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Author Topic: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV  (Read 25438 times)

Taricus

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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #120 on: March 24, 2011, 03:50:42 pm »

Then the manufacturers.
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #121 on: March 24, 2011, 03:51:53 pm »

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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #122 on: March 24, 2011, 03:53:31 pm »

Bastards!
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #123 on: March 24, 2011, 04:05:50 pm »

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>Right, I'm back.
Returning control...
>Find me a map of the area.
Locating maps...

"Right, now what were you asking?"

Locate maps, station blueprints, etc. on the internet. A guest map will do.
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #124 on: March 24, 2011, 04:54:20 pm »

Everything seems operational, so take Ultimuh up to the cockpit and see if there's a place to plug him in. I still have him in hand or nearby, right?
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #125 on: March 24, 2011, 05:14:07 pm »

'The who what? When? The what Empire? Could you, oh, I don't know, give me a brief history of the galaxy, please start prediaspora.'

Do I know about christianity? I'm trying to establish a timeframe.
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He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #126 on: March 24, 2011, 05:29:54 pm »

'The who what? When? The what Empire? Could you, oh, I don't know, give me a brief history of the galaxy, please start prediaspora.'

Do I know about christianity? I'm trying to establish a timeframe.

No, you don't know anything in particular about human culture.

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I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #127 on: March 24, 2011, 05:40:10 pm »

Eight pages popped up while I wasn't looking.  I don't think I can keep up with this.
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #128 on: March 24, 2011, 05:40:43 pm »

Eight pages popped up while I wasn't looking.  I don't think I can keep up with this.

I'd have to agree. Sorry.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #129 on: March 24, 2011, 05:50:19 pm »

Ahra: modify the contact and charge myself.
Taricus: FLY!
Ragnarok: Locate maps, station blueprints, etc. on the internet. A guest map will do.
Serious: Everything seems operational, so take Ultimuh up to the cockpit and see if there's a place to plug him in.
Zrk: 'The who what? When? The what Empire? Could you, oh, I don't know, give me a brief history of the galaxy, please start prediaspora.'

Ahra: 5

You successfully fashion a makeshift charging station for yourself.

Taricus: 1 (Taricus seems to be our bad-roll-absorber for this game)

You jump in the air, land on your back, and skid down the stairs into the cargo hold.

Ragnarok: 5

You download a guest map of the starport.

(I'll start making that right away.)
(Actually, there's not that much to map. There's just the stardocks and the markets, everything else is just town.)

Serious: 5

You carry Ultimuh's box up to the bridge and plug him into a convieniently placed network socket. He copies himself onto the ship's computer.

Zrk:

(What's prediaspora? Wikipedia says it's something to do with Jews...)
"Alright. The universe is mostly controlled by the Stephinian Empire- offically they only control Stephinia, but they're powerful enough that everyone else has to do what they say. They act as intergalactic police. We're currently on the Third Stephinian Empire, or the New Stephinian Empire. Emperor LS 000-0001, or LS-01, is the monarchial ruler of the Stephinian empire, and by extension the known universe. He's a combat android, built near the end of the First Stephinian Empire. Is that enough information?"

(You may also want to do some research on the historical John Dee that our Docktah Dee is named after.)

Statuses:

Crew:
Ahra: Android: Coilgun (12 shots left)
Taricus: Robot (Tau Drone-oid)
Ultimuh: AI (large)
SeriousConcentrate: Human: ???
Zrk2: Human: Coilgun (12 shots left)

Dock:
Theodolus: Human
Ragnarok: Robot
« Last Edit: March 24, 2011, 06:09:20 pm by Schilcote »
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #130 on: March 24, 2011, 05:51:51 pm »

FLY DAMMIT!
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #131 on: March 24, 2011, 05:54:40 pm »

Go to the cargo hold to see what that loud noise just now was.
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #132 on: March 24, 2011, 05:55:57 pm »

Go to the cargo hold to see what that loud noise just now was.

That was the crate of duct tape and WD-40 being transported over.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #133 on: March 24, 2011, 06:01:00 pm »

Hmm... I think I'll grab a roll of duct tape and a can of oil while I'm there.
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #134 on: March 24, 2011, 07:44:51 pm »

Run a full scan of the ship's computer system.
Get some helpful programs running, investigate and deactivate any possible hostile programs or viruses.
Set up my A.I. face on the main screen. Lock ship control to semi-automatic. (kinda automatic, just with me being in control.)
Let out a sinister laughter, because I am finally free of that.. silly little prison of mine.
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