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[Hubris Incalculable]

Walt & hungry woman (let's call her Elizabeth): Lick the foodstuffs encrusted on the bottom of the unwashed dishes. And remember to keep a cheekful for later.

I agree with this course of action with the caveat of lets call her squirts.

But i wanna call her Elanor!
Okay... I'll go with Elizabeth

[Criptfeind]

We must uphold the squirts tradition!

[Stone Wera]

Walt & hungry woman (let's call her Elizabeth): Lick the foodstuffs encrusted on the bottom of the unwashed dishes. And remember to keep a cheekful for later.

I agree with this course of action with the caveat of lets call her squirts.

But i wanna call her Elanor!
Okay... I'll go with Elizabeth

Actually, I like Elanor better, let's go with that instead.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

she shall have a regular name until the spoiled foodstuff gives her explosive diarrhea, only then will it be proper to call her squirts

[Hubris Incalculable]

she shall have a regular name until the spoiled foodstuff gives her explosive diarrhea, only then will it be proper to call her squirts

Shhh! don't give the GM ideas!

[PremierMeridian]

Walt and Squirts Elanor approach the small dish. the encrusted food seems an apitizing meal for now, but cleaner food is needed for the future. The water continues to pour, a small spoon is floated up and over the rim of the counter.

A loud and deep cry of surprise is heard from somewhere else in the house.

[Stone Wera]

All: Hide in fear. But take handfuls of food with you.

[Hubris Incalculable]

All: Hide in fear. But take handfuls of food with you.

And Walt, didn't I tell you to turn off the damn faucet?

[PremierMeridian]

Walt, in surprise hastily shuts off the facet, the water ceases to run.

The rest scrape handfuls of food from the plate and dash back towards the hole. A loud voice rumbles:

"Aw shit!" comes the call. The giant enters the room. He catches a glimpse of one of the stragglers as she dashes back to the hole.

"What the..." He approaches the hole and bangs the wall.

"I SAW YOU" he cries and bashes the wall. Still not quite sure of what he saw, he returns to the puddle of water. The last caveman returns to the hole and waits.