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Author Topic: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV  (Read 25909 times)

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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #375 on: May 30, 2011, 11:08:10 pm »

Would fighting alongside these rebels be in the best interests of the Foundation?

Honestly, the Foundation wouldn't give a tenth of a shit what's happening lightyears away from Earth.
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I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #376 on: May 30, 2011, 11:09:02 pm »

KILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILL
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #377 on: May 30, 2011, 11:09:14 pm »

Well then, I'll do whatever the crew decides.

That's basically my only concern. it's why I was built.
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #378 on: May 31, 2011, 01:13:24 am »

Hearing the alarms I try to find the biggest, meanest looking gun I can find and rush off towards the fighting.
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Tarticus: KILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILL
Serious: I look for a weapon or a gunnery port on our ship or something to use to defend myself.
Ragnarok: do whatever the crew decides.
Theodol: I try to find the biggest, meanest looking gun I can find and rush off towards the fighting.

Taricus: 6

You run out the airlock and fling yourself towards one of the incoming Imperial vessels.

It doesn't seem to notice you, perhaps considering you nothing more than a bit of scrap metal that fell off the station.

You grab onto the hull of one of the guitar-shaped ships.

Serious: 3

You run out to the ship and take manual control of the its weapon systems.

Ragnarok: 5

You prepare to attack things.

Theodol: 3

You grab some sort of saw-looking weapon.

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You look out of a window and see a massive wormhole near the station. Two ships come out of the wormhole. They look to be at least a thousand miles long, and are shaped like giant guitars.

They fire a volley of missiles at the station.

Roll for damage: 1

But the station's defenses are certainly a force to be reckoned with. The missiles are destroyed as fast as they can be fired.

Roll for splash: 1

The station's shields absorb the force of the detonations.

The ships fire massive laser cannons at the station.

Roll for damage: 3
Roll for damage: 1

The beams are mostly absorbed by the shields, but some energy penetrates the shields and vaporizes a massive divot in the station's armor.

Statuses:

Crew:
Ahra: Android: Wrist-Mounted Razors : Coilgun (12/24 loaded), Ship's Debit Card
Tarticus: Robot (Tau Drone-oid): 2 Int. Pulse Rifles (2 clips, 100/100 loaded)
Ultimuh: AI (large):
   Tracked Robot: Pneumatic Axe, Fine Manipulator, Strong Manipulator.
SeriousConcentrate: Human: ??: Tape, aresol lubricant
Zrk2: Human: Coilgun (12/24 loaded)
Theodolus: Human: Complicated Shit, Saw-looking thing
Ragnarok: Robot: Integrated Pulse Shotgun: EVA Rocket Pack (11 canisters, 4/4 loaded)
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I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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"It's 4:20... means it's time for you to get smoked!" I fire at one of the ships, aiming towards what I think is the engine room.
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Are there any boarding parties heading toward the ships? if so, TO THE BOARDING PARTY!

If not: TO THE AIRLOCK TO SHOOT MYSELF AT THE ENEMY SHIPS!
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Prepare the ship for battle!
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He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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Find the man in charge of station defenses and offer my services.
Also, what exactly is the "complicated shit" or do I still need to find that out?
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Find the man in charge of station defenses and offer my services.
Also, what exactly is the "complicated shit" or do I still need to find that out?

It's just the instructions for getting into the station. I didn't feel like describing it.
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I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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KKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
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KKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

Brilliant plan.
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE.

ABOMINATIONS FOR THE FOUNDATION.
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KKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

Brilliant plan.

Yeah, a real tactical genius we've got here.

My connection has been down all day. :(
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I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Too simple to fail :P
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