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Author Topic: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence  (Read 189278 times)

Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #765 on: July 07, 2011, 12:48:16 pm »

*Grammer/spelling/ect. Nazi Mega Twitch*

Yeah, me too. You'll get used to him soon enough.

Also the entire race is composed of Genocidal Xenophobes who can destroy entire planets, so there's that.

Umm... That might be a problem.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

Dermonster

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #766 on: July 07, 2011, 12:51:29 pm »

What? It's not like your bringing in the entire Komato race into this.

I'm just saying that if I happen to accidentally brutalize every single team member/opponent into unrecognizable red paste while laughing maniacally, that there's a perfectly logical reason for it.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #767 on: July 07, 2011, 12:54:06 pm »

What? It's not like your bringing in the entire Komato race into this.

I'm just saying that if I happen to accidentally brutalize every single team member/opponent into unrecognizable red paste while laughing maniacally, that there's a perfectly logical reason for it.

Yeah, but that doesn't really make it alright.

This is kind of a different sort of RTD than the norm. It's srs bsns. Dat shit don't flah with me.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #768 on: July 07, 2011, 12:55:43 pm »

As the only female party member, I object to having a pornomancer on the team.
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Taricus

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #769 on: July 07, 2011, 12:56:25 pm »

Who said it had to be "Standard" porn ;D
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Dermonster

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #770 on: July 07, 2011, 12:56:34 pm »

I was joking.

Maybe.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #771 on: July 07, 2011, 12:59:43 pm »

THESE RECENT DEVELOPMENTS MAKE ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE

SONIC SEZ THATS NOGOOD.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

Taricus

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #772 on: July 07, 2011, 01:01:13 pm »

Alright, fuck it. I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD TO PORNOMANCE!

Or maybe not.
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Dermonster

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #773 on: July 07, 2011, 01:01:52 pm »

Oh god...
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

Taricus

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #774 on: July 07, 2011, 01:03:18 pm »

BOW BEFORE ME SO THAT I CAN MAKE BAD JOKES ABOUT YOU BOWING BEFORE ME!
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Dermonster

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #775 on: July 07, 2011, 01:06:10 pm »

Let me affix my head blade. My bows are now 1000% more deadly.

*Bows*

You now have one less arm. Huh. Look at that.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #776 on: July 07, 2011, 01:07:08 pm »

'Twas not his arm.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

Taricus

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #777 on: July 07, 2011, 01:09:10 pm »

That'll grow back >:3
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Dermonster

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #778 on: July 07, 2011, 01:10:40 pm »

"Oh?"

*Bows*

"Look at that."

*Later that day*

"How many arms do you think we're up to?"

Silence. Big pile o' limbs on the ground.

"I think we're up to twenty four!"
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

kisame12794

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #779 on: July 07, 2011, 01:25:33 pm »

Oh god. What have I done.
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((You're an arm and a torso in low orbit. This was the best possible resolution of things.))
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