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Voting closed: August 13, 2011, 10:28:49 pm


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Author Topic: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence  (Read 188280 times)

FuzzyZergling

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Re: Netland VII: Fuzzy the Pincushion
« Reply #660 on: June 19, 2011, 12:32:46 pm »

Try to stay conscious, and switch to my sidearm.
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Rose

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Re: Netland VII: Fuzzy the Pincushion
« Reply #661 on: June 19, 2011, 12:41:35 pm »

Grab Ragnarock too!
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Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII: Fuzzy the Pincushion
« Reply #662 on: June 19, 2011, 01:01:00 pm »

Ugh. Microsoft's been releasing a lot of updates lately, and I think this one is buggy. Maybe rebooting (AGAIN) will fix it.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

Frelock

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Re: Netland VII: Fuzzy the Pincushion
« Reply #663 on: June 19, 2011, 01:12:12 pm »

Try the "Xen Healing Goo" flechettes on Fuzzy.
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TolyK

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Re: Netland VII: Fuzzy the Pincushion
« Reply #664 on: June 20, 2011, 06:05:02 am »

Ugh. Microsoft's been releasing a lot of updates lately, and I think this one is buggy. Maybe rebooting (AGAIN) will fix it.
same shit here ;(
one of the reasons I wasn't on the internet this weekend.
*ahem*
Shooooottt dem watameluns!
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kisame12794

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Re: Netland VII: Fuzzy the Pincushion
« Reply #665 on: June 20, 2011, 10:27:42 am »

UPGRADE GUN FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!! AND DAKKA!!!
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choobakka

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Re: Netland VII: Fuzzy the Pincushion
« Reply #666 on: June 20, 2011, 10:46:27 am »

Jump on to the whale and start wailing on it with my axe-sign-thing!
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Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII: Fuzzy the Pincushion
« Reply #667 on: June 20, 2011, 08:25:38 pm »

Jump on to the whale and start wailing on it with my axe-sign-thing!


This post is evil.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII: Fuzzy the Pincushion
« Reply #668 on: June 20, 2011, 08:45:01 pm »

Fuzzy: Try to stay conscious, and switch to my sidearm.
Japa: Grab Ragnarock too!
Frelock: Try the "Xen Healing Goo" flechettes on Fuzzy.
TolyK: Shooooottt dem watameluns!
Kisame: UPGRADE GUN FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!! AND DAKKA!!!
Choo: Jump on to the whale and start wailing on it with my axe-sign-thing!

Fuzzy: 4

You nearly black out, but at the last moment you find yet another flechette sticking out of your neck. This time though, it seems to have a mostly beneficial effect.

You're still kind of paralyzed, so you pick up the EAGLE gun and start blasting.

Roll to aim: 2

You hit the water.

Japa: 4

You pick up Ragnarok and then grab Choobakka WITH YOUR MIND.

Frelock:

You load a healing flechette and take aim.

Roll to aim: 4

(I just realized, I forgot to roll for armor... I'll say it`s because you're above him (or you hit him in the neck, that works too))

You hit Fuzzy in the neck again. You know, these flechettes are kind of big.

TolyK:

Roll to aim: 6

You say to yourself, "Hey, I'm wearing an HEV suit," rip the hard drive out of George's computer and stuff it in your suit's storage unit, and jump out of your boat and into the whale's mouth. You get the thing to swallow you, and begin blasting up its stomach from the inside with your Melonium.

Kisame:

Kisame, Dwarven Outcast, cancels Upgrade Gun: Needs coke.

Choo: 2

You try to use your flight thingy to get atop the whale, but you miss and go flying into the water.

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The whale begins to rumble... and then suddenly explodes into a massive shower of melon chunks. TolyK is floating in the center of the debris.

Statuses:

Spoiler: Frelock: Medic (click to show/hide)



Spoiler: Tyberix: MJ-12 MIB (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Kisame12794: Miner (click to show/hide)



Party TOAST Credits: 1,800 TC.

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Spoiler: Action Lamp: Lamp (click to show/hide)

« Last Edit: June 20, 2011, 09:00:25 pm by Schilcote »
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

kisame12794

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Re: Netland VII: Fuzzy the Pincushion
« Reply #669 on: June 20, 2011, 08:59:07 pm »

rescue people without boats and sail off into land
« Last Edit: June 20, 2011, 09:02:43 pm by kisame12794 »
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The non-assholes vastly outnumber the assholes but the assholes can fart with greater volume.
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Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII: Fuzzy the Pincushion
« Reply #670 on: June 20, 2011, 09:02:47 pm »

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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

kisame12794

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Re: Netland VII: Fuzzy the Pincushion
« Reply #671 on: June 20, 2011, 09:06:29 pm »

same and pretty good would definatly listen to it
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The non-assholes vastly outnumber the assholes but the assholes can fart with greater volume.
((You're an arm and a torso in low orbit. This was the best possible resolution of things.))

choobakka

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Re: Netland VII: Fuzzy the Pincushion
« Reply #672 on: June 20, 2011, 09:52:25 pm »

Melon chunks? MELON chunks? What.
Grab the whale's lasers. For great justice. And lasers.
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Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII: Fuzzy the Pincushion
« Reply #673 on: June 20, 2011, 09:53:47 pm »

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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

choobakka

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Re: Netland VII: Fuzzy the Pincushion
« Reply #674 on: June 20, 2011, 09:55:19 pm »

What. Alright, but if I get melons I'm creating a whole arsenal of melon-based weaponry.
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