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Sarda

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Re: Fuck your other modes.
« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2011, 12:01:00 am »
I stole and duplicated them. They're mainstream now. My plan is to make all your clothes mainstream. As shopping is mainstream, this shall leave you naked. However, as skin is so mainstream, you shall have to tear it off, run into a cavern screaming, portal into DF, and become a FB.
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Quote from: Zdrok on May 02, 2011, 07:43:38 pm
You'll have to provide warm, moist kittens at the end of each test chamber.
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Dwarf Fortress:
Where 9% of your town is casualties, is good.

Urist Imiknorris

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« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2011, 12:02:55 am »
And then you'll have to develop a syndrome. But not necrosis. That's too mainstream. Might I suggest immediate complete paralysis resulting in death by suffocation? Giant cave spiders do that too, but they're too impatient to let the victim suffocate and kill it themselves.
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YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

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Sarda

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Re: Fuck your other modes.
« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2011, 12:04:45 am »
I suggest one that makes the victim uber-hipster and cause its own death instantly through unknowable means/ turn themselves into !!!☼Dwarf leather statues☼!!!.
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Quote from: Zdrok on May 02, 2011, 07:43:38 pm
You'll have to provide warm, moist kittens at the end of each test chamber.
Quote from: Necro910 on May 20, 2011, 04:20:57 pm
Dwarf Fortress:
Where 9% of your town is casualties, is good.

Urist Imiknorris

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Re: Fuck your other modes.
« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2011, 12:18:41 am »
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Quote from: LordSlowpoke
I don't know how it works. It does.
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YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
Quote from: Cheeetar
If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

Zaphod

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« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2011, 12:25:56 am »
Dwarf fort is now to main stream. Time for liberal crime squad.
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I only play legends mode

I also play on the longest history setting for hard mode.

ToonyMan

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Re: Fuck your other modes.
« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2011, 12:26:42 am »
Wow this thread is amazing.  :]
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: Fuck your other modes.
« Reply #21 on: March 27, 2011, 12:27:04 am »
Quote from: Zaphod on March 27, 2011, 12:25:56 am
Dwarf fort is now to main stream. Time for liberal crime squad.
You were saying?
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Quote from: LordSlowpoke
I don't know how it works. It does.
Quote from: Jim Groovester
YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
Quote from: Cheeetar
If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

Zaphod

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Re: Fuck your other modes.
« Reply #22 on: March 27, 2011, 12:32:06 am »
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I only play legends mode

I also play on the longest history setting for hard mode.

Uristocrat

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Wagon meat is neat
« Reply #23 on: March 27, 2011, 12:35:11 am »
Quote from: Sarda on March 27, 2011, 12:04:45 am
I suggest one that makes the victim uber-hipster and cause its own death instantly through unknowable means/ turn themselves into !!!☼Dwarf leather statues☼!!!.

That's nothing, I'm going to hatch wagon eggs and butcher the children for lumber, which I'll feed to the living trees that populate my fortress.  Giraffes may have ossicones, but even if they could still lay eggs, they've got nothing on that!

The only problem with duplicate raws is that you're never quite sure that someone hasn't slipped you some LSD.  Sure, things might look normal, but then *BAM!* a gremlin teleports in front of you and explodes before you can figure out if it was a car or a creature.
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You could have berries on the rocks and the dwarves would say it was "berry gneiss."
You should die horribly for this. And I mean that in the nicest possible way.

Askot Bokbondeler

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Re: Fuck your other modes.
« Reply #24 on: March 27, 2011, 12:42:16 am »
i play df in my super trendy retro computer, and i don't save it into audio tapes, i type it's code up every time i want to play
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NewsMuffin

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« Reply #25 on: March 27, 2011, 01:00:29 am »
Man, that computer is too mainstream. I have, like, eight of them in my basement.
What's real cool is playing DF on a typewriter. Man, FPS in that shit is, like, through the roof!
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Re: Fuck your other modes.
« Reply #26 on: March 27, 2011, 01:07:05 am »
Mainstream? Dwarf Fortress is not mainstream! You're all mainstream! HAHAHAAAAA!

Angel of Death has gone stark, raving mad!
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Askot Bokbondeler

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Re: Fuck your other modes.
« Reply #27 on: March 27, 2011, 01:24:38 am »
and then john what a mainstream
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Abaddon

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« Reply #28 on: March 27, 2011, 01:44:54 am »
LoL tHiS tHrEaD iS sO rAnDuM rOfL xD   :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
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Askot Bokbondeler

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Re: Fuck your other modes.
« Reply #29 on: March 27, 2011, 01:48:38 am »
eh, 'twas actually being fun, why did you have to do that?
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