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Voting closed: August 13, 2011, 10:28:49 pm

[kisame12794]

HMmmmmmm

Stray Cthulu has adopted Ragnarok97071!

[Schilcote]

Sinpwn: Flee. We must warn Sheogorath that there are forces gathering on his fringe. He hates it when people gather their forces on his fringe.
Fuzzy: Create a large flying cloth golem to ride into battle, preferably in the shape of a dwagon.
Rent: Follow sinpwn.  Should probably actually follow through with our contract after all.
TolyK: Take some huge chunks of stuff lying around, get ready to turn into projectiles
Shardz: Shoot down some dropships.
Japa: Send the prisoner back to his people, as a gesture of good faith, and a projectile.
Kisame: OPEN FIRE! AND KEEP FIRING.
Rag: Get myself concious again so that I can break some more things.

Sinpwn & Rentorian:

You flee down into the crater. Surely they won't follow you there.

You hear a sourceless, echo-y voice with a slight scottish accent. "Oh dear. Someone seems to have broken my Gates Of Madness, and now there are forces gathering on my fringe. I didn't expect this, not at all. I wonder if that fancy wizard fellow can make me a new set of gates... or I'll rip out his eyes! And make a sandwich with them. I like sandwiches."

Fuzzy: 6

You wave your hands in the air and pull a Ragnarok.

A two story tall cloth dragon stands before you. You pass out from the effort of creating it.

TolyK:

"Actually, I think I may have a superior plan," George says.

Suddenly, the closest approaching dropship turns over and slams into the ground, sending Combine soldiers flying across the landscape.

"Yes, that seems to be an effective strategem."

The rest of the dropships begin plummeting from the sky as well.

Shardz:

George seems to be handling that quite well himself.

Japa:

You fling the Kriegersklave towards the dropships.

"DESTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Kisame:

You launch a few barrels at the places where each dropship crashes, in case there's any survivors.

Rag: 5

You wake up.

Statuses:

Spoiler: FuzzyZergling: Dollamancer (click to show/hide)

Enhanced Marsec Armor, Lighter, Raw Melonium, 9 Mentats, 10 tubes of Alien Epoxy
Nano-EAGLE (10/90)
   9 EAGLE Clips (8 shots)
RA6 25mm Grenade Launcher (2/0 Flechette)
   13 HET Grenades
   10 TI ULPS Gas Grenades
   8 Dewelder Grenades
   5 Flechette Cartriges

Spoiler: TolyK: Black Mesa Scientist (Quantum) (click to show/hide)

Black Mesa H.E.V. Mk. IV Protective System (100% power) /w obsidian plates, Lighter, Melonium .357, 7 TIAIMAs, 2 Stimpaks,  George's hardware + Lapotron Crystal, Stuffthrower (Filled with Essence of Fire)
TOAST Industries 12-Gauge Fully Automatic Shotgun (6/44)
   50 12-Gauge WP Shells

Spoiler: Ragnarok97071: Black Mage (click to show/hide)

Singed Blue robes, yellow hat, staff, The Enclosed Instruction Book.
Bignose Dickhead's Single-Target Soul Stealer, Flare
Pyrodoken Tauntkill
Destruction: 100 (Mastery)
1,115 Septims
Passed out from overexertion

Spoiler: Kisame12794: Dorf (click to show/hide)

Diamond Pickaxe, Iron Shovel, 3x64 Netherrack, 1x50 Netherrack, 38 Cobblestone, 5*64 Obsidian, 64 Torches, 4 Iron Ore, Flint & Steel, 13 incendiary grenades, +<<Magic Green Power Armor>>+, Wand of Lava Immunity +1
==<<TOAST Industries Fully Automatic 12 Gauge Shotgun>>== (0/13 FRAG-12)
   13 FRAG-12 Shells
   25 Dragon's Breath Shells
Shoulder-Mounted Forcer-Based Explosive Barrel Launcher
Carmintium-plated Obsidian Warhammer

Spoiler: Japa: Super-Strong Telekinetic Mutant (click to show/hide)

Brass Knuckles, Box-O-Magic, 1,800 Septims, *Obsidian Sword*, revealing platemail.
Trained Swordswoman

Spoiler: Dragonshardz: Brotherhood Of Steel Outcast (click to show/hide)

Outcast T-45d Powered Armor /w +<<obsidian plates>>+
AER9 Laser Rifle (MF 24/35)
   35 Microfusion Cells (24 shots)
Colnel Autumn's Laser Pistol (E 30/90)
   90 E Cells
3 Stimpaks

Spoiler: 01101: Electro-spatial Phenomenon (click to show/hide)

7 tubes of Ailen Epoxy, Iron Warhammer
1280 Septims

Spoiler: Sinpwn: Defiant Bärd (click to show/hide)

Överchärgëd Mägitëch lütë
Extremely glowy dragonscale barding
89 bottles of Ironpine Melange
Toolbox of miscelaneous engineering items
Titanium scraps
3 pieces or orichalcum ore
one bar of carmintium
Source engine with assorted planar essences.
Electroshock Daggersword (2,000/2,000)
Mentat Rush
6 blocks of Copper Ore

Spoiler: Rentorian: HUcast (click to show/hide)

Equipment: 1 Photon saber, 1 Photon handgun, 5 damage mines, 5 freeze mines, 4 confusion mines, Grueslayer, Grueslayer's Sheath.
Specialties: Auto repair functions, very strong.
50 Septims

Party TOAST Credits: 1,800 TC.

NPCs:

Spoiler: Action Lamp: Lamp (click to show/hide)

>1,000 watt D/F bulb, two 6 volt lantern batteries, one PHALANX D/F cell.

Spoiler: George: TOAST Industries "Orwell" Facility Control AI (click to show/hide)

Downloaded to the computer of a TOAST Industries Mk. II Ultravan, which was removed and is now in TolyK's inventory.

Spoiler: Mirata: Lone Wanderer (click to show/hide)

Alien Blaster: (10/10)
   10,000 Alien Power Cells
Pancor Jackhammer: (14/14)
   1,200 Shotgun Shells
Vengance: (75/75)
   2,000 Electron Charge Packs
15 Morphine, 1 Psycho, 25 Mentats, 5 Ibuprophen, 5 Aspirin
Enclave Enforcer Powered Armor, Shady Hat, Enclave Enforcer Shades, 25 tubes of Ailen Epoxy, TSC Radio, Pip-Boy 3000, various bits of robot-wrangling equipment, assorted ammo, metric crapton of bottlecaps
Followers: Safebot, 1 Teslatron, 2 Robobrains (Alien Blaster, Heat Blaster)

[kisame12794]

Loot the crash sites. Aquire upgrades for cannon.

[Sinpwn]

Attempt to combine two or more of the drop ships into a functioning mega-ship, Overpower it with my source engine, then paint it red with the blood of the combines. We's riding fancy tonight.
Yaaay rampant technomancy/necromancy.

[FuzzyZergling]

Plush Dwagon: Carry Fuzzy while following most important-looking ally.

"Pull a Ragnarok" is now a meme.

[ragnarok97071]

You know, the fact that the guy who is named after the end of the world is doing a good portion of the earth-shattering kabooms is hilarious.

ALRIGHT, I'M A... crap, everything's already dead. Oh well, I'll get something. Hmm... Whatever, search the ships for anything magical... or majikal, I guess.

[TolyK]

Loot shit from the soldiers/dropships. Kill any stray enemies.

[Rentorian]

Try to do what I can to make my own upgrades to the eventual megaship, or a normal ship if it doesn't pan out.

[Schilcote]

Kisame: Loot the crash sites. Aquire upgrades for cannon.
Sinpwn: Attempt to combine two or more of the drop ships into a functioning mega-ship, Overpower it with my source engine, then paint it red with the blood of the combines. We's riding fancy tonight.
Fuzzy: Plush Dwagon: Carry Fuzzy while following most important-looking ally.
Rag: Whatever, search the ships for anything magical... or majikal, I guess.
Toly: Loot shit from the soldiers/dropships. Kill any stray enemies.
Rent: Try to do what I can to make my own upgrades to the eventual megaship, or a normal ship if it doesn't pan out.

Kisame: 3

You hammer the ironsights from an RPG launcher onto your barrel cannon.

Sinpwn: 3

You have the whole party (including George and Japa, who can each lift a dropship on their own) drag the dropships together and you, Kisame, Toly, Mirata, and George all begin working on putting them together.

Eventually, you end up with a functioning Combine Dropship, complete with carrying pod and a little pulse turret on the front.

(what does a source engine do anyway?)

Fuzzy:

Your dwagon picks you up and gently tosses you into the dropship.

Rag:

You find nothing. Seems the Combine aren't very big on magic.

Toly:

You find a pulse rifle.

Rent:

You examine the dropship, but the organic technology is totally unfamilar to you and you have no idea how you could improve it.

Statuses:

Spoiler: FuzzyZergling: Dollamancer (click to show/hide)

Enhanced Marsec Armor, Lighter, Raw Melonium, 9 Mentats, 10 tubes of Alien Epoxy
Nano-EAGLE (10/90)
   9 EAGLE Clips (8 shots)
RA6 25mm Grenade Launcher (2/0 Flechette)
   13 HET Grenades
   10 TI ULPS Gas Grenades
   8 Dewelder Grenades
   5 Flechette Cartriges

Spoiler: TolyK: Black Mesa Scientist (Quantum) (click to show/hide)

Black Mesa H.E.V. Mk. IV Protective System (100% power) /w obsidian plates, Lighter, Melonium .357, 7 TIAIMAs, 2 Stimpaks,  George's hardware + Lapotron Crystal, Stuffthrower (Filled with Essence of Fire)
TOAST Industries 12-Gauge Fully Automatic Shotgun (6/44)
   50 12-Gauge WP Shells
Overwatch Standard-Issue Pulse Rifle(30/30)
   4 Pulse Clips

Spoiler: Ragnarok97071: Black Mage (click to show/hide)

Singed Blue robes, yellow hat, staff, The Enclosed Instruction Book.
Bignose Dickhead's Single-Target Soul Stealer, Flare
Pyrodoken Tauntkill
Destruction: 100 (Mastery)
1,115 Septims
Passed out from overexertion

Spoiler: Kisame12794: Dorf (click to show/hide)

Diamond Pickaxe, Iron Shovel, 3x64 Netherrack, 1x50 Netherrack, 38 Cobblestone, 5*64 Obsidian, 64 Torches, 4 Iron Ore, Flint & Steel, 13 incendiary grenades, +<<Magic Green Power Armor>>+, Wand of Lava Immunity +1
==<<TOAST Industries Fully Automatic 12 Gauge Shotgun>>== (0/13 FRAG-12)
   13 FRAG-12 Shells
   25 Dragon's Breath Shells
Shoulder-Mounted Forcer-Based Explosive Barrel Launcher
Carmintium-plated Obsidian Warhammer

Spoiler: Japa: Super-Strong Telekinetic Mutant (click to show/hide)

Brass Knuckles, Box-O-Magic, 1,800 Septims, *Obsidian Sword*, revealing platemail.
Trained Swordswoman

Spoiler: Dragonshardz: Brotherhood Of Steel Outcast (click to show/hide)

Outcast T-45d Powered Armor /w +<<obsidian plates>>+
AER9 Laser Rifle (MF 24/35)
   35 Microfusion Cells (24 shots)
Colnel Autumn's Laser Pistol (E 30/90)
   90 E Cells
3 Stimpaks

Spoiler: 01101: Electro-spatial Phenomenon (click to show/hide)

7 tubes of Ailen Epoxy, Iron Warhammer
1280 Septims

Spoiler: Sinpwn: Defiant Bärd (click to show/hide)

Överchärgëd Mägitëch lütë
Extremely glowy dragonscale barding
89 bottles of Ironpine Melange
Toolbox of miscelaneous engineering items
Titanium scraps
3 pieces or orichalcum ore
one bar of carmintium
Source engine with assorted planar essences.
Electroshock Daggersword (2,000/2,000)
Mentat Rush
6 blocks of Copper Ore

Spoiler: Rentorian: HUcast (click to show/hide)

Equipment: 1 Photon saber, 1 Photon handgun, 5 damage mines, 5 freeze mines, 4 confusion mines, Grueslayer, Grueslayer's Sheath.
Specialties: Auto repair functions, very strong.
50 Septims

Party TOAST Credits: 1,800 TC.

NPCs:

Spoiler: Action Lamp: Lamp (click to show/hide)

>1,000 watt D/F bulb, two 6 volt lantern batteries, one PHALANX D/F cell.

Spoiler: George: TOAST Industries "Orwell" Facility Control AI (click to show/hide)

Downloaded to the computer of a TOAST Industries Mk. II Ultravan, which was removed and is now in TolyK's inventory.

Spoiler: Mirata: Lone Wanderer (click to show/hide)

Alien Blaster: (10/10)
   10,000 Alien Power Cells
Pancor Jackhammer: (14/14)
   1,200 Shotgun Shells
Vengance: (75/75)
   2,000 Electron Charge Packs
15 Morphine, 1 Psycho, 25 Mentats, 5 Ibuprophen, 5 Aspirin
Enclave Enforcer Powered Armor, Shady Hat, Enclave Enforcer Shades, 25 tubes of Ailen Epoxy, TSC Radio, Pip-Boy 3000, various bits of robot-wrangling equipment, assorted ammo, metric crapton of bottlecaps
Followers: Safebot, 1 Teslatron, 2 Robobrains (Alien Blaster, Heat Blaster)

[ragnarok97071]

<_< the source engine is what most of valves games now run on. I'm guessing what he means is something else.

Huh. Freaking backwards... no magic at all? *chuckles* damn they're idiots Explains why they died so fast.

Whatever, find something to channel my magic through. a broken rifle should suffice. I can work on enruning it later to work better.

[dragonshardz]

We have a dropship? Get in and man the turret(s)!

[kisame12794]

I am heavy weapons guy. Find heavy weapons.

[Sinpwn]

(Source engines are the basis of all teleportation and powerful magical weapons in lore. Pretty much converts planar essence into unexhaustible planar energy.)
Wait for everyone to get into the dropship, then start flying to New Sheoth while exclaiming "Hi-yo, Silver! Away!"

[Rose]

Wait, I can lift an entire dropship?

Sweeet!

[FuzzyZergling]

Wake up?