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[Jack_Bread]

This is essentially a text suggestion game except posters resolve the actions of the person above them, then suggest what they should do next.
In case you didn't get it, here's an example:

Bob gets in a car accident.

Call an ambulance!

Bob cannot reach his phone!

Just give into fate!

Make sure people can tell the difference between your resolution and suggestion.

Now, to start.

You awaken. It appears to be noon. What do you do?

You should go find something to kill.

[Gatleos]

You found a grizzly bear!

OHGODRUN

[Jack_Bread]

You find a hole under a tree where the bear can't get to you!

Wait for it to leave.

[Gatleos]

It's been several hours. You're getting bored.

Throw rocks at the bear for fun!

[ECrownofFire]

You can't find any rocks in this tiny hole.

Try to remember the bear-wrestling class you took last summer.

[Krath]

Your lessons pop back into your head and you charge the bear!

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

[Gatleos]

Wait, that's not a bear!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Uh... hi?

[Strife26]

Hi. How is it going? Would you like a cup of tea?




Politely decline tea offer.

[Omegastick]

"What, you don't want tea?!
He charges at you.

Run like hell.

[Hubris Incalculable]

You bash into a tree at a sprint and are knocked unconscious. You come to on a bed in a cozy little firelit room. there is a cup of tea next to your head. the bear-man is sitting next to the fire.

"ah, you've come to. so sorry for startling you, old boy, but it's quite rare that i meet someone who doesn't like tea. unfortunately, i'm afraid you'll have to drink the tea next to your head. it's for your own good, to help you recover form that rather nasty bump."

Drink medicinal tea

[Darvi]

You sip down the tea. Damn, does it taste bad. You almost want to throw up.


Resist the urge to throw up.

[Jack_Bread]

You just barely resist, just coughing a little. You hear a loud noise in the distance. "What was that?" the bear man says. He stands up and looks outside.

Stand up and look outside.

[Johnfalcon99977]

You look outside and fins that you are in a black void floating on Purple Rock.

Ask the Bearman about the place you are in.

[mcclay]

"Ah, yes yor in my home in Hell Land."

FIND OUT HOW WE GOT TO HELL LAND.

[Phantom]

"I guess you are wondering why you are here, mortal. You are here because...
Yada yada yada generic RPG Fluff blargh."

Defeat Bearman in righteous battle!