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Author Topic: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 22- BOSS BATTLE, probally.  (Read 27698 times)

Dermonster

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 2- INTRUDER ALERT
« Reply #30 on: March 27, 2011, 12:23:55 pm »

Try to get into the security system somehow and bring it down.
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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TolyK

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 2- INTRUDER ALERT
« Reply #31 on: March 27, 2011, 01:07:20 pm »

((Posting to watch - this is hilarious.))
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Bdthemag

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 2- INTRUDER ALERT
« Reply #32 on: March 27, 2011, 01:09:21 pm »

((Posting to watch - this is hilarious.))
Thanks, I never thought anyone would find my sense of humor funny. Update will be up as soon as KaguroDaven posts his turn.
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KaguroDraven

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 2- INTRUDER ALERT
« Reply #33 on: March 27, 2011, 01:17:41 pm »

Was sleeping
Drop him and lurk behind the 'other' mods towards the admin.
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"Those who guard their back encounter death from the front." - Drow Proverb.
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
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Because I can"-WolfTengu

Bdthemag

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 2- INTRUDER ALERT
« Reply #34 on: March 27, 2011, 01:37:03 pm »

Turn 3- The Banhammer hits Dermonster.

Taricus
Register.
[5] You hit the register button with your hand and a screen appears infront of you. You set your username as Taricus and your password as 12345, no one will ever find that one out. Seems you don't need an email to set up an account. In retrospect maybe instead of knocking down walls you all should have just registered instead.

Zrk2
'Bring it ninjas, I will beat all of you!'
Look around for weapons.

[3]You try to look around for weapons when the FM say's "HUMANOID CREATURE, YOU CANNOT FIND WEAPONS IN TEH INTERWEBZ, YOU MUST CREATE THEM WITH THE TECHNOLOGY I HAVE ATTACHED TO YOUR ARM, SORRY FOR NOT MENTIONING THAT BEFORE.". Luckily for you Jack AT hacks up some sweet BFG's and you stand back to back waiting for the horde of baddies.


Jack AT
Hack AWESOME SWORDS up for Zrk2 and I
[5]  You use your hacking skills to create two awesome BFG's for you and Zrk2. You stand back to back waiting for the large wave of useless baddies to arrive.

FuzzyZergling
Try and see what's picking me up.
[4] Kaguro Daven just saved your ass idiot! The mods were about to ban you when he came in and tricked them into letting you go! You thank Kaguro Daven and you both do an awesome high-five.

Dermonster
Try to get into the security system somehow and bring it down.
[1] You try to get into the security system, using that gadget attached to your arm. After a few minutes of l33t hacking yo, your just about to break into the system. You then hear "Hey! What the hell are you doing Noob!". He then throws some kind of hammer at you and you black out. You wake up and see you are in a large enclosed room, there seems to be a group of other people here.

Kaguro Daven
Was sleeping
Drop him and lurk behind the 'other' mods towards the admin.
[4] You drop Fuzzy and he wakes up. He thanks you for helping him out and you both do an awesome high-five. You then follow the mods into another room, they don't seem to notice your there.

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Taricus

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 2- INTRUDER ALERT
« Reply #35 on: March 27, 2011, 01:38:20 pm »

Start an introductory thread.
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Dermonster

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 2- INTRUDER ALERT
« Reply #36 on: March 27, 2011, 01:40:47 pm »

Ask around as too where this is. Inspect wall stability.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

Jack A T

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 3- Dermonster gets the Ban Hammer
« Reply #37 on: March 27, 2011, 01:45:44 pm »

Not the swords I asked for, but oh well.  Guns that fire giant balls of plasma are fine too.

Kick some ass.
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Bdthemag

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 3- Dermonster gets the Ban Hammer
« Reply #38 on: March 27, 2011, 01:46:48 pm »

Not the swords I asked for, but oh well.  Guns that fire giant balls of plasma are fine too.

Kick some ass.
Whoops meant BFS, but lets just keep it that way for the lulz.
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TolyK

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 3- Dermonster gets the Ban Hammer
« Reply #39 on: March 27, 2011, 01:51:59 pm »

((lol, the mod messes up in a good way  :P))
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FuzzyZergling

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 3- Dermonster gets the Ban Hammer
« Reply #40 on: March 27, 2011, 02:05:56 pm »

Sneak around, searching for anything interesting.
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KaguroDraven

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 3- Dermonster gets the Ban Hammer
« Reply #41 on: March 27, 2011, 02:21:29 pm »

Wait for mods to lead me to the admin then turn arm into a BFG and shoot at the admin.
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"Those who guard their back encounter death from the front." - Drow Proverb.
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
"I'm going to kill another dragon and then see if I can't DUAL-WIELD DRAGONS!
Because I can"-WolfTengu

Bdthemag

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 3- Dermonster gets the Ban Hammer
« Reply #42 on: March 27, 2011, 02:47:57 pm »

Just waiting on Zrk2.
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Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
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major_sephiroth

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Re: Roll to Escape the Internet! Turn 3- Dermonster gets the Ban Hammer
« Reply #43 on: March 27, 2011, 05:21:30 pm »

Posting to watch.

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« Last Edit: March 28, 2011, 01:02:41 am by major_sephiroth »
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Zrk2

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He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.
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