TolyK: Add some sort of weapon to the dropship. Maybe a clone of the stuffthrower...
Sinpwn: Dramatically enter the palace while strumming our theme song on my lute.
Kisame: Learn to fly the ship. Just in case.
Rent: Kick open the doors to the palace. Make sure everyone enters as dramatically as possible.
TolyK: 3
You and Mirata wire the pulse turret up to George.
Kisame: 3
You press a few buttons to see what they do, very carefully. You think you could probably fly the ship in an emergency, but just barely.
Text:
Rentorian kicks open the door to New Sheoth Palace, while Sinpwn plays a power chord on his lute.
There is no response. You head into the main chamber.
Sheogorath (who is recognizable by the fact that there are busts of him everywhere) is slumped over in his throne, dead. Haskill lies on the red carpet, also dead.
Standing over the corpses is Dermonster. He seems to have changed since you last saw him; he's wearing armbands with the swastika-and-clover on them, and, perhaps more significantly, his arms have been replaced by ugly black mechanical ones. He is holding some sort of strange weapon, held like a pistol, with a bunch of spokes extending from the front of it.
"You again. I was expecting you. Do you know what I've found out since we last met? It turns out that my home planet was destroyed. It's gone. The "good guys" blew it up. All I wanted was to go home. And to destroy every inferior being I could come across, but I mainly wanted to go home. And now I can't. So you know what I did? I joined with Him. I'm going to destroy everything. I'm going to kill EVERY FUCKING THING IN THIS PATHETIC, PUNY LITTLE UNIVERSE! AND I'M GOING TO START WITH YOU!"
He throws the weapon on the ground.
Music: [Sorry, couldn't find anything suitable. Suggest something!]
He pulls out a plasma cannon and aims it at Fuzzy.
Statuses:
Enhanced Marsec Armor, Lighter, Raw Melonium, 9 Mentats, 10 tubes of Alien Epoxy
Nano-EAGLE (10/90)
9 EAGLE Clips (8 shots)
RA6 25mm Grenade Launcher (2/0 Flechette)
13 HET Grenades
10 TI ULPS Gas Grenades
8 Dewelder Grenades
5 Flechette Cartriges
Black Mesa H.E.V. Mk. IV Protective System (100% power) /w obsidian plates, Lighter, Melonium .357, 7 TIAIMAs, 2 Stimpaks, George's hardware + Lapotron Crystal, Stuffthrower (Filled with Essence of Fire)
TOAST Industries 12-Gauge Fully Automatic Shotgun (6/44)
50 12-Gauge WP Shells
Overwatch Standard-Issue Pulse Rifle(30/30)
4 Pulse Clips
Singed Blue robes, yellow hat, staff,
The Enclosed Instruction Book.
Bignose Dickhead's Single-Target Soul Stealer,
FlarePyrodoken Tauntkill
Destruction: 100 (Mastery)
1,115 Septims
Passed out from overexertion
Diamond Pickaxe, Iron Shovel, 3x64 Netherrack, 1x50 Netherrack, 38 Cobblestone, 5*64 Obsidian, 64 Torches, 4 Iron Ore, Flint & Steel, 13 incendiary grenades,
+<<Magic Green Power Armor>>+, Wand of Lava Immunity +1
==<<TOAST Industries Fully Automatic 12 Gauge Shotgun>>== (0/13 FRAG-12)
13 FRAG-12 Shells
25 Dragon's Breath Shells
Shoulder-Mounted Forcer-Based Explosive Barrel LauncherCarmintium-plated Obsidian Warhammer
Brass Knuckles, Box-O-Magic, 1,800 Septims,
*Obsidian Sword*, revealing platemail.
Trained SwordswomanOutcast T-45d Powered Armor /w +<<obsidian plates>>+
AER9 Laser Rifle (MF 24/35)
35 Microfusion Cells (24 shots)
Colnel Autumn's Laser Pistol (E 30/90)
90 E Cells
3 Stimpaks
7 tubes of Ailen Epoxy, Iron Warhammer
1280 Septims
Överchärgëd Mägitëch lütë
Extremely glowy dragonscale barding
89 bottles of Ironpine Melange
Toolbox of miscelaneous engineering items
Titanium scraps
3 pieces or orichalcum ore
one bar of carmintium
Source engine with assorted planar essences.
Electroshock Daggersword (2,000/2,000)Mentat Rush
6 blocks of Copper Ore
Equipment: 1 Photon saber, 1 Photon handgun, 5 damage mines, 5 freeze mines, 4 confusion mines, Grueslayer, Grueslayer's Sheath.
Specialties: Auto repair functions, very strong.
50 Septims
Party TOAST Credits: 1,800 TC.
NPCs:
>1,000 watt D/F bulb, two 6 volt lantern batteries, one PHALANX D/F cell.
Downloaded to the computer of a TOAST Industries Mk. II Ultravan, which was removed and is now in TolyK's inventory.
Alien Blaster: (10/10)
10,000 Alien Power Cells
Pancor Jackhammer: (14/14)
1,200 Shotgun Shells
Vengance: (75/75)
2,000 Electron Charge Packs
15 Morphine, 1 Psycho, 25 Mentats, 5 Ibuprophen, 5 Aspirin
Enclave Enforcer Powered Armor, Shady Hat, Enclave Enforcer Shades, 25 tubes of Ailen Epoxy, TSC Radio, Pip-Boy 3000, various bits of robot-wrangling equipment, assorted ammo, metric crapton of bottlecaps
Followers: Safebot, 1 Teslatron, 2 Robobrains (Alien Blaster, Heat Blaster)