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Author Topic: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence  (Read 186035 times)

Sinpwn

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1605 on: November 28, 2011, 04:06:23 pm »

I shall woo GLadoS with my spoony bardliness.
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Rentorian

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1606 on: November 28, 2011, 04:44:48 pm »

Kick open the doors to the palace.  Make sure everyone enters as dramatically as possible.
If GLadoS has any intelligence at all she'll jsut get us out of there as soon as she can.  Don't think she'd appreciate us nuking all her science.
And we will.  I don't think a single place this team has visited has been left undamaged.
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Sometimes I find myself sitting around asking myself, "Why?"
Then I come to my senses and respond "Well why the hell not?"

kisame12794

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1607 on: November 28, 2011, 05:38:10 pm »

nope. not a single place. except maybe that ocean. hard to destroy an ocean.
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The non-assholes vastly outnumber the assholes but the assholes can fart with greater volume.
((You're an arm and a torso in low orbit. This was the best possible resolution of things.))

Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1608 on: November 28, 2011, 05:56:17 pm »

I'm about to blow up the Shivering Isles too.

EDIT:

Actually, no, I have a better idea.

On an unrelated note, how many of you have read the original Netland?
« Last Edit: November 28, 2011, 07:46:43 pm by Schilcote »
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1609 on: November 28, 2011, 08:10:12 pm »

TolyK: Add some sort of weapon to the dropship. Maybe a clone of the stuffthrower...
Sinpwn: Dramatically enter the palace while strumming our theme song on my lute.
Kisame: Learn to fly the ship. Just in case.
Rent: Kick open the doors to the palace.  Make sure everyone enters as dramatically as possible.

TolyK: 3

You and Mirata wire the pulse turret up to George.

Kisame: 3

You press a few buttons to see what they do, very carefully. You think you could probably fly the ship in an emergency, but just barely.

Text:

Rentorian kicks open the door to New Sheoth Palace, while Sinpwn plays a power chord on his lute.

There is no response. You head into the main chamber.

Sheogorath (who is recognizable by the fact that there are busts of him everywhere) is slumped over in his throne, dead. Haskill lies on the red carpet, also dead.

Standing over the corpses is Dermonster. He seems to have changed since you last saw him; he's wearing armbands with the swastika-and-clover on them, and, perhaps more significantly, his arms have been replaced by ugly black mechanical ones. He is holding some sort of strange weapon, held like a pistol, with a bunch of spokes extending from the front of it.

"You again. I was expecting you. Do you know what I've found out since we last met? It turns out that my home planet was destroyed. It's gone. The "good guys" blew it up. All I wanted was to go home. And to destroy every inferior being I could come across, but I mainly wanted to go home. And now I can't. So you know what I did? I joined with Him. I'm going to destroy everything. I'm going to kill EVERY FUCKING THING IN THIS PATHETIC, PUNY LITTLE UNIVERSE! AND I'M GOING TO START WITH YOU!"

He throws the weapon on the ground.

Music: [Sorry, couldn't find anything suitable. Suggest something!]

He pulls out a plasma cannon and aims it at Fuzzy.

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Spoiler: Kisame12794: Dorf (click to show/hide)




Spoiler: Sinpwn: Defiant Bärd (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Rentorian: HUcast (click to show/hide)

Party TOAST Credits: 1,800 TC.

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Spoiler: Action Lamp: Lamp (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Mirata: Lone Wanderer (click to show/hide)
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

kisame12794

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1610 on: November 28, 2011, 08:45:34 pm »

Uhhhh I think this counts as an emergency.
Fly the dropship through the roof, and open fire with the turret.
God I hope this works....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7wJ8pE2qKU
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Rentorian

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1611 on: November 28, 2011, 08:56:51 pm »

Swords out!  Time to RUMBLE!
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Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1612 on: November 28, 2011, 09:13:39 pm »

Right, it's a tossup between this (which I made myself) and this.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

dragonshardz

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1613 on: November 28, 2011, 09:16:00 pm »

Right, it's a tossup between this (which I made myself) and  this.

Fixed that for you.

Also: Use turret if possible, if not - drop from the sky like the statues in HP7.2 and kick some former-PC ass. With lasers. Actually, scratch the turret thing. Drop from the sky, etc.

kisame12794

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1614 on: November 28, 2011, 09:19:21 pm »

The rock one winged angel. OH YEAH.

Also NINJA'D
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The non-assholes vastly outnumber the assholes but the assholes can fart with greater volume.
((You're an arm and a torso in low orbit. This was the best possible resolution of things.))

Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1615 on: November 28, 2011, 09:20:01 pm »

Right, it's a tossup between this (which I made myself) and  this.

Fixed that for you.

Don't fix it, vote on it.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

Sinpwn

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1616 on: November 28, 2011, 09:22:06 pm »

"You talk of ending worlds when you are too blind and foolish to protect your own? Your ignorance is only exceeded by your stupidity! Time to die, abomination!"
Leap and do a backflip over him, sinking my blade(s) into his back. Provide background music at the same time through sheer will.

I find this rather nice, myself.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1617 on: November 28, 2011, 10:08:02 pm »

Yoink the weapon out of the guy's hand.
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FuzzyZergling

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1618 on: November 28, 2011, 10:48:07 pm »

((Of the two you suggested, I'd prefer the original music.))

AUTO-PARRY: Take it in the gut!
Luckily my armor will protect me!(?)
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dragonshardz

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1619 on: November 28, 2011, 11:47:13 pm »

I like the original tune.
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