Turn 17- HOW THE FUCK DID HE DO THAT.Taricus
Go wreck their shit! "Broccoli!"
[1] You scream Broccoli and charge forward, you trip over a fallen log though. It also seems you alerted
the bandits to your position, nice going.
Jack AT
Use the smoke to make a smoking mass of smoke with hacky smoke power.
[6] You conjure a spread smoke spell and use it on well... the smoke. It spreads outwards and even becomes
more dense! The bandits spread out away from the camp coughing from the smoke, you are all also alot more concealed now
and get a +1 to lurking rolls.
Zrk2
'Well, that would depend on how your most splendiferous person would define such an abstract concept as 'rebel,' for when the ruler no longer serves the interests of his subjects, does he not become a rebel against morality? I would be most indubitably ingratiated if you would elucidate upon your definitions so as to allow us to partake in some witty rhetoric and scathing witticisms.'
[4-1=3] You tell him what you just said, he seems pretty confused. He asks again, this time gribbing the hilt of his sword more menacingly,
FuzzyZergling
Go into lurk mode and continue.
[6+1+1=8!] You sneak around, uneffected by the smoke. You spot a a group of five bandits stumbling around
trying to get out of the smoke. You sneak up behind one of them, you quickly stab him in the back with your dagger.
You then do a backflip over him and land on the one next to him, curshing his skull on impact. You then grab one of
the dead bandits sword and throw it at the third one, instantly killing him. You run up to the remaining two and do a
flying spin slash and you cut both of their throats killing them. HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOW DID YOU DO THAT.
KaguroDraven
Follow the others to the bandit camp, and coat my daggers in poison.
[3] You coat your daggers in poison and head forward. Due to the smoke you can't see much infront of you but you think your almost there...
Suddenly you bump into something! You notice by the large icon above his head it say's he's a bandit, odd. He quickly gets up and pulls out his sword.
Dermonster
Yes.
[5-1=4] You simply say yes, he's just about to say Attack when a man steps out of the shadows. He yells
"God damnit Tricton! What did I say about killing random adventurers!" the guy who apperently is named
Tricton say's "My liege, I was merely checking to see if they were with the vile king of these lands."
The man responds, "You know they're not! And stop talking in Old English you fucking idiot!"
He turns to you and Zrk2, "Sorry about that, Tricton is new to Rol- I mean to this, the names Stiric and im
the leader of the resistance."
Character Status
Forum Nickname-Dermonster
Class-Troper
Status- Meeting the Rebel leader.
Forum Nickname-Taricus
Class-Socialite
Status- Tripping over a log.
Forum Nickname-FuzzTheRoach
Class- Lurker
Status- Being fucking awesome.
Forum Nickname-Kaguro Draven
Class-Lurker
Status- Breaking the fourth wall.
Forum Nickname- Jack AT
Class-Hacker
Status- Being a Wizard.
Nickname: Zrk2
Class-Troper
Status- Being a smartass.
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