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[GhostDwemer]

I just saw the funniest combat I've ever seen in this game.

An ettin just attacked my fort during the second year. My militia had a rag tag collection of leather, copper, bronze, and some steel gear, but this was the first thing to attack my fort and I was not about to let the opportunity for some on the job training go by. Having made an outer airlock style courtyard for the express purpose of slaughtering stuff, I stationed my military there. The ettin charges a wrestler and grabs him by his chicken leather trousers, pulling them off.  She (did I mention the ettin was a female?) then proceeds to ineffectually beat everyone around her with the trousers, dishing out a few bruises while my dwarfs chopped her to pieces. And I'm thinking, aw, the poor thing just wanted a little lovin'.

[SirAaronIII]

That's pretty funny. Some odd stuff can happen because of wrestling. For example, one of my wrestler dorfs once pulled off an elf's thong and slew her with it (yes, it was a female elf).

[GotIt_00]

I had a dwarf knock a goblin out of his left shoe. That was good, but not nearly as good as pantsing or thonging.

[Megaman]

That's pretty funny. Some odd stuff can happen because of wrestling. For example, one of my wrestler dorfs once pulled off an elf's thong and slew her with it (yes, it was a female elf).

That dwarf is awfully sexy when he\she fights.

[Pukako]

I imagine it is slightly more acceptable than being beaten with your own arm/leg.

Had one dwarf being beaten with his arm by a troll. The troll dropped it and the dwarf picked up his own arm and started beating the troll with it.  Disposed of it afterwards, though.  Pity.

[krenshala]

I had to share the previous posts with my wife, and just did one facepalm after another as I read them.

[Tcei]

I imagine it is slightly more acceptable than being beaten with your own arm/leg.

Had one dwarf being beaten with his arm by a troll. The troll dropped it and the dwarf picked up his own arm and started beating the troll with it.  Disposed of it afterwards, though.  Pity.

Troll: Stop hitting yourself *whap* Stop hitting yourself *whap* Stop hitting...

[dirty foot]

How does one view the combat log in DF mode?

[Joshua IX]

How does one view the combat log in DF mode?

'r'

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