Serious: Modify Robot:Taricus:Flight <4-1=3>
you almost manage to get the robot airbourne, before Zrk shows up and screws it up by installing one of the jets upside down.
Ultimuh: Locate Item: Information <1>
While searching for information, you manage to contract a virulient virus from the internet.
ROLL TO ANTIVIRUS!: <3+1=4>
You barely manage to contain it!
Roll for virus damage: <2>
It messes up a bit of your data, giving you a -1 to rolls until you repair the damage.
Ahra: NO ACTION [GLORIOUS AUTOSUCCESS!]
You stand around like an idiot.
Zrk2: Return to Ship, Assist <2>
You attempt to help Serious add flight to the robot, but you bungle your part and cause him to fail.
Theodol: Locate Item: Tools <6>
You locate a set of MASTERWORK HANDYMAN'S TOOLS in the engineering section. (+2 to Repair/Modify rolls, Allow a save against epic fails on these rolls)
NPCS:
Ragnarok: Prepare Report
>Begin recording
Recording.
>To my superiors at the Foundation:
I am currently aboard a vessel preparing to leave a station in the Domum sector. Situation noncritical, I seem to have sustained minor damage, and, with permission, will attempt to return for repairs.
>End Recording
Ending...
>Send to [Data Expunged] over secure channel [Data Expunged]
Message Sent.
Incoming message...
>Show it to me.
<Message Starts>
Foundation Assassination Unit 42:
We have received your message, and sympathize with your request for repairs, but we regret to inform you that due to the current situation in that sector, we are unable to arrange a pickup at this time. That area has been a shitstorm recently, and we need an agent in the area, even if they are not of our normal stripe. Therefore, you are charged with staying in the Domum sector and continuing operations there. We will send you a location of a disused base to be used if we can locate one near your current location.
Sincerely,
[Data Expunged]
<Message Ends>
>Well Shit, I guess we have to stick with these idiots for now.