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Author Topic: Imperfect - Siege, Evil bitches keep piling out of the clowncar.  (Read 20147 times)

Draignean

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Re: Imperfect - A beginning. Trollan is Screwed.
« Reply #240 on: April 28, 2011, 11:47:13 am »

[1] (Oh no, not the one... Well say hello to the first cursed item.)

Cursed girdle of gender change
Armor: 15/15
Damage Reduction: 3
Material: Leather sewn with bits of metal
Weight: 1 pound
Enchantment: May Switches character's gender every two turns, cannot be removed.
Description: A very strange relic, made by a very strange person, and worn by other strange people. Or those who thought it looked nice and put it on before they knew what it was.  Difficult to remove.


Still need to know where you're starting Taric.
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Re: Imperfect - A beginning. Trollan is Screwed.
« Reply #241 on: April 28, 2011, 11:48:39 am »

I'm not wearing that at the start, though this DOES explain why he got booted from the army ;D
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Re: Imperfect - A beginning. Trollan is Screwed.
« Reply #242 on: April 28, 2011, 02:01:12 pm »

That's fine, now...

Also, choice of entrance. You can wake up from one of the upstairs rooms in the inn where Tarran is playing last stand, You can start in one of the graveyards where you were mourning somebody (Which will lead to fun when helping protect the ritualists), or you can start at a random city location.
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Re: Imperfect - A beginning. Trollan is Screwed.
« Reply #243 on: April 28, 2011, 02:02:05 pm »

UPSTAIRS!
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Re: Imperfect - A beginning. Trollan is Screwed.
« Reply #244 on: April 28, 2011, 02:03:56 pm »

[1] (Oh no, not the one... Well say hello to the first cursed item.)

Cursed girdle of gender change
Armor: 15/15
Damage Reduction: 3
Material: Leather sewn with bits of metal
Weight: 1 pound
Enchantment: May Switches character's gender every two turns, cannot be removed.
Description: A very strange relic, made by a very strange person, and worn by other strange people. Or those who thought it looked nice and put it on before they knew what it was.  Difficult to remove.
Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheeeeeeeee...

This is going to be hilarious.

Well, Taric, I suggest you don't take your shirt off. Ever. Unless you want to have everyone stare at you when you gender change. ;D
« Last Edit: April 28, 2011, 02:05:59 pm by Tarran »
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Imperfect - A beginning. Trollan is Screwed.
« Reply #245 on: April 28, 2011, 02:06:09 pm »

Hey, I'm not starting with it worn, and knowing Taric, he probably bought it for weaponization.
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Re: Imperfect - A beginning. Trollan is Screwed.
« Reply #246 on: April 28, 2011, 02:06:58 pm »

Hurhur. I got a similar item in DnD once. Good thing we tried it on the elf first, no damage done *g*
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Re: Imperfect - A beginning. Trollan is Screwed.
« Reply #247 on: April 28, 2011, 02:08:05 pm »

And not like you would've seen the difference anyway :P
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Re: Imperfect - A beginning. Trollan is Screwed.
« Reply #248 on: April 28, 2011, 02:08:43 pm »

Hey, I'm not starting with it worn, and knowing Taric, he probably bought it for weaponization.

Just don't touch it at all, like most enchantments it's fairly radioactive so to speak when it hasn't been discharged in a while.
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Re: Imperfect - A beginning. Trollan is Screwed.
« Reply #249 on: April 28, 2011, 02:09:32 pm »

And not like you would've seen the difference anyway :P
My point exactly :3
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Re: Imperfect - A beginning. Trollan is Screwed.
« Reply #250 on: April 28, 2011, 02:10:24 pm »

Hey, I'm not starting with it worn, and knowing Taric, he probably bought it for weaponization.

Just don't touch it at all, like most enchantments it's fairly radioactive so to speak when it hasn't been discharged in a while.
Oh ho ho.

Where do we get it overcharged and a catapult?
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Re: Imperfect - A beginning. Trollan is Screwed.
« Reply #251 on: April 28, 2011, 02:11:06 pm »

Hey, I'm not starting with it worn, and knowing Taric, he probably bought it for weaponization.
Awww, that cuts the fun in half.

Hey, I'm not starting with it worn, and knowing Taric, he probably bought it for weaponization.

Just don't touch it at all, like most enchantments it's fairly radioactive so to speak when it hasn't been discharged in a while.
So, it'll change your gender if you even touch it?

Well, Taricus had better be careful when rummaging through his backpack.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Imperfect - A beginning. Trollan is Screwed.
« Reply #252 on: April 28, 2011, 02:14:40 pm »

Hey, I'm not starting with it worn, and knowing Taric, he probably bought it for weaponization.

Just don't touch it at all, like most enchantments it's fairly radioactive so to speak when it hasn't been discharged in a while.
Oh ho ho.

Where do we get it overcharged and a catapult?

Tarran could try the overcharge and earth magic could work the catapult.

This would be very difficult and potentially hilarious with a misfire.

Hey, I'm not starting with it worn, and knowing Taric, he probably bought it for weaponization.

Just don't touch it at all, like most enchantments it's fairly radioactive so to speak when it hasn't been discharged in a while.
So, it'll change your gender if you even touch it?

Well, Taricus had better be careful when rummaging through his backpack.

It might yeah, luck roll and then its usual even/odd male female switch.
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Re: Imperfect - A beginning. Trollan is Screwed.
« Reply #253 on: April 28, 2011, 02:17:04 pm »

Hey, I'm not starting with it worn, and knowing Taric, he probably bought it for weaponization.

Just don't touch it at all, like most enchantments it's fairly radioactive so to speak when it hasn't been discharged in a while.
Oh ho ho.

Where do we get it overcharged and a catapult?

Tarran could try the overcharge and earth magic could work the catapult.

This would be very difficult and potentially hilarious with a misfire.

Now I have ideas!

That mage wouldn't mind being a woman for a bit?
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Re: Imperfect - A beginning. Trollan is Screwed.
« Reply #254 on: April 28, 2011, 02:18:40 pm »

Hey, I'm not starting with it worn, and knowing Taric, he probably bought it for weaponization.

Just don't touch it at all, like most enchantments it's fairly radioactive so to speak when it hasn't been discharged in a while.
Oh ho ho.

Where do we get it overcharged and a catapult?

Tarran could try the overcharge and earth magic could work the catapult.

This would be very difficult and potentially hilarious with a misfire.

Now I have ideas!

That mage wouldn't mind being a woman for a bit?
Don't you dare! I'll kill you if you even try!
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.
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