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Author Topic: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 22- BOSS BATTLE, probally.  (Read 27449 times)

KaguroDraven

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 10- Zrk is Oddly Prepared
« Reply #120 on: March 30, 2011, 11:57:10 pm »

Look through the weapon shop for throwing daggers.
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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 10- Zrk is Oddly Prepared
« Reply #121 on: March 31, 2011, 01:13:49 pm »

Drag the unconscious guy into the weapon shop for questioning about our quest.
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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 10- Zrk is Oddly Prepared
« Reply #122 on: March 31, 2011, 04:43:55 pm »

Turn 11- How hard is it to find a Weapon in a Weapon Shop?

Dermonster
Get to the weapon shop and find a shield of some sort.
[3] You enter the weapon shop, it seem that the shopkeeper is out, may as well help yourself to any items you find. Unfortunately you could not find any kind of shield, nothing, zip, nadda.

Taricus
Go to the weapon shop. Browse through the wares.
[2] You walk into the weapon shop. You start to browse through the wares when you trip and knock down a wall with various blunt weapons on it. They all fall down on you, smooth moves.

FuzzyZergling
Wait for the others in the weapon shop.
[3] You fail at doing this, no just kidding they all arrive in one piece.

JackAT
Enter the weapon shop with the others.  Inquire about the possibility of buying a cane with a sword in it.
[4] You enter the weapon shop, the shopkeeper is gone so you just decide to look around for a cane sword to "borrow". You look around for a bit when you finally find a cane, you press the hidden button expecting a long sword blade to come out but instead its only a puny dagger blade!

Kaguro Daven
Look through the weapon shop for throwing daggers.
[6] You look around the shop for throwing daggers. After a short search you find a bag of perfectly balanced throwing daggers, score!

Zrk2
Drag the unconscious guy into the weapon shop for questioning about our quest.
[6] You drag the guy into the weapons shop and wake him up. You slap him around a bit until he breaks and tells you about your quest. He tells you that he was sent by the rulers to kill any suspicious looking figures, he even gives you a map showing where the castle and rebel camp is, how convienent!

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 11- How hard is it to find a Weapon?
« Reply #123 on: March 31, 2011, 04:45:12 pm »

Look for more weapons while getting out from under this pile.
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« Last Edit: March 31, 2011, 09:04:54 pm by dermonster »
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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 11- How hard is it to find a Weapon?
« Reply #125 on: March 31, 2011, 04:49:46 pm »

Watch to see if Dermonster fails at lifting such a ridiculasly sized sword, or if he even finds an asian sword in what is obviously european medieval fantasy.
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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 11- How hard is it to find a Weapon?
« Reply #126 on: March 31, 2011, 04:55:18 pm »

 ;D
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
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"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 11- How hard is it to find a Weapon?
« Reply #127 on: March 31, 2011, 05:38:53 pm »

Conceal cane in robes.
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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 11- How hard is it to find a Weapon?
« Reply #128 on: March 31, 2011, 07:30:12 pm »

Kill the mook. Then wait for everyone else so we can go to the castle.
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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 11- How hard is it to find a Weapon?
« Reply #129 on: March 31, 2011, 10:47:34 pm »

Pilfur something steathy, or at least stealthy-looking.
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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 11- How hard is it to find a Weapon?
« Reply #130 on: March 31, 2011, 11:19:22 pm »

Turn 12- History Fail.

Taricus
Look for more weapons while getting out from under this pile.
[4] You look for more weapons, which is kinda easy considering you covered in blunt weapons. You pick out an iron studded truncheon from the pile and add it to your inventory.

Dermonster
Grab a zanbatou then.
[1] You try to find a Zanbatou, like General Abraham Franklin you will fight your enemies to death just like he did in the Battle of New Orleans. To bad there is no Zanbatou in a european medieval fantasy, so you fail at it and feel terribley ashamed.

Kaguro Daven
Watch to see if Dermonster fails at lifting such a ridiculasly sized sword, or if he even finds an asian sword in what is obviously european medieval fantasy.
[AUTO-SUCCESS] Yup he fails terribley.

Jack AT
Conceal cane in robes.
[5] You do a good job concealing the cane in your robes, you put it into a seemingly endless pocket inside your robe. Wait isn't the point of having a cane with a blade in it is being able to hold it without concealing it? Ugh, whatever.

Zrk2
Kill the mook. Then wait for everyone else so we can go to the castle.
[2] You look into the assassin's eyes, he sobs waiting for his miserable life to end. You can't do it! Your the good guy (Well reasonabley good.) and good guy's do not hurt anything other than walls and other non-living objects. You do knock him un-concious though.

FuzzyZergling
Pilfur something steathy, or at least stealthy-looking.
[5] You grab a dark black cloak that seems to blend in with whatever envoirnment your in. Or it may just be blending in because its pretty dark in here, either way it looks pretty badass.

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 12- History Fail.
« Reply #131 on: March 31, 2011, 11:30:45 pm »

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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 12- History Fail.
« Reply #132 on: March 31, 2011, 11:35:39 pm »

Take anything useful the mook has, and head out to loot the corpses for anything useful.
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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 12- History Fail.
« Reply #133 on: March 31, 2011, 11:38:11 pm »

Leave the store, and follow Kaguro.  When corpses are reached, take out the cane.
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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 12- History Fail.
« Reply #134 on: March 31, 2011, 11:45:09 pm »

Grab a weapon, and head out with the others.
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