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Author Topic: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV  (Read 26104 times)

Zrk2

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Too simple to fail :P

Ah, the principle of KISS (Keep It Simple Stupid)? Probably a good idea.
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He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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Six days? SIX DAYS?

Six fucking days. I refuse to believe it. I can't have lost an entire fucking week.

asdjfalsdhfasdkhf turn in a bit


Also I'm eating a big cylindrical stromboli which split at the end during cooking. Yummeh.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Serious: "It's 4:20... means it's time for you to get smoked!" I fire at one of the ships, aiming towards what I think is the engine room.
Ragnarok: TO THE AIRLOCK TO SHOOT MYSELF AT THE ENEMY SHIPS!
Zrk: Prepare the ship for battle!
Theodolus: Find the man in charge of station defenses and offer my services.
Taricus: KKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

Serious: 6

You grab the manual controls.

"VIVA LA REVOLUTION!"

You fire.

Roll to aim: [6]
Roll for damage: 2

The ship's armaments hit the shields directly above what you suppose might be their engines... and do nothing. The shields don't even react.

(GMs Note: I usually interpret rolls as a modifier to what SHOULD happen. Shooting spitballs at a tank isn't going to do anything, even if you get a 6. If you'd rolled high for the damage roll, I'd have had the commander panic and retreat because he's never seen a weapon that can actually damage the shields.)

Ragnarok: 4

You're not so sure about that. If the enemy has their shields up, you'll just bounce off and go floating into space.

Zrk: 4

You get onto the ship and stand on the bridge. You'd order Serious to fire, but he already is.

Theodolus: 2

You ask Bugo what we're supposed to do here.

"Grab a gun and watch the walls. If something big wearing power armor comes through, shoot it. Simple, eh?"

Taricus: 6

You beat against the hull of the ship furiously. Nothing happens. You begin searching for an entry point.

You seem to have caused a ruckus though, because two guards in armored EVA suits come up out of an airlock to meet you. You slip in unnoticed and cycle the airlock, stranding them outside. And that, kids, is why you always close the door behind you when you go for a spacewalk, especially against guerrilla forces.

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The ships fire again!

Roll to aim: 6
Roll to aim: 4

The first ship's beam cannons wear through the shields right above the shield generator and vaporize the material beneath it.

The second ship's beam cannons rake over the hull of the station, melting and vaporizing it. The hit decks begin to decompress.

Statuses:

Crew:
Ahra: Android: Wrist-Mounted Razors : Coilgun (12/24 loaded), Ship's Debit Card
Tarticus: Robot (Tau Drone-oid): 2 Int. Pulse Rifles (2 clips, 100/100 loaded)
Ultimuh: AI (large):
   Tracked Robot: Pneumatic Axe, Fine Manipulator, Strong Manipulator.
SeriousConcentrate: Human: ??: Tape, aresol lubricant
Zrk2: Human: Coilgun (12/24 loaded)
Theodolus: Human: Complicated Shit, Saw-looking thing
Ragnarok: Robot: Integrated Pulse Shotgun: EVA Rocket Pack (11 canisters, 4/4 loaded)

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Also, watch this.
« Last Edit: June 06, 2011, 05:06:48 am by Schilcote »
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Head to fire control, kill troops there!
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV: In Which The Empire Rolls a 6.
« Reply #394 on: June 06, 2011, 08:44:57 am »

((Hmm.. just took a look to see what's currently going on.. and I goit some mischief in mind.  :P ))


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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV: In Which The Empire Rolls a 6.
« Reply #395 on: June 06, 2011, 08:49:53 am »

((Hmm.. just took a look to see what's currently going on.. and I goit some mischief in mind.  :P ))


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...
wut
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV: In Which The Empire Rolls a 6.
« Reply #396 on: June 06, 2011, 08:51:45 am »

((Hmm.. just took a look to see what's currently going on.. and I goit some mischief in mind.  :P ))


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wut

((ack, wrong thing posted... It was supposed to be something else but airocks was stuck in my mind..))
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV: In Which The Empire Rolls a 6.
« Reply #397 on: June 06, 2011, 08:52:57 am »

((Hmm.. just took a look to see what's currently going on.. and I goit some mischief in mind.  :P ))


Spoiler: Only the GM may look. (click to show/hide)

...
wut

((ack, wrong thing posted... It was supposed to be something else but airocks was stuck in my mind..))

:psyduck:
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV: In Which The Empire Rolls a 6.
« Reply #398 on: June 06, 2011, 08:53:33 am »

((Just.. forget it..))
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV: In Which The Empire Rolls a 6.
« Reply #399 on: June 06, 2011, 11:28:44 am »

Fine... modify myself so I can phase through shields.

And then shoot myself at enemy ships.
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV: In Which The Empire Rolls a 6.
« Reply #400 on: June 06, 2011, 12:16:43 pm »

"Did you say Power Armor?" Well, crap, this is going to suck worse than I had thought. I guess I should try to get my hands on something a little more powerful than... what is this thing, anyway?

Find a more powerful weapon and mount the saw thing on it. Also try to get my hands on some body armor/power armor.
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV: In Which The Empire Rolls a 6.
« Reply #401 on: June 06, 2011, 02:58:29 pm »

"Pff... Bogus, man." Keep firing! Try to hit the shield generator with a lucky shot.
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV: In Which The Empire Rolls a 6.
« Reply #402 on: June 06, 2011, 02:59:55 pm »

Serious, why do I imagine your charater sounding like an elf from overlord 2?
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV: In Which The Empire Rolls a 6.
« Reply #403 on: June 06, 2011, 03:10:11 pm »

'Cause he's a damned surfing pothead long-haired hippie. :P Like the elves in Overlord 2.
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV: In Which The Empire Rolls a 6.
« Reply #404 on: June 06, 2011, 04:18:08 pm »

Jettison the ships garbage at the baddies.
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