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Author Topic: Fort Destroyed by Human Diplomat  (Read 1494 times)

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Fort Destroyed by Human Diplomat
« on: March 25, 2011, 10:29:08 pm »
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Moose Brute Diplomat

Omag Kusnkedusm Ngos Tello

A gigantic moose twisted into humanoid form with lidless eyes. It has a bloated
body. Its teal hair is unkempt. Beware its noxious secretions!


He apparently waded through a cleaning pool I had and I failed to realize the consequences until it was too late.
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Re: Fort Destroyed by Human Diplomat
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2011, 10:37:14 pm »
That is awesome.


What kind of syndrome was it?

Eyeball rot? Brain necrosis?
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Re: Fort Destroyed by Human Diplomat
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2011, 10:53:02 pm »
Quote from: iyaerP on March 25, 2011, 10:37:14 pm
Eyeball rot? Brain necrosis?

Brain rot? Eyeball necrosis?
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Re: Fort Destroyed by Human Diplomat
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2011, 11:02:53 pm »
Oh NVM. Misread.  :-\
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Re: Fort Destroyed by Human Diplomat
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2011, 11:03:09 pm »
Was it instant full paralysis causing death by suffocation?
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Re: Fort Destroyed by Human Diplomat
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2011, 11:07:53 pm »
Before I knew it I had like 10 dwarves just die and all where missing at least the upper body. Some kind of rot or something that worked really fast, then a spiral started. My brand new Baroness died right after her meeting ended....

I think the upper body was effected because of the wade pool. I am pretty sure it said "bled to death".
« Last Edit: March 25, 2011, 11:12:15 pm by dagger »
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Re: Fort Destroyed by Human Diplomat
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2011, 11:28:38 pm »
All dead dwarves are missing their upper body in the profile screen, no matter how they died.
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Re: Fort Destroyed by Human Diplomat
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2011, 11:32:36 pm »
Not sure what happened then, but it was a pretty cool diplomat.
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Re: Fort Destroyed by Human Diplomat
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2011, 11:44:00 pm »
Ok sorry here is what happens.

Apparently it only effects folk who are not armored. First they get a Fever, and then after a small bit of time Heavy Bleeding, then death.
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Re: Fort Destroyed by Human Diplomat
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2011, 11:49:11 pm »
Was it Dwarfbola?
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Re: Fort Destroyed by Human Diplomat
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2011, 11:52:37 pm »
I don't think the humans like you.
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Re: Fort Destroyed by Human Diplomat
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2011, 12:20:33 am »
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Moose Brute Diplomat

Omag Kusnkedusm Ngos Tello

A gigantic moose twisted into humanoid form with lidless eyes. It has a bloated
body. Its teal hair is unkempt. Beware its noxious secretions!
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Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Now he just needs a squirrell sidekick
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Re: Fort Destroyed by Human Diplomat
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2011, 03:53:43 am »
I can only hope to get a diplomat as awesome one day...
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Re: Fort Destroyed by Human Diplomat
« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2011, 04:32:18 am »
That's what you get for not closing the pool. :P

Mmm, moose knuckle grime.
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Re: Fort Destroyed by Human Diplomat
« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2011, 05:14:30 am »
Pool's closed due to FBS?






fbs==forgotten beast syndrome
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