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[Megaman]

Original text:

"Not so fast JC, the troopers shoot on sight."

...50 translations later Google gives us:

"Damascus has become."

This thing really hates Alex Jacobson.

Edit:

Original text:

"I have had sexual intercourse with your mother!"

...50 translations later Google gives us:

"ผมมีเพศสัมพันธ์กับแม่ของเขา!"

[Bardum Idith]

The first thing the translator tought me was that "cogito ergo sum" is Norwegian. Then I openend the google translator, which told me it wasn't Norwegian but Spanish and means "cogito ergo sum" in English...

"I think therefore I am"
=> "So I think my idea."

"Proletarians of the world unite!"
It went well for quite a long time, around 30 translations, but then:
"Children of the underworld in the world!"

"The cake was a lie."
=> "This is a game"

"The death of bin Laden marks the most significant achievement to date in our nation’s effort to defeat al Qaeda."
=> " Heavy-Obama loss will find their way to death "and" organization to win."

[Angel Of Death]

Howard is bald"

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Hovard Baldwin"

[Megaman]

Original text:

"Don't shoot, I surrender."

...50 translations later Google gives us:

"Free-throw percentage points."

Poor NSF guy.

Edit:

Watch out for the karikan, though."

...50 translations later Google gives us:

"Good looks."

Karikan safety is alien to these people.

[Megaman]

[NOTHING TO SEE HERE]

[Angel Of Death]

"Being in great pain while all your limbs are being cut off is a minor inconveniance. Yes, Neonivek is that badass."

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"At least inkonvenyank art of onivek disease

What does that even mean?


Original text:

"BLACK. BLACK METAL IST KRIEG. BLACK FUCKING METAL IST KRIEG. BLACK. METAL IST KRIEG."

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Metall, schwarz, rund, schwarz, schwarze Krieg Metal, black metal

Schwarz, as in Schwarzkopht? At least the translator knows that us Black Metallers must keep our hair as nourished as SATAN.

[Megaman]

Is anyone else getting text back in some kind of OLD DEAD LANGUAGE( Probably not dead)?

Examples:

Original text:

"I have had sexual intercourse with your mother!"

...50 translations later Google gives us:

"ผมมีเพศสัมพันธ์กับแม่ของเขา!"

"America- Fuck yeah!"

...50 translations later Google gives us:

"ผมคดวาสหรฐอเมรกา!"

[Max White]

I have something to ask of you. I know it is a big task, but I need you to translate this message fifty six times, in random languages, and produce this exact same message again. It will not be easy, but if anybody can do it, you can.

I tell you something. I know this is a wonderful thing, but I'll translate the warning, the language exactly 56 times the same message again. It is not easy, but if anyone can do this, please.

I tell you something. I know this is a good thing, but again the language of the warning, the exact same message 56 times to transfer. It is not easy, but if someone can please

I say something. I know it is good, but the language, for the exact same warning 23 hours. It is not easy, but if anyone wants to.

We have also, but it is a warning that you know that exactly the same language. It is easy, but if you are a person that you want.

[Angel Of Death]

"Death to emo! Kill them with fire and shining STEEL!"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"! Mardakagekatai. Hot, hard, steel, eapwkeka ฆ!"

[Sean Mirrsen]

The more translations, the more chance to stumble on a word that a translation program misspells, thereby condemning all the following translations to keep that word as it is, no matter what language it's written in.

[Virex]

Is anyone else getting text back in some kind of OLD DEAD LANGUAGE( Probably not dead)?

Examples:

Original text:

"I have had sexual intercourse with your mother!"

...50 translations later Google gives us:

"ผมมีเพศสัมพันธ์กับแม่ของเขา!"

"America- Fuck yeah!"

...50 translations later Google gives us:

"ผมคดวาสหรฐอเมรกา!"

Those texts actually make sense (well, kind of... try running them through google translate). I don't know why it fails to translate it to english.

[Sean Mirrsen]

I've been throwing some random quotes at it (most taken from BrainyQuote) to see what kind of atrocities it comes up with.
"Energy equals mass times the speed of light squared."

...40 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Two percent of energy meter."
(Clarification: The Gurren Lagann energy meter. Yes, the first and smallest one.)
"When beggars die there are no comets seen; The heavens themselves blaze forth the death of princes."

...40 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Coupable, you can look at the death of my son."
(Coupable is a mistranslation from haitian. The line translated from Arabic read "The culprit, you can look into the death of my son.")
"A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon." - Napoleon Bonaparte

...40 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Men suffering heart, hard"
(What kind of lame power problem is heart, anyway?)
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind." - JFK

...40 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Before the war, I know the man who stops the movement of people."

"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."

...40 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"There is no campaign itself. The second part of the dead"

"The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one."

...40 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Is nuclear power in the new instrument. However important too."

War does not determine who is right - only who is left."

...40 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"War is not the law."
(Short and to the point)
Best one yet:
"Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down."

...40 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"But in the first year is an outstanding teacher Pansy C 172"
(What. The. Fossil. Bonus points for the teacher called Pansy.)
edit: Here's how it came to be:

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French (Bing) : Course automobile est ennuyeux sauf lorsqu'une voiture va au moins 172 milles ŕ l'heure ŕ l'envers.
Back to English (Bing) : Auto Racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside.
Greek (Bing) : Auto Racing είναι πληκτικό εκτός όταν ένα αυτοκίνητο θα τουλάχιστον 172 μίλια ανά ώρα ανοδικοί.
Back to English (Bing) : Auto Racing is boring except when a car going at least 172 miles per hour on the upside.
Dutch (Bing) : Auto Racing is saai behalve wanneer een auto ten minste 172 mijl per uur gaan van opwaartse aard.
Back to English (Bing) : Auto Racing is boring except when a car going at least 172 miles per hour on the upside.
Yiddish (Google) : אַוטאָ ראַסינג איז נודנע חוץ ווען אַ מאַשין גיי לפּחות 172 מייל פער שעה אויף די מיטנ קאָפּ.
Back to English (Google) : Ota Rossing is boring except when a car going at least 172 miles per hour on the upside.
Portuguese: Portugal (Google) : Rossing Ota é chato, exceto quando um carro vai pelo menos 172 quilômetros por hora no sentido ascendente.
Back to English (Google) : Rossing Ota is boring except when a car going at least 172 mph upwards.
Yiddish (Google) : ראָססינג אָטאַ איז נודנע חוץ ווען אַ מאַשין גיי לפּחות 172 מ.פ. ש אַפּווערדז.
Back to English (Google) : Rossing Oughta is boring except when a car going at least 172 m.f. Q Upwards.
Irish (Google) : Rossing Oughta Tá leadránach ach amháin nuair carr ag dul in airde ar a laghad 172 MF Q.
Back to English (Google) : Oughta Rossing is boring except when a car is rising at least 172 MF Q.
Estonian (Bing) : See peaks Rossing on igav, välja arvatud juhul, kui auto tőuseb vähemalt 172 MF Q.
Back to English (Bing) : This should have been bored Rossing, unless car has risen by at least 172 MF Q.
Irish (Google) : Ba chóir a bheith leamh Rossing, ach amháin má tá carr ardú ar a laghad 172 MF C.
Back to English (Google) : Should be bored Rossing, unless a car is rising at least 172 MF C.
Persian (Google) : باید حوصله Rossing ، مگر اینکه یک ماشین در حال افزایش است حداقل 172 MF C.
Back to English (Google) : Be bored Rossing, unless a car is rising at least 172 MF C.
Albanian (Google) : Të jetë mërzitur Rossing, përveç rasteve kur një makinë është në rritje të paktën 172 MF C.
Back to English (Google) : Rossing be bored, unless a car is rising at least 172 MOF C.
Afrikaans (Google) : Rössing verveeld, tensy 'n motor is aan die toeneem ten minste 172 Mof C.
Back to English (Google) : Rössing bored, unless a car is increasing at least 172 MOF C.
Filipino (Google) : Rössing nababato, maliban kung ang sasakyan ng isang pagtaas ng hindi bababa sa 172 MOF C.
Back to English (Google) : Rössing bored, unless the vehicle of an increase of at least 172 MOF C.
Catalan (Bing) : Rössing avorrit, a menys que el vehicle d'un augment de com a mínim 172 MOF c.
Back to English (Bing) : Rössing boring, unless the vehicle of an increase of at least 172 MOF c.
English (Google) : Rössing boring, unless the vehicle of an increase of at least 172 MOF c.
Back to English (Google) : Rössing boring, unless the vehicle of an increase of at least 172 MOF c.
Chinese Traditional (Bing) : Rössing 無聊，除非該車輛的增加至少 172 MOF c。
Back to English (Bing) : R ö ssing boring unless the vehicles increase at least 172 c, MOF.
Filipino (Google) : R O ssing pagbubutas maliban kung ang sasakyan taasan ang hindi bababa sa 172 c, MOF.
Back to English (Google) : Ssing RO boring unless the vehicle raise at least 172 C, MOF.
Catalan (Bing) : Ssing RO avorrit a menys que el vehicle recaptar almenys 172 C, MOF.
Back to English (Bing) : Ssing RO boring unless the vehicle to raise at least 172 C, MOF.
Haitian Creole (Bing) : Ssing ne n droit ŕ la machin pou omwen 172, lane C, MOF.
Back to English (Bing) : Ssing don't we the Law Faculty of pop originally the car for at least the year 172 of the C, MOF.
Galician (Google) : Ssing non temos a Facultade de Dereito da pop orixinalmente o coche, polo menos nos 172 anos do C, MOF.
Back to English (Google) : Ssing not have the Law School's pop the car originally, at least 172 years in the C, MOF.
Afrikaans (Google) : Ssing nie die Law School se pop die motor oorspronklik, ten minste 172 jaar in die C, Mof.
Back to English (Google) : Ssing not the Law School's pop the car initially, at least 172 years in C, MOF.
Dutch (Bing) : Ssing niet de Law School van pop de auto in eerste instantie, ten minste 172 jaar in C, MOF.
Back to English (Bing) : However, not the Law School of pop the car in the first instance, at least 172 years in C, muff.
Estonian (Google) : Kuid mitte Law School of pop auto kőigepealt vähemalt 172 aastat C, tossike.
Back to English (Google) : However, not pop Law School of the car first, at least 172 years, C, pansy.
Turkish (Bing) : Ancak, Hukuk Fakültesi arabanın ilk, en azından pop değil 172 yıl, c, Hercai Menekşe.
Back to English (Bing) : However, the law school is not the first year of the car, at least, pop, c, Pansies. 172
Chinese Traditional (Google) : 但是，法律學校是不是第一年的車，至少，流行，C，三色堇。 172
Back to English (Google) : However, the law school is not the first year of the car, at least, pop, C, pansy. 172
Swahili (Google) : Hata hivyo, shule ya sheria si mwaka wa kwanza wa gari, angalau, pop, C, pansy. 172
Back to English (Google) : However, law school is the first year of the car, at least, pop, C, Pansy. 172
Vietnamese (Google) : Tuy nhięn, pháp luật trường học lŕ năm đầu tięn của chiếc xe, ít nhất, pop, C, Pansy. 172
Back to English (Google) : But law school is the first year of the car, at least, pop, C, Pansy. 172
Italian (Bing) : Ma la scuola di legge č il primo anno della vettura, almeno, pop, C, Pansy. 172
Back to English (Bing) : But law school is the first year of the car, at least, pop, C, Pansy. 172
Irish (Google) : Ach tá an scoil dlí an chéad bhliain an ghluaisteáin, ar a laghad, pop, C, Pansy. 172
Back to English (Google) : But the law school the first year of the car, at least, pop, C, Pansy. 172
Polish (Bing) : Ale prawie szkoły pierwszego roku samochodu, co najmniej, pop, C, Fiołek ogrodowy. 172
Back to English (Bing) : But the law school's first year of the car, at least, pop, C, Pansy. 172
Portuguese: Portugal (Google) : Mas o primeiro ano do curso de direito é do carro, pelo menos, pop, C, Pansy. 172
Back to English (Google) : But the first year of law school is the car, at least, pop, C, Pansy. 172
Portuguese: Portugal (Google) : Mas o primeiro ano de faculdade de direito é o carro, pelo menos, pop, C, Pansy. 172
Back to English (Google) : But the first year of law school is the car, at least, pop, C, Pansy. 172
French (Bing) : Mais la premičre année de la Faculté de droit de la voiture, au moins, pop, C, Pansy. 172
Back to English (Bing) : But the first year of the Faculty of law of the car, at least, pop, C, Pansy. 172
English (Bing) : But the first year of the Faculty of law of the car, at least, pop, C, Pansy. 172
Back to English (Bing) : But the first year of the Faculty of law of the car, at least, pop, C, Pansy. 172
English (Google) : But the first year of the Faculty of law of the car, at least, pop, C, Pansy. 172
Back to English (Google) : But the first year of the Faculty of law of the car, at least, pop, C, Pansy. 172
Vietnamese (Bing) : Nhưng năm đầu tięn của khoa Luật xe, ít nhất, pop, C, Pansy. 172
Back to English (Bing) : But the first year of the Faculty of law, at least, pop, C, Pansy. 172
Thai (Bing) : แต่ปีแรกของคณะนิติศาสตร์ น้อยกว่า ปรากฏ C ดอกแพนซี 172
Back to English (Bing) : But first-year faculty less visible Pansy 172 C.
Irish (Google) : Ach sa chéad bhliain dáimhe chomh feiceálach Pansy C. 172
Back to English (Google) : But in the first year as prominent faculty Pansy C. 172
Bulgarian (Google) : Но в първата година като видни преподаватели Панси C. 172
Back to English (Google) : But in the first year as a prominent teacher Pansy C. 172
Hungarian (Google) : De az első évben egy kiemelkedő tanári Pansy C 172
Back to English (Google) : But in the first year is an outstanding teacher Pansy C 172

[Bardum Idith]

Oh my God:

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they will be filled.
=> Equity, thirst, hunger and desire to preserve it.

They that be whole need not a physician, but they that are sick.
=> This is what the patient needs.
=> What is the patient.

It is more blessed to give than to receive.
=> It takes more than that is a blessing.
=> Lasts longer than a blessing.
=> It takes more than love.

You shall not kill.
=> You know, pull.

You shall have no other gods before Me.
=> You do not have another goat for me.
=> You should not limit me.
=> I'm not limited.

Kindness is a mark of faith, and whoever has not kindness has not faith.
=> Well, do not know the faith and confidence can do.
=> We can not be trusted.

Fear Allah and treat your children fairly.
=> Fear God and children.
=> Fair Lady.
=> Lady of my work.

[Siquo]

Very meta:
"Entertainment can now feel dumb".

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(Was: "I feel stupid and contagious here we are now, entertain us")

[Angel Of Death]

"Sometimes the skin is soft and fresh, low blood sugar and sex organs."

What the fuck!?