Fuzzy: Maintain golem creation.
TolyK: Run forward, lie down, pew pew.
Frelock: Fire Nano-EAGLE in the direction it came from.
Tyberix: Find a cover and wait for the enemy.
Ragbarok: Rain Lightning-based fury upon my foes!
Bdthemag: Pew pew something.
Fuzzy: 6 (Oh boy)
HRRRRNNNNGRRRGRRRGGGHHH
The ground is moving a lot.
TolyK: 5
You run around in circles and then throw yourself on the ground. Everyone is too scared to look at you like you're an idiot.
Exept me.
Frelock: 6
(see Text)
Tyberix: 4
You find something to cower behind.
Ragnarok: 3
You begin charging Thundra...
Bdthemag: 3
You draw your Melonium...
Choobakka:
You arrived two turns ago, and chose your weapon.
Music:
Jeff Wayne - Epilogue Pt. II/The Eve Of The WarText:
Something approaches in the distance. As they get closer, you can start to make out details. It is a small army of large tripods, made out of what look like red cargo containers. They have two wheels on the front, and a cargo container tail with another two wheels.
"Loooooooooooooooollll...."
As they continue approaching, you can make out some of the markings on them. They have a large swastika painted on the side, with a green four-leaf clover behind it.
You can also see a small turret on top of the saucer section.
"LLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL..."
They open fire.
The remover beams rake along the ground, instantly destroying anything they touch in a burst of sparks. Within seconds, half of the civilians standing around the party are killed. The rest are running away.
Someone activates some sort of quickly cobbled-together machine, and the tripods slow down. The remover beams seem to be having trouble aiming.
Frelock, enraged, runs at one of the tripods and shoots the joint between the topmost container and the body with his Nano-EAGLE. After a few shots, the container detaches and knocks over the tripod next to it.
Inspired by this minor victory, the TOAST forces open fire on the tripods as well.
Roll for damage: 1
But they only manage to destroy a few tripods, and the army as a whole is unaffected.
Then, golems.
A massive army of thousands of golems wades through the crowd and towards the tripods. The remover beams try to hit them, but they simply can't track fast enough inside the stasis field. Once the golems enter the field, though, the remover beams begin inflicting casualties.
Roll to aim: 4
The remover beams carve a swath through the golem army, but there are plenty left. The golems begin climbing the tripods and beating on them with their fists.
Roll for damage: 5
The entire frontmost row of tripods is disabled by Fuzzy's golem army. They are all smashed under falling cargo containers and saucers.
Fuzzy passes out from the effort.
Ragnarok finishes his Thundra spell.
Roll for damage: 5+1(due to epicness)=6
A massive storm of lightning rains down upon the tripods. Their remover beams explode from the massive electrical surge, and the weld constraints snap from the sudden heat. Another fifty or so tripods are destroyed by the lightning.
The tripods hit the stasis field generator with their remover beams, and it disappears in a shower of sparks.
The last fifty or so tripods begin rolling over their fallen brethren.
Statuses:
Medigun, Needlegun, Bonesaw, Lighter, RADIO!?, TIAIMA
TOAST Industries Medical Flechette Launcher:
12 Morphine flechettes
11 Saxitoxin flechettes
12 "Cytotoxin Theta" flechettes
12 "Xen Healing Goo" flechettes
8 PCP flechettes
Nano-EAGLE (10/90)
9 EAGLE Clips (10 shots)
Marsec Body Armor
Ubercharge: 20%
Enhanced Marsec Armor, Lighter
Nano-EAGLE (10/90)
9 EAGLE Clips (10 shots)
RA6 25mm Grenade Launcher (6/19 HIT)
19 HIT Grenades
10 TI ULPS Gas Grenades
10 Dewelder Grenades
5 Flechette Cartriges
Unconcious
Black Mesa H.E.V. Mk. IV Protective System (15% power), Lighter, C4+detonator, Melonium .357, TIAIMA
TOAST Industries 12-Gauge Fully Automatic Shotgun (6/44)
50 12-Gauge WP Shells
Guided Explosive Projectile launcher, Stealth Pistol, EMP Grenade, Lighter, Modified TI H.E.T. Scanner (detecting nothing).
Nano-EAGLE (10/90)
9 EAGLE Clips (10 shots)
Mesmetron Non-Lethal Incapacitation Device (10/40)
40 Mesmetron Power Cells
Marsec Body Armor
Laptop Computer, Lighter, Odd device with barrel and button, rock, TIAIMA.
Make Ballistics Boltcaster
50 Universal Ammo
Fireball-hand macro, body rending macro.
Blue robes, yellow hat, staff.
Fira, Blizzara, Thundra, Haste
Pyrodoken Tauntkill
Diamond Pickaxe, Iron Shovel, 64 Iron Bars, 4x64 Netherrack, 32 Cobblestone, 6 Obsidian, 64 Torches, Flint & Steel
TOAST Industries Fully Automatic 12 Gauge Shotgun (6/19 FRAG-12)
19 FRAG-12 Shells
25 Dragon's Breath Shells
TOAST Industries Fully Automatic 12 Gauge Shotgun (6/34 Buckshot)
34 Buckshot Cartriges
10 TOAST Industrues "dewelder" Cartriges
10 TASER International XREP Cartriges
Marsec Body Armor, PHALANX D/F Cell
NPCs:
50-watt incandescent bulb, two 6 volt lantern batteries, one PHALANX D/F cell.