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Author Topic: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 22- BOSS BATTLE, probally.  (Read 27447 times)

Bdthemag

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 3- Dermonster gets the Ban Hammer
« Reply #45 on: March 27, 2011, 06:49:33 pm »

Turn 4- The Ultimate High-Five

Taricus
Quote from: Taricus
link=topic=80570.msg2120688#msg2120688
date=1301251100
Start an introductory thread.
[2] You make an introductory thread introducing
yourself. After a few minutes five people respond
telling you that your a *@!# noob and should gtfo.
Well thats pretty rude.

Dermonster
Quote from: dermonster
link=topic=80570.msg2120699#msg2120699
date=1301251247
Ask around as too where this is. Inspect wall
stability.

[5] You begin to ask around to see where this place
is. They tell you this is where all banned members
go, and that they are another group sent here by
the FM. You inspect the wall and see its flimsy but
still not as weak as the one in forum.

Jack AT
Quote from: Jack A T
link=topic=80570.msg2120721#msg2120721
date=1301251544
Not the swords I asked for, but oh well.  Guns that
fire giant balls of plasma are fine too.
Kick some ass.
[6] A large group of mods suddenly rush in holding
 small hammers in their hands. They all surround
you and Zrk2, you notice they look exactley the
same! This guy must of made a hell of alot of
dummy accounts. You open fire with your BFG
tearing apart wave after wave of mods with Zrk2,
you both run out of ammo so you resort to beating
the hell out of them with your BEAR hands. A few
hours later (which is a few minutes in internet time)
the last mod falls, and you high-five Zrk2. The
power of the high-five is so strong you both get a
+1 to your next roll!

FuzzyZergling
Quote from: FuzzyZergling
link=topic=0570.msg2120794#msg2120794
date=1301252756
Sneak around, searching for anything
interesting.

[2+1=3] You sneak around searching for anything
interesting, but you don't really find anything. You
decide to follow KaguroDaven instead.

Kaguro Daven
Quote from: KaguroDraven
link=topic=80570.msg2120844#msg2120844
date=1301253689
Wait for mods to lead me to the admin then turn
arm into a BFG and shoot at the admin.

[2] You follow the mods into a large room
decorated with various skulls and weapons. They
all walk up to the bottom of a large staircase with a
golden throne at the top. Sitting on the throne is a
teenage boy, deciding this is the admin you try to
turn your arm into a BFG! But nothing happens, the
admin then say's "WTF is tat there! Fing noob
hacker in teh forumz! Go pwn him!" The mods rush
at you, but the admin runs off in the direction of
another room.

Zrk2
Quote from: Zrk2
link=topic=80570.msg2121604#msg2121604
date=1301265478

Fire my BFG at the mods.

You use your BFG to mow down the mods alongside Jack AT, once the last body falls you high-five
Jack AT. The power of this high-five is so strong
you both gain a +1 to your next roll!

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Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
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Taricus

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 4- The Ultimate High-Five
« Reply #46 on: March 27, 2011, 06:52:33 pm »

Post in inhabited topic.
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We sided with the holocaust for a fucking +1 roll

Dermonster

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 4- The Ultimate High-Five
« Reply #47 on: March 27, 2011, 06:53:16 pm »

Give one hell of a Rousing speech, then initiate a Class one Prison Break.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

FuzzyZergling

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 4- The Ultimate High-Five
« Reply #48 on: March 27, 2011, 07:05:02 pm »

Load myself up with weapons and help Kaguro!
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Bdthemag

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 4- The Ultimate High-Five
« Reply #49 on: March 27, 2011, 07:09:33 pm »

Did I forget to mention we have a waiting list?
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Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
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Darvi

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 4- The Ultimate High-Five
« Reply #50 on: March 27, 2011, 07:10:40 pm »

Ctrl-F says yes.
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KaguroDraven

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 4- The Ultimate High-Five
« Reply #51 on: March 27, 2011, 07:28:15 pm »

Ignore the mods and rush after the Admin.
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I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
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Because I can"-WolfTengu

Zrk2

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 4- The Ultimate High-Five
« Reply #52 on: March 27, 2011, 08:24:05 pm »

Jack, what should we use this bonus for?
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He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

Jack A T

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 4- The Ultimate High-Five
« Reply #53 on: March 27, 2011, 10:07:31 pm »

I don't know about you, but I think helping Kaguro might be a good idea.

Take a hammer, and attack the mods who are attacking Kaguro
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FUCK YOU JACK
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris, Witches' Coven 2 Elfchat
YOU TRAITOROUS SWINE.
Screw you, Jack.

mcclay

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 4- The Ultimate High-Five
« Reply #54 on: March 27, 2011, 11:30:42 pm »

Name: Mcclay
Class: Troll
apperance: An Anymous
Bio: Was a high ranking Member of anymous and lead several raids
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Bdthemag

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 4- The Ultimate High-Five
« Reply #55 on: March 28, 2011, 03:59:44 pm »

Waiting on Zrk2.
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Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
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Zrk2

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 4- The Ultimate High-Five
« Reply #56 on: March 28, 2011, 04:46:21 pm »

Oh, my bad. Assist Kaguro with my BFG, whilst screaming.
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Bdthemag

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 4- The Ultimate High-Five
« Reply #57 on: March 28, 2011, 05:13:55 pm »

Turn 5- Zrk2 Rolls an 8!

Taricus
Post in inhabited topic.
[1+1=2] You post in the most inhabited topic named "Hackerz in the Forumz", you post in the topic saying Hello, but the admin bans you for derailing the thread. You wake up later in a white room, you see that Dermonster is in the corner giving a speech. You feel inspired by the speech and you try to break out with the others. After the guards are taken out you and dermonster decide to head towards the sounds of fighting in a nearby room.

Dermonster
Give one hell of a Rousing speech, then initiate a Class one Prison Break.
[4] You gather all of the banned forum-goers together, you then try to give a rousing speech. You do a pretty good job, except you keep on trying to post links to TvTropes the whole time. They are inspired, including Taricus. You then initiate a Jailbreak, the prisoners take out the guards at the entrance. Afterwards they just run off, guess they weren't that inspired by the speech after-all. You and Taricus both decided to head towards the sounds of fighting.

FuzzyZergling
Load myself up with weapons and help Kaguro!
[5] You try to create some kind of weapon with the gadget installed into your arm. You try as hard as you can to think up alot of zerglings but you keep on thinking of a laser rifle for some reason. It instantly appears in your hands and you head off to help Kaguro who seems to be running towards a teenage kid.

KaguroDaven
Ignore the mods and rush after the Admin.
[3] You try to run after the admins, but they block your way! Zergling, Jack AT, and Zrk2 are here to help you though.

Jack AT
I don't know about you, but I think helping Kaguro might be a good idea.

Take a hammer, and attack the mods who are attacking Kaguro
[4+1=5] You run up to the nearest mod an try to wrestle the hammer from him. You get the hammer from his grasp and hit him with it, he suddenly dissapears. You then run up to the large group of mods and start wacking them all on their heads Matrix style.

Zrk2
Oh, my bad. Assist Kaguro with my BFG, whilst screaming.
Theres no way you'll get a 6 with your +1 bonus to next roll and your +1 bonus to combat no way at a- [6+1+1=8!] ((What the fuck?)) You jump up into the air and you start to fire at all of the mods on the ground while screaming. Your shots fire true and you hit every target taking them all down. You even shoot at the entrance the admin is heading towards and it collapses. With a swift kick against a nearby wall you fly towards him and the impact causes him to smash against a wall. He's still alive though.

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Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
Welcome to Reality.

Taricus

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 5- Zrk2 Rolls an 8!
« Reply #58 on: March 28, 2011, 05:15:28 pm »

Get out of here!
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Dermonster

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 5- Zrk2 Rolls an 8!
« Reply #59 on: March 28, 2011, 05:26:23 pm »

Useing my arm thingy to conjure up a totally kickass Nano-gun, Rush toward the action.
« Last Edit: March 28, 2011, 05:48:23 pm by dermonster »
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.
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