Rag: try to blow this thing up
Choo: Create a Flux Capacitor out of whatever I can find.
Japa: Brace near an open window, be ready to bail if it looks like it's gonna crash.
TolyK: Help Kisame make a portal.
Kisame: wait! make a portal to nether grab AI and GTFO.
Fuzzy: Grab something sturdy and hope we have more Move than the enemy.
Frelock: If the plan goes horribly wrong, be prepared to activate Ubercharge on myself and a random teammate to save us from the resultant crash.
Rag:
You convince the party to shut down the van. The AI slams on the brakes, and the vehicle goes from 350 to 0 in about a second. Some circuitry underneath the driver's seat explodes.
About a minute later, you notice the massive machine upon the horizon, and gaining rapidly! You cast Thundara.
Roll for damage: 4
The machine doesn't even care.
You jump into the portal.
Choo:
You know what I hate? When people try to do things with "whatever I can find" when they're in a vehicle with nothing in it. Just irks me.
Now post a turn for RTPJ.
Japa:
This vehicle has no windows. You run through Kisame's portal instead.
Toly:
The dwarf seems to have things well in hand, so you work on detaching the computer hosting the AI (who is now known as George) from the van's systems.
Kisame:
You hurriedly throw together an obsidian portal and light it.
Text:
Everyone ducks into Kisame's portal (except Kisame and Action Lamp, who stand in it) and waits for the transition to the Nether to complete.
The machine arrives and snatches up the Ultravan, grinding it to pieces with its massive steel jaws, but by that time everyone's already gone.
You stand in a small, dark cave. No one can see more than a meter or two away from the glowing portal except Kisame (who has multispectral vision or maybe just really, really good night vision) and Toly who has a flashlight in his suit.
The walls and floors are made of blood-red rock and OH GOD THE SCREECHING SHUT THE FUCK UP
Statuses:
Medigun, Needlegun, Bonesaw, Lighter, RADIO!?, TIAIMA
TOAST Industries Medical Flechette Launcher:
12 Morphine flechettes
11 Saxitoxin flechettes
12 "Cytotoxin Theta" flechettes
12 "Xen Healing Goo" flechettes
8 PCP flechettes
Nano-EAGLE (10/90)
9 EAGLE Clips (10 shots)
Marsec Body Armor
Ubercharge: 100%
Enhanced Marsec Armor, Lighter
Nano-EAGLE (10/90)
9 EAGLE Clips (10 shots)
RA6 25mm Grenade Launcher (0/13 Dewelder)
13 HET Grenades
10 TI ULPS Gas Grenades
8 Dewelder Grenades
5 Flechette Cartriges
Black Mesa H.E.V. Mk. IV Protective System (15% power), Lighter, C4+detonator, Melonium .357, TIAIMA, George's hardware
TOAST Industries 12-Gauge Fully Automatic Shotgun (6/44)
50 12-Gauge WP Shells
Guided Explosive Projectile launcher, Stealth Pistol, EMP Grenade, Lighter, Modified TI H.E.T. Scanner (detecting nothing).
Nano-EAGLE (10/90)
9 EAGLE Clips (10 shots)
Mesmetron Non-Lethal Incapacitation Device (10/40)
40 Mesmetron Power Cells
*Spaghetti Noodle of Chaos*
Marsec Body Armor
Laptop Computer, Lighter, Odd device with barrel and button, rock, TIAIMA.
Make Ballistics Boltcaster
50 Universal Ammo
Fireball-hand macro, body rending macro.
Blue robes, yellow hat, staff.
Fira, Blizzara, Thundra, Haste
Pyrodoken Tauntkill
Diamond Pickaxe, Iron Shovel, 48 Iron Bars, 3x64 Netherrack, 1x48 Netherrack, 16 Cobblestone, 6 Obsidian, 64 Torches, Flint & Steel
TOAST Industries Fully Automatic 12 Gauge Shotgun (0/19 FRAG-12)
19 FRAG-12 Shells
25 Dragon's Breath Shells
TOAST Industries Fully Automatic 12 Gauge Shotgun (3/0 Dewelder)
34 Buckshot Cartriges
10 TOAST Industrues "dewelder" Cartriges
10 TASER International XREP Cartriges
Marsec Body Armor, PHALANX D/F Cell
Neodymium magnet
Party TOAST Credits: 1,800 TC.
NPCs:
50-watt incandescent bulb, two 6 volt lantern batteries, one PHALANX D/F cell.
Downloaded to the computer of a TOAST Industries Mk. II Ultravan, which was removed and is now in TolyK's inventory.
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So did you call him George because of his model name or was it just random?
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