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Author Topic: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence  (Read 189607 times)

Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #60 on: March 27, 2011, 04:17:41 pm »
Quote from: Taricus on March 27, 2011, 04:17:30 pm
Quote from: Schilcote on March 27, 2011, 04:16:20 pm
Quote from: TolyK on March 27, 2011, 04:14:55 pm
so we;re good to go?
I'm going 2 sleep soon...

Yeah, introductory text is being written ASS WE SPEAK.

Bad jokes ahoy!

Butt of course!

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You are on an infinite plane of static. You hear a voice inside your head.

"There is little time. You must go and fight the corrupted entities that are inhabiting our world. Go now!"

You find yourself outside of a building. On the front of the building are the words "R.P.D.: Racoon Police Department.".

Post actions.

Statuses:

Ze Spy: Terran Marine
CMC-300 Powered Armor, C-14 Gauss Rifle

Frelock: Medic
Medigun, Needlegun

Trollan: Protoss High Templar
High Templar Light Armor

Taricus: Anon
Neck-beard

FuzzyZergling: Dollamancer
Cloth Armor

TolyK: Black Mesa Scientist (What field?)
Black Mesa H.E.V. Mk. IV Protective System

Tyberix: MJ-12 MIB
Guided Explosive Projectile launcher, Stealth Pistol, EMP Grenade

BDTheMag: Reality Hacker
Laptop Computer
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Quote from: dragonshardz on December 25, 2011, 01:55:12 pm
WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
Quote from: Rentorian on October 31, 2011, 12:02:31 pm
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

Bdthemag

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #61 on: March 27, 2011, 04:18:23 pm »
Hack reality to give myself a shotgun.
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Quote from: freeformschooler on December 02, 2011, 10:33:54 pm
Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
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Quote from: Bdthemag on August 11, 2012, 11:15:08 pm
Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
Welcome to Reality.

Taricus

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #62 on: March 27, 2011, 04:19:24 pm »
Trolling time!
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Tyberix

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #63 on: March 27, 2011, 04:24:11 pm »
Kick down the front door while looking professional.
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TolyK

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #64 on: March 27, 2011, 04:25:57 pm »
Field: a bit of all, but mostly quantum.

(I have a grav gun right?)

Charge grav gun

EDIT:
Or, go inside and take a weapon.
« Last Edit: March 27, 2011, 04:29:28 pm by TolyK »
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Quote from: Varee on November 04, 2014, 09:02:49 am
just do whatevery tolyK and blame it as a bastard mod
Quote from: Shakerag on January 15, 2015, 11:36:06 am
Quote from: TheDarkStar on January 14, 2015, 06:45:21 pm
Shakerag: Who are you personally suspicious of?
At this point?  TolyK.

FuzzyZergling

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #65 on: March 27, 2011, 04:44:34 pm »
Dollamance up an infantry-class cloth golem and enter the building.
If I don't have the juice for that, then just enter the building.
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Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #66 on: March 27, 2011, 05:02:22 pm »
BDTheMag: Hack reality to give myself a shotgun.
Taricus: Trolling time!
Tyberix: Kick down the front door while looking professional.
TolyK: Or, go inside and take a weapon.
Fuzzy: Dollamance up an infantry-class cloth golem and enter the building.

Mag: 6

You pipe enough energy into the space around you to create a shotgun-sized object. Unfortunately, you fail to contain this energy.

Roll for collateral: 4

You manage to redirect the explosion away from your comrades, but you've managed to demolish two entire buildings.

Lying on the ground, near the edge of the crater, is a long metal tube with a grip and a trigger.

Taricus: 3

You stroke your neckbeard thoughtfully as you contemplate your next chaotic endeavor.

Tyberix: 3

You give the door a solid kicking, but it does not open or, as you are more accustomed to, shatter into small jagged peices that quickly fade away into thin air. It seems that this is an exceptionally strong door.

You wonder whether anyone has a lockpick.

TolyK: 2

Since the door is not opening, this is not a possibility.

Fuzzy: 4

You create a golem out of nearby dirt. It looks around waiting for you to give it an order.

Statuses:

Ze Spy: Terran Marine
CMC-300 Powered Armor, C-14 Gauss Rifle, Lighter

Frelock: Medic
Medigun, Needlegun, Lighter

Trollan: Protoss High Templar
High Templar Light Armor, Lighter

Taricus: Anon
Neck-beard, Lighter

FuzzyZergling: Dollamancer
Cloth Armor, Lighter

TolyK: Black Mesa Scientist (quantum)
Black Mesa H.E.V. Mk. IV Protective System, Lighter

Tyberix: MJ-12 MIB
Guided Explosive Projectile launcher, Stealth Pistol, EMP Grenade, Lighter

BDTheMag: Reality Hacker
Laptop Computer, Lighter


(Someone should have picked a female character :P)
« Last Edit: March 27, 2011, 05:19:40 pm by Schilcote »
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Quote from: dragonshardz on December 25, 2011, 01:55:12 pm
WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
Quote from: Rentorian on October 31, 2011, 12:02:31 pm
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

Taricus

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #67 on: March 27, 2011, 05:37:04 pm »
Troll the door down.
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We sided with the holocaust for a fucking +1 roll
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FuzzyZergling

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #68 on: March 27, 2011, 05:41:05 pm »
Accessorize myself with a gun.
If Taricus is unable to troll the door down, look for a flimsier structure.
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Tyberix

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #69 on: March 27, 2011, 05:47:15 pm »
If the door still stands just shoot it with a GEP. If not rush inside looking for targets.
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Trollan

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #70 on: March 27, 2011, 06:01:51 pm »
Open the door like a civilized alien magic dude, getting ready to psi-storm somebody's ass
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Bdthemag

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #71 on: March 27, 2011, 06:13:59 pm »
Grab the item I just created. Also mind making my name just Bdthemag, that BdTheMag thing is slightly irritating to me.
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Quote from: freeformschooler on December 02, 2011, 10:33:54 pm
Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
Quote from: Lord Inquisitor on August 11, 2012, 11:16:20 pm
Quote from: Bdthemag on August 11, 2012, 11:15:08 pm
Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
Welcome to Reality.

Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #72 on: March 27, 2011, 07:24:39 pm »
Taricus: Troll the door down.
FuzzyZergling: Accessorize myself with a gun.
Tyberix: If the door still stands just shoot it with a GEP. If not rush inside looking for targets.
Trollan: Open the door like a civilized alien magic dude, getting ready to psi-storm somebody's ass
Bdthemag: Grab the item I just created.

Taricus:

Taricus walks up to the door and opens it outwards, showing off his best trollface.

Fuzzy: 1

You make a bunch of dirt fly up in your face.

Trollan:

You run through the now-opened door, and psionically blast the shit out of some zombie frogs.

Tyberix: 2

You run in behind Trollan, but find no targets.

Bdthemag:

You pick up the device.

Statuses:

Ze Spy: Terran Marine
CMC-300 Powered Armor, C-14 Gauss Rifle, Lighter

Frelock: Medic
Medigun, Needlegun, Lighter

Trollan: Protoss High Templar
High Templar Light Armor, Lighter

Taricus: Anon
Neck-beard, Lighter

FuzzyZergling: Dollamancer
Cloth Armor, Lighter

TolyK: Black Mesa Scientist (What field?)
Black Mesa H.E.V. Mk. IV Protective System, Lighter

Tyberix: MJ-12 MIB
Guided Explosive Projectile launcher, Stealth Pistol, EMP Grenade, Lighter

Bdthemag: Reality Hacker
Laptop Computer, Lighter, Odd device with barrel and button
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Quote from: dragonshardz on December 25, 2011, 01:55:12 pm
WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
Quote from: Rentorian on October 31, 2011, 12:02:31 pm
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

Taricus

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #73 on: March 27, 2011, 07:25:40 pm »
Follow the guys.
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Bdthemag

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #74 on: March 27, 2011, 07:25:54 pm »
Run through the door and randomly aim at something and push the button.
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Quote from: freeformschooler on December 02, 2011, 10:33:54 pm
Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
Quote from: Lord Inquisitor on August 11, 2012, 11:16:20 pm
Quote from: Bdthemag on August 11, 2012, 11:15:08 pm
Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
Welcome to Reality.
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