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Voting closed: August 13, 2011, 10:28:49 pm


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Author Topic: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence  (Read 189354 times)

Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII: War Is Beginning
« Reply #645 on: June 17, 2011, 09:34:32 am »

RAMMING SPEED!!!

That works for the Emet when it's smashing tiny wooden airships.

I'm not sure its such a good plan here.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

kisame12794

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Re: Netland VII: War Is Beginning
« Reply #646 on: June 17, 2011, 10:04:59 am »

fine. be that way.
SHOOT IT WITH MAH BOOM STICK AND FRAG ROUNDS!!
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FuzzyZergling

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Re: Netland VII: War Is Beginning
« Reply #647 on: June 17, 2011, 04:53:18 pm »

Continue firing.
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Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII: War Is Beginning
« Reply #648 on: June 18, 2011, 07:49:00 am »

Ahem.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: Netland VII: War Is Beginning
« Reply #649 on: June 18, 2011, 03:16:46 pm »

yes?
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Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII: War Is Beginning
« Reply #650 on: June 18, 2011, 03:19:22 pm »

Where'd Frelock go? Out of everyone here, Frelock would the last one I'd expect to stop posting actions.

Same thing that happened in Netland I is happening here. Big delays because my life is shit and I keep falling un/half-conscious for most of the day and then everyone leaves.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: Netland VII: War Is Beginning
« Reply #651 on: June 18, 2011, 03:20:14 pm »

Frelock said he would be away for a while.
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Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII: War Is Beginning
« Reply #652 on: June 18, 2011, 03:21:35 pm »

Frelock said he would be away for a while.

oic

Someone track down Tyberix and tell him to get his ass back in here. Tyberix was cool.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

FuzzyZergling

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Re: Netland VII: War Is Beginning
« Reply #653 on: June 18, 2011, 07:25:04 pm »

Have you tried PMing them?
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NOT NOXID

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Re: Netland VII: War Is Beginning
« Reply #654 on: June 18, 2011, 07:42:53 pm »



I'm glad you like my picture of Gabe.
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Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII: War Is Beginning
« Reply #655 on: June 18, 2011, 07:43:31 pm »



I'm glad you like my picture of Gabe.

hai noxid

I'll change it to something else if you want me to, I just thought it was kind of funny...
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

NOT NOXID

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Re: Netland VII: War Is Beginning
« Reply #656 on: June 18, 2011, 07:46:40 pm »

I don't really care that much as long as you aren't telling people you drew it yourself.
I was surprised to see it, mostly.

I'm leaving now.
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Re: Netland VII: War Is Beginning
« Reply #657 on: June 19, 2011, 03:10:04 am »

Back.  I see you've gotten into some action while I was away.  Sounds like fun.

Aim Saxitoxin flechettes at the whale's head.  Try to get the brain.
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Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII: War Is Beginning
« Reply #658 on: June 19, 2011, 03:24:18 am »

I see you've gotten into some action while I was away.

Depends what you mean by that.

Innuendo asside, I should really write a turn soon.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: Netland VII: Fuzzy the Pincushion
« Reply #659 on: June 19, 2011, 11:31:52 am »

TolyK: SHOOT EEET!
Japa: Hold him steady so he can aim.
Kisame: SHOOT IT WITH MAH BOOM STICK AND FRAG ROUNDS!!
Fuzzy: Continue firing.
Frelock: Aim Saxitoxin flechettes at the whale's head.  Try to get the brain.
Tyberix(GM'd): Open fire with EAGLE
Ragnarok(GM'd): Perform MAAAGIC
Choo(GM'd): Use more gun

TolyK: 4

You unload three rounds of white phosphorus into the whale. It doesn't really penetrate, and only burns the surface of its skin before falling into the water (and continuing to burn). You could say that it wasn't very effective.

Japa: 4

HOKAY TEHN

Kisame: 4

This! Is! Mah! B00MSTICK!

Roll for damage: 6

You launch three Frag-12 rounds into the beast's head, damaging its skull. It's really disoriented now.

Fuzzy: 6

You launch a volley of HET grenades right into the creature's head, followed up by three flechette cartriges. Its skull is probably shattered and its face is full of steel, but it still keeps going. Not for much longer, though.

You feel a familiar sensation in the back of your neck.

Fortitude roll: 4

You're having a hard time breathing, but you stay conscious. Poisoning you can be rezzed from, but being munched by a mutant laser whale is gonna cause problems.

Frelock: 4

You launch another flechette at the monster.

Roll to aim: 1

You hit Fuzzy as he gets up in the monster's face with his flechette rounds. Again. Whoops.

Tyberix: 1

You try to shoot the whale with your Nano-EAGLE, but miss and cause an explosion under the water.

Ragnarok: 2

You fire off another Thundara into the water.

Choo: 5

You load and fire another three rounds of buckshot on automatic.

Honestly, with all the people firing chemical weapons and thermobaric grenades at this thing, a few more rounds of buckshot aren't gonna do jack shit.

Action Lamp: 3

Action Lamp fires his laser again! The whale is hit in its already-hamburgered face. It still doesn't die.

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The whale, now blinded, fires its laser wildly into the water.

Roll to hit: 5

And it strikes Ragnarok's boat, destroying it.

Statuses:

Spoiler: Frelock: Medic (click to show/hide)



Spoiler: Tyberix: MJ-12 MIB (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Kisame12794: Miner (click to show/hide)



Party TOAST Credits: 1,800 TC.

NPCs:

Spoiler: Action Lamp: Lamp (click to show/hide)

« Last Edit: June 19, 2011, 11:33:56 am by Schilcote »
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.
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