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Voting closed: August 13, 2011, 10:28:49 pm

[TolyK]

Awww Derm... 
...
pew pew pew da pulse gun. or yank the weapon out of his hands with applyForce()

[Schilcote]

Kisame: Fly the dropship through the roof, and open fire with the turret.
Rent: Swords out!  Time to RUMBLE!
Dragonshardz: Drop from the sky, etc.
Sinpwn: Leap and do a backflip over him, sinking my blade(s) into his back. Provide background music at the same time through sheer will.
Japa: Yoink the weapon out of the guy's hand.
Fuzzy: AUTO-PARRY: Take it in the gut!
TolyK: pew pew pew da pulse gun.


Everyone:

See text

Text:

Japa telekinetically yanks the gun out of Derm's hand just before he blasts Fuzzy.

"ARGHH! Stupid telekinetic BITCH!"

Derm teleports behind Japa and runs her through with a laser dagger. She collapses.

Rentorian charges at him with Grueslayer. Derm teleports out of the way and punches Rent with a mechanical fist. Rent's casing is dented, and he falls over.

Sinpwn jumps into the air and hits the autoplay button on his lute. Derm teleports out of the way again, leaving Sinpwn to smash into the ground face-first.

Derm grins. "Now that was just plain du-"

The dropship smashes through the ceiling, piloted by Kisame. Shardz jumps out, attempting to land on Derm, but Derm teleports out of the way again.

Shardz fires his laser rifle...

Roll to aim: 3
 
... catching Derm in the shoulder. He winces and teleports back to pick up his plasma cannon.

Toly opens fire with his pulse rifle.

Roll to aim: 5

He hits Derm in the leg four times. Derm falls over, but teleports again and gets back on his feet.

Action Lamp appears to be charging up.

Mirata opens fire with Vengance.

Roll to dodge: 3 2 3 3 3 2 3

Derm keeps teleporting out of the way, but isn't quite fast enough and gets caught a few times by laser beams. He's starting to bleed pretty badly.

Mirata's Teslatron blasts at Derm with his lasers.

Roll to aim: 1 6 6

Two of the beams hit Derm in the head, while one misses completely.

The Robobrains also open fire.

Roll to aim: 4
Roll to aim: 4

The first Robobrain's blaster catches Derm in the leg. This time he doesn't get up quite so quickly.

The second Robobrain's heat gun hits Derm square in the chest. He is now on fire.

Statuses:

Spoiler: FuzzyZergling: Dollamancer (click to show/hide)

Enhanced Marsec Armor, Lighter, Raw Melonium, 9 Mentats, 10 tubes of Alien Epoxy
Nano-EAGLE (10/90)
   9 EAGLE Clips (8 shots)
RA6 25mm Grenade Launcher (2/0 Flechette)
   13 HET Grenades
   10 TI ULPS Gas Grenades
   8 Dewelder Grenades
   5 Flechette Cartriges

Spoiler: TolyK: Black Mesa Scientist (Quantum) (click to show/hide)

Black Mesa H.E.V. Mk. IV Protective System (100% power) /w obsidian plates, Lighter, Melonium .357, 7 TIAIMAs, 2 Stimpaks,  George's hardware + Lapotron Crystal, Stuffthrower (Filled with Essence of Fire)
TOAST Industries 12-Gauge Fully Automatic Shotgun (6/44)
   50 12-Gauge WP Shells
Overwatch Standard-Issue Pulse Rifle(30/30)
   4 Pulse Clips

Spoiler: Ragnarok97071: Black Mage (click to show/hide)

Singed Blue robes, yellow hat, staff, The Enclosed Instruction Book.
Bignose Dickhead's Single-Target Soul Stealer, Flare
Pyrodoken Tauntkill
Destruction: 100 (Mastery)
1,115 Septims

Spoiler: Kisame12794: Dorf (click to show/hide)

Diamond Pickaxe, Iron Shovel, 3x64 Netherrack, 1x50 Netherrack, 38 Cobblestone, 5*64 Obsidian, 64 Torches, 4 Iron Ore, Flint & Steel, 13 incendiary grenades, +<<Magic Green Power Armor>>+, Wand of Lava Immunity +1
==<<TOAST Industries Fully Automatic 12 Gauge Shotgun>>== (0/13 FRAG-12)
   13 FRAG-12 Shells
   25 Dragon's Breath Shells
Shoulder-Mounted Forcer-Based Explosive Barrel Launcher
Carmintium-plated Obsidian Warhammer

Spoiler: Japa: Super-Strong Telekinetic Mutant (click to show/hide)

Brass Knuckles, Box-O-Magic, 1,800 Septims, *Obsidian Sword*, revealing platemail.
Trained Swordswoman
Gravely Injured

Spoiler: Dragonshardz: Brotherhood Of Steel Outcast (click to show/hide)

Outcast T-45d Powered Armor /w +<<obsidian plates>>+
AER9 Laser Rifle (MF 24/35)
   35 Microfusion Cells (24 shots)
Colnel Autumn's Laser Pistol (E 30/90)
   90 E Cells
3 Stimpaks

Spoiler: 01101: Electro-spatial Phenomenon (click to show/hide)

7 tubes of Ailen Epoxy, Iron Warhammer
1280 Septims

Spoiler: Sinpwn: Defiant Bärd (click to show/hide)

Överchärgëd Mägitëch lütë
Extremely glowy dragonscale barding
89 bottles of Ironpine Melange
Toolbox of miscelaneous engineering items
Titanium scraps
3 pieces or orichalcum ore
one bar of carmintium
Source engine with assorted planar essences.
Electroshock Daggersword (2,000/2,000)
Mentat Rush
6 blocks of Copper Ore

Spoiler: Rentorian: HUcast (click to show/hide)

Equipment: 1 Photon saber, 1 Photon handgun, 5 damage mines, 5 freeze mines, 4 confusion mines, Grueslayer, Grueslayer's Sheath.
Specialties: Auto repair functions, very strong.
50 Septims

Party TOAST Credits: 1,800 TC.

NPCs:

Spoiler: Action Lamp: Lamp (click to show/hide)

>1,000 watt D/F bulb, two 6 volt lantern batteries, one PHALANX D/F cell.

Spoiler: George: TOAST Industries "Orwell" Facility Control AI (click to show/hide)

Downloaded to the computer of a TOAST Industries Mk. II Ultravan, which was removed and is now in TolyK's inventory.

Spoiler: Mirata: Lone Wanderer (click to show/hide)

Alien Blaster: (10/10)
   10,000 Alien Power Cells
Pancor Jackhammer: (14/14)
   1,200 Shotgun Shells
Vengance: (25/75)
   2,000 Electron Charge Packs
15 Morphine, 1 Psycho, 25 Mentats, 5 Ibuprophen, 5 Aspirin
Enclave Enforcer Powered Armor, Shady Hat, Enclave Enforcer Shades, 25 tubes of Ailen Epoxy, TSC Radio, Pip-Boy 3000, various bits of robot-wrangling equipment, assorted ammo, metric crapton of bottlecaps
Followers: Safebot, 1 Teslatron, 2 Robobrains (Alien Blaster, Heat Blaster)

[Rose]

Shoot the bastard

[Sinpwn]

Use the magical healing power of music to get Japa back on her feet.

[kisame12794]

Remove his arms, and teleporter.
Those should come in handy.

[TolyK]

Hey I want the teleporter...
Melonium FTW! PEW PEW PEW.
Also check my back. 

fakeedit: @japa ouuuuuch...

[Schilcote]

Remove his arms, and teleporter.
Those should come in handy.

I think he may protest.

[kisame12794]

I have a cannon. Plus a dropship. Any san.... Nevermind derm isn't sane. uhhhh.

I hope you didn't mind me ... Dropping in. Crush his foot. With hammer.

[Schilcote]

Japa: Shoot the bastard
Sinpwn: Use the magical healing power of music to get Japa back on her feet.
Kisame: Remove his arms, and teleporter.
TolyK: Melonium FTW! PEW PEW PEW.

Text:

Japa, heavily wounded, draws her sword and telekinetically flings herself towards Derm, obsidian sword first.

Roll to sword: 4+1=5

The sword leaves a nice big slice in Derm's leg, down to the bone. Japa keeps moving, skidding on the marble floor and falling unconcious.

Derm growls and takes out some sort of large apparatus with a hypodermic needle on it, and a brace that allows the device to be strapped to an arm or a leg. He straps it onto his wounded leg, and his wounds immediately begin to close.

He grins. "Neat technology, isn't it?"

Fuzzy takes aim with his RA6, and fires.

Derm recieves two loads of high-velocity metal shards through his entire body. The wounds begin to close around them.

He seems to be a little out of it all of a sudden, between the Super Stimpak and the incredible amounts of pain he's in, there's a good chance that it's starting to affect him.

Roll to teleport: 1

He teleports behind Fuzzy... and about ten feet above him. He lands with a nasty crunch.

Sinpwn gets himself back on his feet and begins to rock out on his lute.

Roll to heal: 6

Japa is surrounded by a bright green light, and her wounds begin to close. She's still unconcious though.

Toly takes aim with his Melonium.

Roll to aim: 6

Roll to dodge: 4

The melon flies through the place Derm's center of mass was just a second ago.

Derm stands still for a moment. "Urgg... fuck this..."

He teleports away.

"I have lost entity tracking on Mr. Dermonster. He appears to have teleported some distance away," George says, from the wreckage of the dropship. "Also, I belive this vehicle is no longer in any condition to fly."

Mirata heads over to Japa and sticks her with a stimpak. "She should heal up completely in a few minutes," she says, to no one in paticular.

Ragnarok notices a wooden staff with an eye on it leaning against Sheogorath's throne. He feels strangely compelled towards it...

Statuses:

Spoiler: FuzzyZergling: Dollamancer (click to show/hide)

Enhanced Marsec Armor, Lighter, Raw Melonium, 9 Mentats, 10 tubes of Alien Epoxy
Nano-EAGLE (10/90)
   9 EAGLE Clips (8 shots)
RA6 25mm Grenade Launcher (2/0 Flechette)
   13 HET Grenades
   10 TI ULPS Gas Grenades
   8 Dewelder Grenades
   5 Flechette Cartriges

Spoiler: TolyK: Black Mesa Scientist (Quantum) (click to show/hide)

Black Mesa H.E.V. Mk. IV Protective System (100% power) /w obsidian plates, Lighter, Melonium .357, 7 TIAIMAs, 2 Stimpaks,  George's hardware + Lapotron Crystal, Stuffthrower (Filled with Essence of Fire)
TOAST Industries 12-Gauge Fully Automatic Shotgun (6/44)
   50 12-Gauge WP Shells
Overwatch Standard-Issue Pulse Rifle(30/30)
   4 Pulse Clips

Spoiler: Ragnarok97071: Black Mage (click to show/hide)

Singed Blue robes, yellow hat, staff, The Enclosed Instruction Book.
Bignose Dickhead's Single-Target Soul Stealer, Flare
Pyrodoken Tauntkill
Destruction: 100 (Mastery)
1,115 Septims

Spoiler: Kisame12794: Dorf (click to show/hide)

Diamond Pickaxe, Iron Shovel, 3x64 Netherrack, 1x50 Netherrack, 38 Cobblestone, 5*64 Obsidian, 64 Torches, 4 Iron Ore, Flint & Steel, 13 incendiary grenades, +<<Magic Green Power Armor>>+, Wand of Lava Immunity +1
==<<TOAST Industries Fully Automatic 12 Gauge Shotgun>>== (0/13 FRAG-12)
   13 FRAG-12 Shells
   25 Dragon's Breath Shells
Shoulder-Mounted Forcer-Based Explosive Barrel Launcher
Carmintium-plated Obsidian Warhammer

Spoiler: Japa: Super-Strong Telekinetic Mutant (click to show/hide)

Brass Knuckles, Box-O-Magic, 1,800 Septims, *Obsidian Sword*, revealing platemail.
Trained Swordswoman
Moderately Injured
Unconcious

Spoiler: Dragonshardz: Brotherhood Of Steel Outcast (click to show/hide)

Outcast T-45d Powered Armor /w +<<obsidian plates>>+
AER9 Laser Rifle (MF 24/35)
   35 Microfusion Cells (24 shots)
Colnel Autumn's Laser Pistol (E 30/90)
   90 E Cells
3 Stimpaks

Spoiler: 01101: Electro-spatial Phenomenon (click to show/hide)

7 tubes of Ailen Epoxy, Iron Warhammer
1280 Septims

Spoiler: Sinpwn: Defiant Bärd (click to show/hide)

Överchärgëd Mägitëch lütë
Extremely glowy dragonscale barding
89 bottles of Ironpine Melange
Toolbox of miscelaneous engineering items
Titanium scraps
3 pieces or orichalcum ore
one bar of carmintium
Source engine with assorted planar essences.
Electroshock Daggersword (2,000/2,000)
Mentat Rush
6 blocks of Copper Ore

Spoiler: Rentorian: HUcast (click to show/hide)

Equipment: 1 Photon saber, 1 Photon handgun, 5 damage mines, 5 freeze mines, 4 confusion mines, Grueslayer, Grueslayer's Sheath.
Specialties: Auto repair functions, very strong.
50 Septims

Party TOAST Credits: 1,800 TC.

NPCs:

Spoiler: Action Lamp: Lamp (click to show/hide)

>1,000 watt D/F bulb, two 6 volt lantern batteries, one PHALANX D/F cell.

Spoiler: George: TOAST Industries "Orwell" Facility Control AI (click to show/hide)

Downloaded to the computer of a TOAST Industries Mk. II Ultravan, which was removed and is now in TolyK's inventory.

Spoiler: Mirata: Lone Wanderer (click to show/hide)

Alien Blaster: (10/10)
   10,000 Alien Power Cells
Pancor Jackhammer: (14/14)
   1,200 Shotgun Shells
Vengance: (25/75)
   2,000 Electron Charge Packs
15 Morphine, 1 Psycho, 25 Mentats, 5 Ibuprophen, 5 Aspirin, 74 Stimpaks.
Enclave Enforcer Powered Armor, Shady Hat, Enclave Enforcer Shades, 25 tubes of Ailen Epoxy, TSC Radio, Pip-Boy 3000, various bits of robot-wrangling equipment, assorted ammo, metric crapton of bottlecaps
Followers: Safebot, 1 Teslatron, 2 Robobrains (Alien Blaster, Heat Blaster)

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Sorry Kisame, turn was already being written before you revised your action. Not that it would have mattered anyways.

[kisame12794]

Thats okay. I did not seem to be metioned though.

QUICK GRAB THE STAFF BEFORE RAG DOES.
I can do LESS damage that him if I that staff turns out to be a WMD.

[TolyK]

Take out George, make a mobile (sentient ) pulse turret out of the ruins. Or an infrared auto-targeting scope, either way

[FuzzyZergling]

Repair the dropship.
It's pretty much just a big flying golem mount, right?

[Sinpwn]

Find a lesser soul gem, a head of lettuce and a ball of yarn. Place them in Sheogorath's arms, sit him up straight and close his eyes. Perform a public funeral for him and Haskill. Then take one of Sheogorath's spare suits... as a sign of respect.

Of course, it's not like he would stay dead, whole staff thing and such.

[Schilcote]

Hang on a sec- how come everyone else has a custom title and I don't?

[kisame12794]

I dunno. What do you mean by custom title.