Japa: drop my cargo, and scout ahead. be weary of sentient steam engines.
Choo: Hook up the whale penis laser to my boat.
TolyK: Go to the director and *surpressed giggle* ask what he needs.
Japa: 3
You deposit everyone on the beach and toss about in the air for a while looking down at the island.
Choo:
Few things wrong with that. First, the boat's broke. Second, the laser is bigger than one of the boats. Third, you don't have any kind of power cell. Fourth, even if you had a D/F cell, it's way too big. Fifth,
Stop What You Are Doing And Assume The Party Position.
TolyK:
what
You notice a bunch of folks wearing shirts with the TOAST Industries logo on them, so you go over to help.
They're unloading crates from a boat and loading them onto a train led by a small blue engine with the number 1 painted on the side in yellow paint.
Statuses:
Medigun, Needlegun, Bonesaw, Lighter, RADIO!?, TIAIMA
TOAST Industries Medical Flechette Launcher:
12 Morphine flechettes
10 Saxitoxin flechettes
11 "Cytotoxin Theta" flechettes
11 "Xen Healing Goo" flechettes
8 PCP flechettes
Nano-EAGLE (10/90)
9 EAGLE Clips (10 shots)
Marsec Body Armor
Ubercharge: 100%
Enhanced Marsec Armor, Lighter, Raw Melonium
Nano-EAGLE (10/90)
9 EAGLE Clips (9 shots)
RA6 25mm Grenade Launcher (2/0 Flechette)
13 HET Grenades
10 TI ULPS Gas Grenades
8 Dewelder Grenades
5 Flechette Cartriges
No power: Uses of Dollamancy autofail.
Black Mesa H.E.V. Mk. IV Protective System (15% power), Lighter, Melonium .357, TIAIMA, George's hardware
TOAST Industries 12-Gauge Fully Automatic Shotgun (6/44)
50 12-Gauge WP Shells
Guided Explosive Projectile launcher, Stealth Pistol, EMP Grenade, Lighter, Modified TI H.E.T. Scanner (detecting nothing).
Nano-EAGLE (10/90)
9 EAGLE Clips (10 shots)
Mesmetron Non-Lethal Incapacitation Device (10/40)
40 Mesmetron Power Cells
Marsec Body Armor
Blue robes, yellow hat, staff.
Fira, Blizzara, Thundra, Haste
Pyrodoken Tauntkill
Diamond Pickaxe, Iron Shovel, 48 Iron Bars, 3x64 Netherrack, 1x58 Netherrack, 16 Cobblestone, 8 Obsidian, 64 Torches, Flint & Steel, 13 incendiary grenades
TOAST Industries Fully Automatic 12 Gauge Shotgun (0/19 FRAG-12)
19 FRAG-12 Shells
25 Dragon's Breath Shells
TOAST Industries Fully Automatic 12 Gauge Shotgun (0/28 Buckshot)
28 Buckshot Cartriges
10 TOAST Industrues "dewelder" Cartriges
9 TASER International XREP Cartriges
Marsec Body Armor, PHALANX D/F Cell
Neodymium magnet
Whale penis
Party TOAST Credits: 1,800 TC.
NPCs:
>1,000 watt D/F bulb, two 6 volt lantern batteries, one PHALANX D/F cell.
Downloaded to the computer of a TOAST Industries Mk. II Ultravan, which was removed and is now in TolyK's inventory.