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Author Topic: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence  (Read 186251 times)

kisame12794

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1530 on: November 21, 2011, 06:40:10 pm »

I'm firing what amounts to a small artillery cannon. I don't need to be a good shot.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1531 on: November 21, 2011, 06:49:25 pm »

Well crap.  At least I have auto-repair systems and the healing power of the grueslayers sword and sheathe.  That might keep me going for a while at least.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1532 on: November 21, 2011, 08:38:19 pm »

Fuzzy: Boost Action Lamp up to MOUNT SIZE, crush Kriegersklave.
Rent: Slice and dice all enemies that stand before me!
TolyK: Stuffthrower ahoy!
Japa: Attack a group of the people that don't look likely to be caught in the attacks of the more zealous members of the team
Sinpwn: Engage the Rage. Rock out and melt some faces.
Kisame: Scream witty one-liner. Open fire with cannon.
Shardz: Shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot!
Rag: Condense a Thundaga spell into lazor form. Blast Kriegs with Lazor.

Fuzzy: 3

You buff Action Lamp into a mighty, eight foot tall version of himself. You hop up on his back.

Rent:

You run forward and begin slicin' and dicin' some Pseudo-Nazis.

TolyK:

You let loose with the Essence of Fire. A massive, twenty-foot fireball erupts out of the front of your Stuffthrower, incinerating a bunch of Kriegersklave.

Japa:

You fly to the back of the enemy formation and begin slicing with your obsidian sword.

Sinpwn:

You let loose a sonic burst of rock from your supercharged lute. The Kriegersklave's masked heads begin to explode from the sheer rockinness.

Kisame:

"EAT BARRELS YOU NAZI BASTARDS!"

You begin randomly blasting away with the barrel cannon.

Shardz:

You begin blasting away at Sklave with your new laser gun.

Rag: 6 (fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu)

You SHOOP-DA-THUNDAGA, sending massive shaft of chain lightning into the thrall. It jumps from soldier to soldier, incinerating all of them.

You have just destroyed an entire batallion of combat slaves with a single spell. You pass out from exhaustion, as usual.

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Japa, in the back, notices one... thing, which has not been killed by Rag's spell. It appears to be radioing for help.

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Spoiler: Kisame12794: Dorf (click to show/hide)




Spoiler: Sinpwn: Defiant Bärd (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Rentorian: HUcast (click to show/hide)

Party TOAST Credits: 1,800 TC.

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Spoiler: Action Lamp: Lamp (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Mirata: Lone Wanderer (click to show/hide)
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1533 on: November 21, 2011, 08:43:04 pm »

HOW MANY 6's CAN YOU POSSIBLE HAVE STORED UP RAG?!
Stealin' all mah kills, jerk.
Anyways
Cut off nazi's arms.  Unless that's fatal then just punch him into a more torture ready form.
« Last Edit: November 22, 2011, 03:09:47 am by Rentorian »
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1534 on: November 21, 2011, 09:01:40 pm »

Smash the radio and shove my cannon in its face. "Who are you."

I need a name for that gun.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1535 on: November 21, 2011, 09:03:12 pm »

No!  We might have a use for the radio!  Listen in on plans!  Track enemy movements!  Make hilarious prank calls on evil commanders!
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1536 on: November 21, 2011, 09:03:38 pm »

Sword the bastard with the radio!
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1537 on: November 21, 2011, 09:05:12 pm »

Fine. Ruin my fun.

Shut the radio off then shove my cannon in his face. "Start talking."
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1538 on: November 21, 2011, 09:08:52 pm »

Hey japa, we might need a hostage. Or target pratice.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1539 on: November 21, 2011, 09:15:27 pm »

Use my rock skillz as a radio jammer, in case my allies don't shut it off in time.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1540 on: November 21, 2011, 09:22:22 pm »

Hey japa, we might need a hostage. Or target pratice.

>:(
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1541 on: November 21, 2011, 11:24:27 pm »

Go to the hostage, follow the rest.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1542 on: November 22, 2011, 01:15:30 am »

You can kill him later. Right now he's useful.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1543 on: November 22, 2011, 01:25:37 am »

Fine, fine.

Telekinetically yoink the radio from his hands, then keep the guy aloft.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1544 on: November 22, 2011, 02:30:33 am »

Shoot radio dood in the legs, somewhere below the knee.
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