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UristMcDwarf

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You are hamster.
« on: March 22, 2011, 07:53:19 pm »

YOU ARE HAMSTER

You're in your cage.

WHAT YOU DO
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Ricky

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Re: You are hamster.
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2011, 07:54:34 pm »

>You must run in the wheel to increase stamina. Play Rocky music in background.
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Ah, I wish I had been lucky enough to be scum.
I'd make such great scum...

UristMcDwarf

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Re: You are hamster.
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2011, 07:56:01 pm »

You run in your wheel.
Stanima +15!

Your owner enters the room and puts you in your MOBILE HAMSTER SPHERE so you can roll around the house.
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Furtuka

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Re: You are hamster.
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2011, 07:58:48 pm »

RUN AWAY TO FREEDOM!!!
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UristMcDwarf

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Re: You are hamster.
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2011, 07:59:47 pm »

You run outside your owners room and bump into the door to outside.
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Furtuka

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Re: You are hamster.
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2011, 08:00:09 pm »

Find another way out
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UristMcDwarf

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Re: You are hamster.
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2011, 08:01:43 pm »

Your owner goes outside! Seeing your chance, you slip through the door and roll to the street.
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Ricky

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Re: You are hamster.
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2011, 08:02:48 pm »

>Grow Thumbs
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UristMcDwarf

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Re: You are hamster.
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2011, 08:04:02 pm »

Try as you might, you cannot procure any thumbs.
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Furtuka

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Re: You are hamster.
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2011, 08:09:17 pm »

find another house and free the hamster inside as you begin your rebellion to overthrow the humans and create a MIGHTY HAMSTER EMPIRE
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Re: You are hamster.
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2011, 08:11:35 pm »

> Escape from sphere

> Enter Sewer

> Roll in toxic waste

> Be KUNG-FU MASTA

> Train mutant turtles iguanas
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Re: You are hamster.
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2011, 08:15:54 pm »

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Lillipad

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Re: You are hamster.
« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2011, 09:20:56 pm »

Reinforce plastic ball to withstand the force of a speeding freight truck.
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Re: You are hamster.
« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2011, 09:25:03 pm »

Reinforce plastic ball to withstand the force of a speeding freight truck.

Fail to do so and become red smear.
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Strife26

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Re: You are hamster.
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2011, 02:37:16 am »

>Sing Hamtaro theme song!
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