Taricus: Troll the RNG for those low rolls.
Tyberix: Trip the monster.
Bdthemag: SHOOT ALL BADDIES IN SIGHT.
Trollan: Create psionic claws and slice the shit out of these things
Taricus: 5
You attempt to troll Abeo.
"Pfahahahahahahahahaha. Hahaha. I am amused. also dicks"
Artifact get! You recieve the Spaghetti Noodle Of Chaos. It is a four foot long giant spaghetti noodle. What.
You try it on some ambulatory phallus monsters.
Roll to hit: 6
Noodle Roll: 2
The Spaghetti Noodle smacks harmlessly against the creature. It tries to ram you!
Roll to dodge: 6
You leap out of the way. The creature smashes into a wall and falls over.
Tyberix: 3
You kick another monster's legs out from under it and shoot it with your stealth pistol a few times. It dies after three or four hits. Perhaps you should try using stealth instead.
Bdthemag: 5
You shoost fireballs at the monsters.
Roll to hit: 5
You blast a group of them. They scatter all over the place.
Trollan: 1
You try to create Wolverine-style claws with your psionics, but you only end up cutting your hands up.
Action Lamp: 4
Action Lamp attacks!
Roll to hit: 1
He misses and hits the floor behind the monster.
TolyK:
Roll to hit: 1
The melon misses both of the remaining two monsters and smashes against the floor.
Roll to hit: 5
The second shot, however, hits one of the monsters! It explodes in a massive shower of melon bits. The other monster is knocked over by the force of the blast.
Frelock: 4
Frelock finishes the remaining monsters off with his needle gun.
Statuses:
Ze Spy: Terran Marine
CMC-300 Powered Armor, C-14 Gauss Rifle w/ Lighter
Frelock: Medic
Medigun, Needlegun, Bonesaw, Lighter, TOAST Industries Medical Flechette Launcher, 4 ? flechettes, 4 ? flechettes, 4 ? flechettes, 4 ? flechettes, RADIO!? (Currently silent).
Ubercharge: 100%
Trollan: Protoss High Templar
High Templar Light Armor, Lighter
Taricus: Anon
Neck-beard, Lighter, Umbrella Employee Notes, *Spaghetti Noodle of Chaos*.
FuzzyZergling: Dollamancer
Cloth Armor, Lighter
TolyK: Black Mesa Scientist (Quantum)
Black Mesa H.E.V. Mk. IV Protective System, Lighter, C4+detonator, Melonium .357
Tyberix: MJ-12 MIB
Guided Explosive Projectile launcher, Stealth Pistol, EMP Grenade, Lighter
Bdthemag: Reality Hacker
Laptop Computer, Lighter, Odd device with barrel and button
Fireball-hand macro.
NPCs:
Action Lamp: Lamp
25-watt halogen lamp, two 6 volt lantern batteries.
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