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Stone Wera

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Re: The Trap Thread
« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2011, 12:22:27 am »
Quote from: lanceleoghauni on March 26, 2011, 12:18:22 am
*Cracks Knuckles*

This machine fires slade collosi at supersonic speeds.

This machine collides Goblins and slade colussi at near light speed. It is powered by sheer Dwarf power and the blood of one thousand Elves.

Checkmate.
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lanceleoghauni

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Re: The Trap Thread
« Reply #16 on: March 26, 2011, 12:23:36 am »
Mine has a Lava Jet that spells out Armok's name in runic.

check MATE.
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"Mayor, the Nobles are complaining again!"

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Re: The Trap Thread
« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2011, 12:24:14 am »
How about an animal trap that drops...

MAGMA COVERED BRONZE COLOSSI!
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lanceleoghauni

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Re: The Trap Thread
« Reply #18 on: March 26, 2011, 12:25:20 am »
every time my weapon fires, an elven civ is erased from the multiverse.
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Re: The Trap Thread
« Reply #19 on: March 26, 2011, 12:26:15 am »
We just destroyed the rails of this thread.

Congrats, us!
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lanceleoghauni

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Re: The Trap Thread
« Reply #20 on: March 26, 2011, 12:28:10 am »
no, we're still talking about insane deathtraps.
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Re: The Trap Thread
« Reply #21 on: March 26, 2011, 12:31:25 am »
I've made this baby able to withstand temperatures of up to 9000 urists!

It's...
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Re: The Trap Thread
« Reply #22 on: March 26, 2011, 12:41:10 am »
Okay enough of this, this thread hasn't been up for an hour and we've already derailed it. Once you guys make a slade colussus cannon, call me. Until then, let's get back on track.
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Re: The Trap Thread
« Reply #23 on: March 26, 2011, 12:41:51 am »
*starts laying the foundation*
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Re: The Trap Thread
« Reply #24 on: March 26, 2011, 12:44:32 am »
In my early days I tried to use bridges as catapults to shoot corpses at invaders.

Wasn't that effective.

So I started to fling nobles instead
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You forgot a detail: Dorfs get webbed in GCS webs and trigger traps. Right now we have some 12 caged dwarves, including you.

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« Reply #25 on: March 26, 2011, 12:55:59 am »
  I made an execution pit where I planned on dropping iron/steel anvils on a group of trapped enemies slaying them Acme style, but was so disappointed when the anvils did nothing.

 Funny thing I learned, an adamantine anvil weighs 2 Urists. That's almost as little as a piece of jewelry. I bet that thing bounces off the ground when the hammer strikes it.
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What do you get when a Rhesus monkey steps on a weapons trap loaded with maximum adamantine blades?

Rhesus Pieces!

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Re: The Trap Thread
« Reply #26 on: March 26, 2011, 01:03:39 am »
I've planned and am trying to get a fort going in order to construct a combination of the Dodge ThisTM and rising magma. I'm hoping to get it rolling before the end of the month.
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Re: The Trap Thread
« Reply #27 on: March 26, 2011, 01:03:49 am »
Quote from: lanceleoghauni on March 25, 2011, 11:57:53 pm
I find lava rain works well. link it up to a pump system and you're good to go! gets rid of all that icky copper for you too, leaving only the precious goblinite behind.
I read this, and the first thing that popped into my head was to make some statues with floor grates around them, and create a magma mist statue garden for the invaders to enter through (with a "we have guests!" lever to activate the magma flow, of course).

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Zepave Dawnhogs the Butterfly of Vales the Marsh Titan ... was taken out by a single novice axedwarf and his pet war kitten. Long Live Domas Etasastesh Adilloram, slayer of the snow butterfly!
Doesn't quite have the ring of heroics to it...
Mother: "...and after the evil snow butterfly was defeated, Domas and his kitten lived happily ever after!"
Kids: "Yaaaay!"

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Re: The Trap Thread
« Reply #28 on: March 26, 2011, 01:05:17 am »
I've rigged a nice little drowning trap on the edge of an aquifer that be flooded or drained with the pull of a lever.
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Re: The Trap Thread
« Reply #29 on: March 26, 2011, 01:35:50 am »
Most elaborate thing I've created so far is a drowning chamber outside the fortress, carved into a hill, with a kitten chained behind a door used as a lure. Only real problem with it is that the kitten eventually grows up which lowers the cuteness value of the trap.
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