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Author Topic: Roll to Saboteur - Turn 15 : TAAAAANK  (Read 17121 times)

Ze Spy

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Re: Roll to Saboteur - Turn 3 : no comments
« Reply #45 on: March 27, 2011, 01:20:03 am »

Sneak and Awe?, not exactly what the definition of "Sneaking" is, but what the hell

Turn 4

"One less German, what?" Walter said to himself as he worked the action on the rifle and took aim at the second member of the patrol. "Not the kind of trophies I desire on my wall," he mumbled as he sighted in and pulled the trigger.

[5]You sight in onto the second member of the squad and fir-[2]"WHAT THE SHI-" you are interrupted as a Dismembered Kraut body smacks you right in the face, making your bullet haywire

Plant some RDX around the plaza while the guards are distracted. Arrange them for maximum coverage and destruction.

[5]You plant a couple of RDX around the plaza [3]But appearentally, things exploding around you don't fit you, as you accidentally smack the Trigger when a dynamite exploded right next to you [5]You dodge out of the resulting explosion and debris

STEAL THE CAR

[5]With things getting fucked up, you run to the car [5] Successfully hot-wire it, and jump on, destination, gate

Start flingin' dynamite

[5]Being a damn impatient person, you grab your dynamites and fling them around, causing a number of explosions and ruining your disguises [4]5-6 of them get blown apart [2]and you also accidentally threw a Dynamite at Leon Dervile [5] He dodges it, however

Quote from: Krauts
GET THE FUCK DOWN

[2]It seems that everybody doesn't know what does "take cover!" means, as they stand out in the open

Spoiler: Amilie Bourguignon (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Bdthemag (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Walter Thacher (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Leon Dervile (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Krauts (click to show/hide)
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Dwarmin

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Re: Roll to Saboteur - Turn 3 : no comments
« Reply #46 on: March 27, 2011, 01:29:36 am »

Actually, spray the compound with my MP40! BRAAP BRAAP

OOC: To be fair, Ze spy bumped me for a turn really late at night. My decision making skills were impaired by lack of sleep...
« Last Edit: March 27, 2011, 01:34:02 am by Dwarmin »
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Re: Roll to Saboteur - Turn 3 : no comments
« Reply #47 on: March 27, 2011, 01:45:50 am »

"Dear lord," Walter said, pushing the body back over the edge of the tower. "Absolutely uncivilized." He shook his head, then aimed at another German. They were all easy targets, standing out them in the open like that and wondering what was up with all the explosions.
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Zako

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Re: Roll to Saboteur - Turn 3 : no comments
« Reply #48 on: March 27, 2011, 03:02:08 am »

Screw it, we get him out the hard way. At least we will leave an impact. Get your asses moving! We need to get this guy out fast!

Chuck a grenade and open fire with both smg's, full auto, while moving to the front door.

DAKKADAKKADAKKA
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Re: Roll to Saboteur - Turn 3 : no comments
« Reply #49 on: March 27, 2011, 03:06:09 am »

No dakka for Zako.

He only gets to use short, controlled bursts.
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Re: Roll to Saboteur - Turn 4 : no comments
« Reply #50 on: March 27, 2011, 08:34:08 am »

Pick up my comrades in my newly gained car.
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Re: Roll to Saboteur - Turn 4 : no comments
« Reply #51 on: March 27, 2011, 01:38:03 pm »

This looks and reads great.
The english-to-russian translation is horrible (:P) but that's fine.
Can I join as a *secretly about to PM*
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Re: Roll to Saboteur - Turn 4 : no comments
« Reply #52 on: March 27, 2011, 01:46:25 pm »

This looks and reads great.
The english-to-russian translation is horrible (:P) but that's fine.
Can I join as a *secretly about to PM*

Your russian ?
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Re: Roll to Saboteur - Turn 4 : no comments
« Reply #53 on: March 27, 2011, 01:51:12 pm »

This looks and reads great.
The english-to-russian translation is horrible (:P) but that's fine.
Can I join as a *secretly about to PM*

Your russian ?
yeah i speak fluent russian  8)
(well my grammar and spelling is ... off a bit, but yeah.)
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Re: Roll to Saboteur - Turn 4 : no comments
« Reply #54 on: March 27, 2011, 02:02:34 pm »

Cool I didn't know that.
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Bdthemag

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Re: Roll to Saboteur - Turn 4 : no comments
« Reply #55 on: March 27, 2011, 02:03:33 pm »

*Insert soviet russia joke here.*
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Re: Roll to Saboteur - Turn 4 : no comments
« Reply #56 on: March 27, 2011, 02:05:09 pm »

*Insert soviet russia joke here.*

* They thought Vodka cured Radiation ? * ( It probably does )
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Re: Roll to Saboteur - Turn 4 : no comments
« Reply #57 on: March 27, 2011, 02:10:26 pm »

Lol @ all the above.
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I'm an american and a russian.  :P

*and yes it does, but only slightly. that's why I stay in a concrete bombnuke-proof home underground with my computer*

 ;D
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Ze Spy

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Re: Roll to Saboteur - Turn 4 : no comments
« Reply #58 on: March 27, 2011, 11:51:03 pm »

ho ho ho, we've got another Meatshield Sign up!

Turn 5

Actually, spray the compound with my MP40! BRAAP BRAAP

[4]You spray the compound with your MP40 [2]It doesn't seem to hit any of the Krauts [5] Atleast it made them back off

Chuck a grenade and open fire with both smg's, full auto, while moving to the front door.

[Auto-fail]You can't throw a grenade and shoot at the same time [5]You point the Smgs at K98 Wehrmacht soldier 2 [4] it causes him quite some damage, but leaves him intact

K98 Wehrmacht Soldier 2 is at 30/60 health

Pick up my comrades in my newly gained car.

[Auto-fail] "GODDAMNIT OUR MISSION IS STILL INCOMPLETE, IF IT WAS COMPLETE, WHERE IS RESIC?"

"Dear lord," Walter said, pushing the body back over the edge of the tower. "Absolutely uncivilized." He shook his head, then aimed at another German. They were all easy targets, standing out them in the open like that and wondering what was up with all the explosions.

[5]Sighting down to another, you pull the trigger [5,1,1]Killing MP40 Wehrmacht soldier 1

Quote from: Krauts
GET UP AND SHOOT THOSE ASSHOLES

[1]Everybody stands around even more confused

Spoiler: Amilie Bourguignon (click to show/hide)

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Spoiler: Walter Thacher (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Leon Dervile (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Jerries(Krauts) (click to show/hide)
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Re: Roll to Saboteur - Turn 5 : HURRR DURR
« Reply #59 on: March 28, 2011, 12:22:24 am »

Throw a grenade and run for the front door to the target's prison!
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