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Author Topic: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence  (Read 189417 times)

kisame12794

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Re: Netland VII: War Is Beginning
« Reply #495 on: May 25, 2011, 05:08:22 pm »

make incendiary bombs wth netherack and iron
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FuzzyZergling

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Re: Netland VII: War Is Beginning
« Reply #496 on: May 25, 2011, 05:54:19 pm »

Finish my nap, then wake up.
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Re: Netland VII: War Is Beginning
« Reply #497 on: May 25, 2011, 10:12:01 pm »

Japa: Very well, head for City 17
Choo: I use the magnets to make a jetpack.
Toly: Make gunz bettar.
Tyberix: Try the mesmetron on lamp.
Frelock: Top off that Ubercharge meter.
Kisame: make incendiary bombs wth netherack and iron
Fuzzy: Finish my nap, then wake up.

Japa:

You tell the AI to lay in a course to City 17.

Choo: 3

You make a jetpack with your magnets. It can barely lift your weight, though. I guess you need stronger magnets or something.

TolyK:

How?

Tyberix: 5

You blast Action Lamp with the Mesmetron.

Mesmetron Roll: 4

Action Lamp is mezzed.

Frelock: 3

You charge your uber.

Kisame: 4

You make 16 incendiary bombs with your cobblestone and iron. That should work, right? At least as long as Choo is around.

Fuzzy:

You wake up. You are now Well Rested!

Text:

"It appears our escape has not gone unnoticed."

You look out the open back of the Ultravan and see some sort of massive six legged machine galloping after you, emblazoned on each side with the same symbol that was on the tripods. It seems to be slightly faster than the Ultravan.

Statuses:

Spoiler: Frelock: Medic (click to show/hide)



Spoiler: Tyberix: MJ-12 MIB (click to show/hide)



Spoiler: Kisame12794: Miner (click to show/hide)



Party TOAST Credits: 1,800 TC.

NPCs:

Spoiler: Action Lamp: Lamp (click to show/hide)

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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

TolyK

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Re: Netland VII: War Is Beginning
« Reply #498 on: May 25, 2011, 10:24:32 pm »

Fire!
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Rose

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Re: Netland VII: War Is Beginning
« Reply #499 on: May 25, 2011, 10:29:30 pm »

Reverse direction, Increase speed!
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Re: Netland VII: War Is Beginning
« Reply #500 on: May 25, 2011, 10:30:09 pm »

Thundara!
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FuzzyZergling

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Re: Netland VII: War Is Beginning
« Reply #501 on: May 25, 2011, 11:45:13 pm »

Lean out a window, aim my grenade launcher, and fire a dewelder.
Hell yes, I'm an action figure wizard firing a grenade launcher out of a truck.
Hell fucking yes.
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Re: Netland VII: War Is Beginning
« Reply #502 on: May 25, 2011, 11:47:44 pm »

Lean out a window, aim my grenade launcher, and fire a dewelder.
Hell yes, I'm an action figure wizard firing a grenade launcher out of a truck.
Hell fucking yes.

A van, actually. A van moving at two hundred and thirty miles per hour.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: Netland VII: War Is Beginning
« Reply #503 on: May 25, 2011, 11:54:48 pm »

A van, actually. A van moving at two hundred and thirty miles per hour.
Hell fucking yes.

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Re: Netland VII: War Is Beginning
« Reply #504 on: May 26, 2011, 02:58:37 am »

Nano-Eagle, Fire!
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Re: Netland VII: War Is Beginning
« Reply #505 on: May 26, 2011, 05:53:21 am »

TolyK: Fire!
Japa: Increase speed!
Ragnarok: Thundara!
Fuzzy: Lean out a window, aim my grenade launcher, and fire a dewelder.
Frelock: Nano-Eagle, Fire!

TolyK: 2

You aim your Melonium out the back of the van and fire it at the massive legged robot. The melon splats against its frontal armor plating. Considering it's about the size of a four story house, I don't know what you expected to happen.

Japa: 6

You tell the computer to go faster.

"I am already running the Ultravan's turbo booster above design specifications. Two hundred and thirty miles an hour is faster than the fastest speed this vehicle is designed to handle."

You push the Ultravan forward with your telekinetic powers.

Ragnarok: 2

You summon a small electrical storm to strike the massive robot, but it doesn't seem to care all that much.

Fuzzy: 4

You aim your grenade launcher out the back of the Ultravan and fire off a Dewelder grenade. It doesn't seem to have any effect, probably because your persuer is not made with Garry's Mod technology and is therefore not held together by weld constraints.

You switch to HET grenades instead, and fire off a salvo. The grenades explode upon hitting the machine's armor plating, but don't seem to have left much more than a dent.

Anyway, you seem to be gaining distance all of a sudden.

Frelock: 4

You decide you might as well get a few shots in as well. The Nano-EAGLE blasts have about the same effect as Fuzzy's HET grenades.

Text:

You feel a force pulling you towards the back of the vehicle.

"You seem to have caused an uncontrollable positive feedback loop in the Ultravan's booster unit. I suggest you strap into your seats. Deactivating the booster would stop the feedback loop, but there is a good chance it would be damaged, and without it our pursuer will catch up quite quickly. Current speed is greater than three hundred and fifty miles per hour."

Statuses:

Spoiler: Frelock: Medic (click to show/hide)



Spoiler: Tyberix: MJ-12 MIB (click to show/hide)



Spoiler: Kisame12794: Miner (click to show/hide)



Party TOAST Credits: 1,800 TC.

NPCs:

Spoiler: Action Lamp: Lamp (click to show/hide)

« Last Edit: May 26, 2011, 05:55:01 am by Schilcote »
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

Rose

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Re: Netland VII: War Is Beginning
« Reply #506 on: May 26, 2011, 06:05:41 am »

Hey, if I'm pushing the van, does it count as being in my inventory?
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Re: Netland VII: War Is Beginning
« Reply #507 on: May 26, 2011, 06:07:13 am »

Hey, if I'm pushing the van, does it count as being in my inventory?

No?

And you're not pushing it anymore, that would only make things worse.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: Netland VII: War Is Beginning
« Reply #508 on: May 26, 2011, 06:09:42 am »

Sadly, I'm not strong enough to lift it.

I brace myself.
« Last Edit: May 26, 2011, 07:03:44 am by Japa »
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Re: Netland VII: War Is Beginning
« Reply #509 on: May 26, 2011, 06:27:22 am »

Strap in.

Haste the vehicle.

Might as well see just how fast we can make this bucket of bolts go.
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