see by my outfit"

[ExKirby]

"Blackey. Now give me all of your money or I'll take the head off your shoulders.

No! We must befriend the Locals!

And then kill them off one by one, while not reveling our indentity, and cause paranoia among them, and proceed to hope that they all kill each other.

THEN take all their stuff. Its the better way to steal their stuff!

I dunno, random decapitation sems more fun. Decapitation is kinda like playing DF, except with more graphics.

(How can that not be sigged?)

[Twi]

"Blackey. Now give me all of your money or I'll take the head off your shoulders.

No! We must befriend the Locals!

And then kill them off one by one, while not reveling our indentity, and cause paranoia among them, and proceed to hope that they all kill each other.

THEN take all their stuff. Its the better way to steal their stuff!

I dunno, random decapitation sems more fun. Decapitation is kinda like playing DF, except with more graphics.

(How can that not be sigged?)

Done.

Now then:

"The Chosen One. As you can see by my outfit"

[Johnfalcon99977]

DAMN. I was the one hoping I would get sigged.

[Bdthemag]

Befriend the drunk wizard and go on a quest.

[KineseN]

You almost consider threatning the innkeeper with decapitation for his ignorance but thinks better of it. After all, why openly kill when you can make other kill for you.

Protagonist: I am Blacky, the Chosen One. Can you not see the garb I wear? Can you not see that these are the cloth taken from the fallen foes, drenched in their blood for three days and three nights when the moon is full, drenched again in holy water and finally made into the garb I am wearing now.

Innkeeper: So it is true. The Chosen One has come. Are you really the One with the black garb destined to save us?

Protagonist: No - well, yes, I am the Chosen One, it's just that the thing with the stuff with the black garb was something I just thought of right now - but that's beside the point. It's all very complicated and I don't have the time to explain it to you.

Innkeeper: Oh. Oh well. If there is anything I can help you with just ask. I'll see what I can do.

You can't think of anything to ask the innkeeper right now but you sure are gonna make use of it when you do. But right now we got matters to attend to. This mage lying on the is piques your interest. Just what made "Bluey" break a table, singe a footstool and blow a hole in the wall. You just must ask "Bluey".

*Kicks the mage gently on the foot*
"Bluey": Bwha... Wash ish ... ish...
"Bluey" is clearly drunk.

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[Furtuka]

Take his hat while he's still unconscious and slap him with the book until he turn's sober