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Voting closed: August 13, 2011, 10:28:49 pm


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Author Topic: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence  (Read 189568 times)

TolyK

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Re: Netland VII: Out of the frying pan...
« Reply #165 on: April 07, 2011, 09:10:03 am »

Everyone loads onto the train. The doors close and the train leaves the station.
ahem.
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Taricus

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Re: Netland VII: Out of the frying pan...
« Reply #166 on: April 07, 2011, 09:11:58 am »

I'm waiting for it to arrive at it's destination...
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Re: Netland VII: Out of the frying pan...
« Reply #168 on: April 07, 2011, 10:47:38 am »

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Tyberix

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Re: Netland VII: Out of the frying pan...
« Reply #169 on: April 07, 2011, 11:43:05 am »

Secure our compartment for "unexpected" problems
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Re: Netland VII: Out of the frying pan...
« Reply #170 on: April 07, 2011, 03:34:36 pm »

Put on sunglasses, say a clever joke related to nuclear explosions.
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Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
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Re: Netland VII: Out of the frying pan...
« Reply #171 on: April 08, 2011, 07:26:42 am »

Somehow create a goddamn Battlecruiser
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Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII: Out of the frying pan...
« Reply #172 on: April 08, 2011, 09:36:48 am »

Secure our compartment for "unexpected" problems

Lllleeeeeeeeech...
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: Netland VII: Out of the frying pan...
« Reply #173 on: April 08, 2011, 09:45:28 am »

Search the train for supplies.
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Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII: Out of the frying pan...
« Reply #174 on: April 09, 2011, 08:43:31 am »

Urrrg...

How does one represent dates in a universe where time doesn't necessarily have to be linear?

EDIT:

Even if we just pretend it's linear, what would the date be? I guess they'd start counting at the beginning of the simulation...
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

TolyK

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Re: Netland VII: Out of the frying pan...
« Reply #175 on: April 09, 2011, 08:44:29 am »

Urrrg...

How does one represent dates in a universe where time doesn't necessarily have to be linear?
use references maybe? not sure.
hmm what do you mean by "not linear"? do you mean circular, or ad-hoc?
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Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII: Out of the frying pan...
« Reply #176 on: April 09, 2011, 08:47:09 am »

Urrrg...

How does one represent dates in a universe where time doesn't necessarily have to be linear?
use references maybe? not sure.
hmm what do you mean by "not linear"? do you mean circular, or ad-hoc?

Well... it's a bit confusing.

There's a few things in Netland that just don't make sense. Like, how can Raccoon City be nuked every time someone goes there to see it nuked? Non-linear time might be a good answer to that problem, but it also fucks things up majorly.

Of course, I could also say it uses time travel, but then things would get awfully crowded at major events.

Maybe if each time you go somewhere to see a major event, the universe splits off into a new 'session'... Ugh.

Maybe if I just avoided the problem entirely and just say that Umbrella keeps rebuilding Raccoon City every time it gets nuked. That makes sense, and is also humourus.

But then, you have Star Trek and the King Arthur myths in the same universe as well, having different stated dates...

But then dates and measurements of time are solely human things anyway, they don't really relate to how reality has to work. So you could just say that it's 1400 where it's 1400, and 3200 where it's 3200. But then that makes dates pretty useless for anyone who travels...

And none of this solves the "Just when the hell is it anyway?" problem.
« Last Edit: April 09, 2011, 08:52:51 am by Schilcote »
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

TolyK

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Re: Netland VII: Out of the frying pan...
« Reply #177 on: April 09, 2011, 08:52:06 am »

Urrrg...

How does one represent dates in a universe where time doesn't necessarily have to be linear?
use references maybe? not sure.
hmm what do you mean by "not linear"? do you mean circular, or ad-hoc?

Well... it's a bit confusing.

There's a few things in Netland that just don't make sense. Like, how can Raccoon City be nuked every time someone goes there to see it nuked? Non-linear time might be a good answer to that problem, but it also fucks things up majorly.

Of course, I could also say it uses time travel, but then things would get awfully crowded at major events.
hmm...
maybe it happens at parallel times?  :o
basically, time is relative to each person, and parallel to each other person's.
so events happen one time, but they happen relatively to different people at different relative timepoints. this means that people with the same speed and relative time would be experiencing things at the same time.

OMG this is a breakthrough  :D :D
(mostly kidding  ;))

...
or it just gets factory-rebuilt every time  :P
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Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII: Out of the frying pan...
« Reply #178 on: April 09, 2011, 08:55:31 am »

Edit ninjas stealin' your ideas before you have them.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

TolyK

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Re: Netland VII: Out of the frying pan...
« Reply #179 on: April 09, 2011, 08:57:01 am »

Edit ninjas stealin' your ideas before you have them.
great minds think alike  :P
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Shakerag: Who are you personally suspicious of?
At this point?  TolyK.
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