TolyK: Fire!
Japa: Increase speed!
Ragnarok: Thundara!
Fuzzy: Lean out a window, aim my grenade launcher, and fire a dewelder.
Frelock: Nano-Eagle, Fire!
TolyK: 2
You aim your Melonium out the back of the van and fire it at the massive legged robot. The melon splats against its frontal armor plating. Considering it's about the size of a four story house, I don't know what you expected to happen.
Japa: 6
You tell the computer to go faster.
"I am already running the Ultravan's turbo booster above design specifications. Two hundred and thirty miles an hour is faster than the fastest speed this vehicle is designed to handle."
You push the Ultravan forward with your telekinetic powers.
Ragnarok: 2
You summon a small electrical storm to strike the massive robot, but it doesn't seem to care all that much.
Fuzzy: 4
You aim your grenade launcher out the back of the Ultravan and fire off a Dewelder grenade. It doesn't seem to have any effect, probably because your persuer is not made with Garry's Mod technology and is therefore not held together by weld constraints.
You switch to HET grenades instead, and fire off a salvo. The grenades explode upon hitting the machine's armor plating, but don't seem to have left much more than a dent.
Anyway, you seem to be gaining distance all of a sudden.
Frelock: 4
You decide you might as well get a few shots in as well. The Nano-EAGLE blasts have about the same effect as Fuzzy's HET grenades.
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You feel a force pulling you towards the back of the vehicle.
"You seem to have caused an uncontrollable positive feedback loop in the Ultravan's booster unit. I suggest you strap into your seats. Deactivating the booster would stop the feedback loop, but there is a good chance it would be damaged, and without it our pursuer will catch up quite quickly. Current speed is greater than three hundred and fifty miles per hour."
Statuses:
Medigun, Needlegun, Bonesaw, Lighter, RADIO!?, TIAIMA
TOAST Industries Medical Flechette Launcher:
12 Morphine flechettes
11 Saxitoxin flechettes
12 "Cytotoxin Theta" flechettes
12 "Xen Healing Goo" flechettes
8 PCP flechettes
Nano-EAGLE (10/90)
9 EAGLE Clips (10 shots)
Marsec Body Armor
Ubercharge: 100%
Enhanced Marsec Armor, Lighter
Nano-EAGLE (10/90)
9 EAGLE Clips (10 shots)
RA6 25mm Grenade Launcher (0/13 Dewelder)
13 HET Grenades
10 TI ULPS Gas Grenades
8 Dewelder Grenades
5 Flechette Cartriges
Black Mesa H.E.V. Mk. IV Protective System (15% power), Lighter, C4+detonator, Melonium .357, TIAIMA
TOAST Industries 12-Gauge Fully Automatic Shotgun (6/44)
50 12-Gauge WP Shells
Guided Explosive Projectile launcher, Stealth Pistol, EMP Grenade, Lighter, Modified TI H.E.T. Scanner (detecting nothing).
Nano-EAGLE (10/90)
9 EAGLE Clips (10 shots)
Mesmetron Non-Lethal Incapacitation Device (10/40)
40 Mesmetron Power Cells
*Spaghetti Noodle of Chaos*
Marsec Body Armor
Laptop Computer, Lighter, Odd device with barrel and button, rock, TIAIMA.
Make Ballistics Boltcaster
50 Universal Ammo
Fireball-hand macro, body rending macro.
Blue robes, yellow hat, staff.
Fira, Blizzara, Thundra, Haste
Pyrodoken Tauntkill
Diamond Pickaxe, Iron Shovel, 48 Iron Bars, 3x64 Netherrack, 1x48 Netherrack, 16 Cobblestone, 6 Obsidian, 64 Torches, Flint & Steel
TOAST Industries Fully Automatic 12 Gauge Shotgun (0/19 FRAG-12)
19 FRAG-12 Shells
25 Dragon's Breath Shells
TOAST Industries Fully Automatic 12 Gauge Shotgun (3/0 Dewelder)
34 Buckshot Cartriges
10 TOAST Industrues "dewelder" Cartriges
10 TASER International XREP Cartriges
Marsec Body Armor, PHALANX D/F Cell
Neodymium magnet
Party TOAST Credits: 1,800 TC.
NPCs:
50-watt incandescent bulb, two 6 volt lantern batteries, one PHALANX D/F cell.
Downloaded to the computer of a TOAST Industries Mk. II Ultravan.