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Voting closed: August 13, 2011, 10:28:49 pm


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Author Topic: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence  (Read 185525 times)

FuzzyZergling

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Re: Netland VII: Fuzzy the Pincushion
« Reply #720 on: June 28, 2011, 10:43:52 am »

Wait, you're in prison?!
Well, good luck.
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Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII: Fuzzy the Pincushion
« Reply #721 on: June 28, 2011, 10:45:06 am »

Wait, you're in prison?!
Well, good luck.

Heh, it's arguably worse than that.

EDIT:

Though prison probably is a pretty good description of my current living arrangements.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

choobakka

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Re: Netland VII: Fuzzy the Pincushion
« Reply #722 on: June 28, 2011, 11:22:04 am »

... Could you elaborate? Or are you prohibited from speaking about it?
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Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII: Fuzzy the Pincushion
« Reply #723 on: June 28, 2011, 11:23:34 am »

... Could you elaborate? Or are you prohibited from speaking about it?

What's to elaborate on?
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #724 on: July 01, 2011, 07:54:19 am »

TolyK: Look at cargo, ask if I can help (for $$ of course :P).
Fuzzy: Take a nap in the sand.
Kisame: fine amke another boat and THEN make into a flying boat
Choo: Ill go help those TOAST Industries people.
Japa: whatever, fly off in a random direction. meet the locals. find a damn weapon.
Frelock: Explore, and be ready for teh healz

Tolyk:

You walk up to the folks and ask if there's anything that needs doing.

"Actually, yes," Thomas' driver says. "Thomas' fireman ODed yesterday and we ran out of LNG on the way here, so I've got to handle the shovelwork myself. You could all ride along to the center of the island, they're building some big special secret project near the sheds, that's where all these crates are going."

Fuzzy:

Figuring everyone's going to board the train, you jump up into a boxcar and curl up on a crate.

Kisame:

No wood.

Choo:

You board the blue locomotive.

Japa: 2

You fly around in circles. Weeeeeesh!

Frelock:

You also get aboard the locomotive.

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Choobakka and Toly begin shoveling coal into the firebox, and the blue engine begins puffing away towards his destination.

A few minutes into the journey, you hear gunshots. "Get down," the driver yells. He grabs a shotgun from a support under the side of the locomotive cabin. "Keep shoveling," he says.

Roll to aim: 3

The driver fires a shot over the side of the cabin. "There's four of them with assault rifles, I think I just hit one."

Roll to aim: 5

You hear a louder gunshot, and the driver's head suddenly explodes. "Hey, what's going on back there?" Thomas yells.

Statuses:

Spoiler: Frelock: Medic (click to show/hide)



Spoiler: Tyberix: MJ-12 MIB (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Kisame12794: Miner (click to show/hide)



Party TOAST Credits: 1,800 TC.

NPCs:

Spoiler: Action Lamp: Lamp (click to show/hide)

« Last Edit: July 01, 2011, 11:14:52 am by Schilcote »
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #725 on: July 01, 2011, 08:28:30 am »

Which should I change the OP image to, this or this?
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #726 on: July 01, 2011, 09:10:04 am »

clearly, 'this'

Also, follow the track that everybody else went down while I was flying in circles like an idiot.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #727 on: July 01, 2011, 09:11:25 am »

« Last Edit: July 01, 2011, 09:19:17 am by Schilcote »
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

Rose

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #728 on: July 01, 2011, 09:22:05 am »

clearly, 'this'

Also, follow the track that everybody else went down while I was flying in circles like an idiot.

Also continue keeping an eye out for a weapon.

actually, I say go for the transformer.
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choobakka

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #729 on: July 01, 2011, 11:41:54 am »

Shoot the people with my shotgun!
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #730 on: July 01, 2011, 12:09:07 pm »

magicly teleport to the rest of the group and OPEN FIRE!
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The non-assholes vastly outnumber the assholes but the assholes can fart with greater volume.
((You're an arm and a torso in low orbit. This was the best possible resolution of things.))

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #731 on: July 03, 2011, 06:41:58 am »

Japa: Also, follow the track that everybody else went down while I was flying in circles like an idiot.
Choo: Shoot the people with my shotgun!
Kisame: magicly teleport to the rest of the group and OPEN FIRE!

Japa: 6

You notice the party is being fired at. No one shoots at your pals who you met about two or three hours ago and you don't really know!

You dive-bomb the sniper at seventy miles per hour. He never sees what hit him. You break your arm on the ground beneath him. You're also covered in gibs now.

Choo:

You point your sh00tgun over the side and blast at the folks who are shooting you.

Roll to aim: 3

You manage to barely hit one of the assailants with three rounds of buckshot. God, this thing has ludicrous recoil.

Kisame: 1

You poke your head out of the boxcar you're riding in with Fuzzy and take a 7.62 to the shoulder. You duck back in. It hurts a bit, but considering how many times you've been shot by skeletons and blown up by creepers, it really isn't that bad.

Fuzzy is still asleep. A deep sleeper, he is.

Action Lamp:

Roll to aim: 5

Action Lamp ventilates one of the gunmen's head with his laxxor beam.

Ragnarok: 2

Ragnarok zaps himself unconscious. Dumbass.

Frelock:

Roll to aim: 6

Frelock explodes the remaining gunman with his Nano-EAGLE. Yay, giblets!

Text:

The brakeman waves from the back of the train, holding a RA6 in one hand. "Oi! What the 'ell just hap'ned up there?"

Statuses:

Spoiler: Frelock: Medic (click to show/hide)



Spoiler: Tyberix: MJ-12 MIB (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Kisame12794: Miner (click to show/hide)



Party TOAST Credits: 1,800 TC.

NPCs:

Spoiler: Action Lamp: Lamp (click to show/hide)


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I really miss the way things were done in Netland III. That was a lot more fun.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #732 on: July 03, 2011, 07:43:18 am »

take a gun from the guy I just divebombed, and meet up with the rest of the party again.

Pretend not to notice I'm covered in gibs.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #733 on: July 03, 2011, 08:32:03 am »

wait. im on a steam engine.....
UPGRADE GUN FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
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TolyK

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #734 on: July 03, 2011, 11:18:42 am »

I'm BAAACK!
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