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Author Topic: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV  (Read 26134 times)

Schilcote

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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #225 on: March 26, 2011, 01:25:39 am »

Don't worry, I'll get that bot for Ultimuh, just wait.

No need to hurry tough.
Unless the ship is rigged to blow up in a few hours.

Uhm.. I should probably not give Schilcote any ideas.. <_<

Oh don't worry, I have much more devious plans.

(If you want more plot, follow the note Serious was given.)
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #226 on: March 26, 2011, 01:26:36 am »

Makes sense. I'm very mellow, so I can wait until we can spare a trip to Scunthor.

"Oh, dude, yeah, I just remembered. Any place around here sell like, little human-like bots? Cause this AI dude calling himself Ultimuh totally needs a body, he's like all trapped on the ship and stuff." I shake my head. "That totally blows, man. I'd hate to be cooped up like that."

Ninja'd: Sounds like we'll be heading there fairly soon. ^^
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #227 on: March 26, 2011, 01:28:24 am »

Steal a gun again. and try to avoid the cops this time.

Just buy one, they're only 25 credits!
Never!
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #228 on: March 26, 2011, 01:28:48 am »

...

Is no one picking up on the name?
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #229 on: March 26, 2011, 01:34:09 am »

I JFGI but all I came up with was Scunthorpe, a place in England, so... Nah, I'm clueless. Coincidentally enough.
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #230 on: March 26, 2011, 01:36:42 am »

Also clueless. *hands on the side of my head* Psyyy?
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« Reply #231 on: March 26, 2011, 01:37:11 am »

I JFGI but all I came up with was Scunthorpe, a place in England, so... Nah, I'm clueless. Coincidentally enough.

Also clueless. Psyyy?

Ehh, you'll figure it out soon enough.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #232 on: March 26, 2011, 01:56:14 am »

Bot bodies? Yeah, there's one around here somewhere. Hang on let me get my bearings.

Take a look at the map and locate Suzzord's Discount Robotics, and lead on!
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #233 on: March 26, 2011, 02:32:36 am »

Ultimuh: Wait for one of the meatbags to come back, then, as politely as I can, ask it to go buy that translator,
Taricus: Steal a gun again. and try to avoid the cops this time.
Serious: Any place around here sell like, little human-like bots?
Theodol: Take a look at the map and locate Suzzord's Discount Robotics, and lead on!

Ultimuh: 4

You notice that the LAN has a function for ship captains to address their crew through the PA system.

"This is Ultimuh, would any of you MEATBAGS under my command please purchase a Universal Translator while you're out shopping for whatever meatbags shop for? Ultimuh out."

This elicits sniggers from many of the robots wandering around the bazaar.

Taricus: 6

Determined to get a weapon and get away with it, you purchase one for 25 credits off of the ship's bank account, as well as three clips of ammo.

No one will ever know...

Serious&Theodol:

You head down to Suzzord's. Mr. Suzzord shows you his fine selection of discount automatons.

"Now this unit here was sold to me by Special Agent Darrak Torran himself! It's in perfect condition, I guess you learn how to take care of machinery in Space Marine school. Though I don't think he took any lessons on how to price machinery, if you know what I mean. I can give you this beautiful four foot tall track-driven fifty-pound beauty for only seventy-five credits! Whatdda you say?"


Statuses:

Crew:
Ahra: Android: Coilgun (12 shots left), Ship's Debit Card
Tarticus: Robot (Tau Drone-oid): Pulse Rifle (0 shots left)
Ultimuh: AI (large)
SeriousConcentrate: Human: ???: Tape, aresol lubricant
Zrk2: Human: Coilgun (12 shots left)
Theodolus: Human

Dock:
Ragnarok: Robot

Money:
2,150-25= 2,125
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #234 on: March 26, 2011, 03:12:26 am »

If I heard the command:

"Does it, like, have a universal translator installed? 'Cause that would totally rock, man. If it doesn't, do you sell those?"

If I didn't:

"Woah, that thing's awesome man. It's totally like a tank." I picture the AI dude driving it around for a minute. The idea of having a miniature tank around is too epic for words.

Either way, this addendum:

"Dude, totally. 75, you said? Can we upgrade it?" I'm pretty sure that I could install weapons on this thing. Increase the armor plating, stick a mini-cannon and a pair of micro gatling guns on it... yeah, with that Ultimuh AI piloting it we could totally put it in arena combat and earn some cash. It would be so badass.
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #235 on: March 26, 2011, 03:31:07 am »

While waiting, scan the ship for vermin, I do not want any of them wandering on board, chewing on any important cables.
Hmm.. I may have found a use for that little walking heap of rust. Atleast that one is more useful than any human so far.
With the exception of the genius that programmed me, whoever that was.


((OOC: Yeah that A.I. sure is a jerk.  :P ))
« Last Edit: March 26, 2011, 03:32:42 am by Ultimuh »
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #236 on: March 26, 2011, 06:43:47 am »

try to understand how im built.
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #237 on: March 26, 2011, 08:57:37 am »

Enter the ship and find a crewmember. "Hello, meatbag. I am searching for a ship to join up with, and yours seemed to... call to me. I am a Utilibot 9001 model maintenance and repair droid, and can be of great assistance in keeping your vessel in good repair."
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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #238 on: March 26, 2011, 11:54:10 am »

"Dude, totally. 75, you said? Can we upgrade it?" I'm pretty sure that I could install weapons on this thing. Increase the armor plating, stick a mini-cannon and a pair of micro gatling guns on it... yeah, with that Ultimuh AI piloting it we could totally put it in arena combat and earn some cash. It would be so badass.

"Oh sure, it's upgradeable."

Serious: Buy it.
Ultimuh: scan the ship for vermin
Ahra: try to understand how im built.
Ragnarok(GM'd): Follow Ultimuh's instructions.

Serious:

You purchase the robot and take it back to the ship. Ultimuh downloads a client program into the robot and takes control of it through the wireless LAN.

Ultimuh:

You scan the ship for vermin. The ship has no vermin, except for some newly-arrived bacteria. You set Ragnarok to work getting rid of them.

Ahra:

You look yourself over whilst following Serious around, but come to no new insight.

Ragnarok:

SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB

Statuses:

Crew:
Ahra: Android: Coilgun (12 shots left), Ship's Debit Card
Tarticus: Robot (Tau Drone-oid): Pulse Rifle (300 shots left)
Ultimuh: AI (large)
SeriousConcentrate: Human: ???: Tape, aresol lubricant
Zrk2: Human: Coilgun (12 shots left)
Theodolus: Human
Ragnarok: Robot

Money:
2,125

(I suggest you buy some weapons.)
« Last Edit: March 26, 2011, 11:59:16 am by Schilcote »
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You All Wake Up In A Cryochamber IV
« Reply #239 on: March 26, 2011, 11:55:08 am »

Get another rifle and then attach them to me.
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