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Voting closed: August 13, 2011, 10:28:49 pm


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Author Topic: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence  (Read 189444 times)

Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #405 on: May 14, 2011, 03:35:22 pm »

uhhhhhhhhhhh i tried :( sorry again.

"You know anything about any intruders or strange events in this place ? What's the purpose of this place ? And the most important question : Where you store augmentation canisters ? "

CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

Tyberix

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #406 on: May 14, 2011, 03:38:05 pm »

oh sorry fixing :P
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Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #407 on: May 15, 2011, 04:24:16 am »

I should post a turn today.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

kisame12794

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #408 on: May 17, 2011, 04:31:46 pm »

WHARS TEH TURN SCHILCOTE!!!!
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Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #409 on: May 17, 2011, 10:30:12 pm »


ITS RIGHT HEAR
GAWD DAMNNIT
ARE YOU FOKKEN BLIND
JUST READ YOUR PART
YOU...
YOU...

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TolyK: MOVE OUT!
Frelock: Start charging up that Ubercharge
Fuzzy: Merge the armor with my cloth armor, strengthening it.
Bdthemag: Find a hidden place where I can plug into the network.
Tyberix: "You know anything about any intruders or strange events in this place ? What's the purpose of this place ? And the most important question : Where you store augmentation canisters ? "

TolyK: 6

You head out to the middle of the complex and stare at the sky, wondering what's going to happen next.

Frelock: 5

You overheal.

Fuzzy: 4

You do so.

Bdthemag:

The control center is properly built, and therefore has no places where you can safely r00t.

Tyberix:

"There have been no unusual events at this facility. Last significant event was a severity-ten failure of a stasis field generator unit, which was properly repaired and caused only temporary production delays. This facility is primarily focused on nonmilitary production, and as such is relatively lightly defended; that is why I require your aid. This facility has no bioaugmentaiton or nanoaugmentation equipment logged in its inventory manifests. However, we are equipped to produce and install TOAST Industries visceral implants."

You ask the quartermaster for your weapons. He tells you (and everyone else) that you can only have nine of the small EAGLE clips in your inventory at a time, otherwise Bad Things happen. You instead fill the rest of your quota with a different weapon and ammo (everyone check their statuses for their alt. weapons).

Kisame:

AHHHHHH

*Huuurk... Phtoo!*
*BLAM*

OH GOD RUN

*Phtoo!*
*Phtoo!*
*Phtoo!*

OSHIIIIIIII

*digdigdig*
*buildbuildbuild*
*THUNK*

You jump through your newly created portal, not knowing where it will take you...

... and arrive in some sort of odd building not made of 1 meter blocks. Strange.

You see a group of people asking some other person for weapons, and are compelled by some mysterious force to join them.

Text:

As you are getting your equipment, a purple portal made of obsidian appears out of nowhere, and a very scruffy looking dwarf steps out of it. Tyberix asks if he wants to pretend to be Ringo.

Statuses:

Spoiler: Frelock: Medic (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Taricus: Anon (click to show/hide)



Spoiler: Tyberix: MJ-12 MIB (click to show/hide)



Spoiler: Kisame12794: Miner (click to show/hide)

NPCs:

Spoiler: Action Lamp: Lamp (click to show/hide)


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« Last Edit: May 17, 2011, 10:51:21 pm by Schilcote »
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

Frelock

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #410 on: May 17, 2011, 11:04:23 pm »

Continue overhealing, unless there is some way I can better prepare our defenses.
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FuzzyZergling

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #411 on: May 18, 2011, 12:11:20 am »

Raise golems. So many golems, you have no idea.
Also, ask what enemies we'll be facing and what direction they'll be coming from.
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Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #412 on: May 19, 2011, 05:21:55 am »

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I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

kisame12794

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #413 on: May 19, 2011, 05:52:55 am »

Construct pits with netherrack in the bottom.
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TolyK

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #414 on: May 19, 2011, 08:56:30 am »

Load and overload my weapons  :P
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Shakerag: Who are you personally suspicious of?
At this point?  TolyK.

Tyberix

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #415 on: May 19, 2011, 02:42:02 pm »

"Nah,thanks i'll go without the implants."  Test the weapon on the kisame's obsidian portal  :P
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Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #416 on: May 20, 2011, 11:46:08 am »

We have a 50% action/turn rate. Not acceptable.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

FuzzyZergling

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #417 on: May 20, 2011, 11:53:23 am »

Taricus, Bd, Ragnarok, where are youuu?
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Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #418 on: May 20, 2011, 11:57:18 am »

Taricus, Bd, Ragnarok, where are youuu?

Taricus left. So it's slightly more than 50%, but still...
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #419 on: May 20, 2011, 12:10:19 pm »

Frelock: Continue overhealing, unless there is some way I can better prepare our defenses.
Fuzzy: Raise golems. So many golems, you have no idea.
Kisame: Construct pits with netherrack in the bottom.
TolyK: Load and overload my weapons
Tyberix: Test the weapon on the kisame's obsidian portal

Frelock:

You maintain an overheal.

Fuzzy: 6

You wave your hands, and the ground outside the base begins to writhe...

Kisame: 1

You are distracted by what Fuzzy is doing. It's giving you a bit of a headache.

TolyK: 2

You load your shotgun.

Tyberix:

You fire at the portal.

In Minecraft, obsidian is tough, but here it's just dark glass. The portal shatters from the explosion.

Text:

You hear a distant noise that sounds like someone yelling "looooool" in a very deep voice. You also hear some mechanical noises.

Other people have heard the noise, and have stopped what they are doing and looked in the direction it came from.

Statuses:

Spoiler: Frelock: Medic (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Taricus: Anon (click to show/hide)



Spoiler: Tyberix: MJ-12 MIB (click to show/hide)



Spoiler: Kisame12794: Miner (click to show/hide)

NPCs:

Spoiler: Action Lamp: Lamp (click to show/hide)
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.
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