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[Jeoshua]

XII: Thou shalt not attempt to drink magma or associate with magma in any way other than fear, respect, or use as a weapon or tool.

Even if it does taste delightful, thou mortal frame cannot taste the blood of Armok and live.

XIII: Thou shall not suffer Elves to live.

[Korgus]

XIV: Thou shalt not covet thine neighbour's +Pig Tail Sock+

[darthsuegar]

XII: Thou shalt not attempt to drink magma or associate with magma in any way other than fear, respect, or use as a weapon or tool.

Even if it does taste delightful, thou mortal frame cannot taste the blood of Armok and live.

XIII: Thou shall not suffer Elves to live.

I like this one.

[Sutremaine]

Scans better as 'an elf', I think.

[Chessrook44]

XIV: Respect Thy Father, Thy Mother, and Thy Children.  But not Thine Nobles.  Thine Nobles beith greedy, self-rightous, stuc(the remainer of this law has been worn away by time.  There's six inches of worn off space.  Only the last four letters of the last word are visible.)oles.

[Umune]

XV: Thou shalt respect your beard, for without it, we are nothing.
XVI: Thou shalt find pleasure in miasma, killing (everything else), magma, and killing boats.

[Nasikabatrachus]

Scans better as 'any elf', I think.

I think that works better.

[Lost Requiem]

XVII: Remember the Goblin Christmas day and keep it holy.

XVIII: For any other day you shall labor and do all your work.

XIX: But the Goblin Christmas day is the Sabbath to your Lord and Armok; you shall not do any work - you, your son or your daughter, your male or female miner, your cat, except the elf guest in your towns. Offer him plenty of your wooden labor.

[Dradym]

XX. thou shalt tolerate armok's holy badger, and not kill, skin, or eat there of.

[Horizonblue]

I don't know why, but I just thought "Thou Shalt Magma" when I saw this thread.

[Gorjo MacGrymm]

XXI.  Thou shalt create large and strange machinations in praise of Armok and use them to kill.
XXII.  Thou shalt not partake of the tainted meat of Carp, or Elephant.
XXIII.  Though shalt spiral when thou tantrums.
XXIV.  Thou shalt routinely trap thyself and wonder why thou canst reacheth the ramp.
XXV.  Thou shalt sacrifice the cat, less thee suffer the catsplosion.
XXVI.  Thou shalt be taken by moods and steal obscure materials and plant thy flag in anothers workshop.

[optimumtact]

XXVII: You shall not speak against the Kurtalmak least he be awakened and lay waste to the dominion of Bay12

[manboricua]

XXVII. Thou shall praise the mighty god Toady, he who is the omnipotent, omnipresent, he who's your, and your lord Armok's creator.

-Amen.

[Dr. D]

XXVIII. Thou shalt eliminate suffering.
XXIX. An elf's existence is suffering.

[Gorjo MacGrymm]

XXX.  Thou shalt donate to the cause, and be a Champion