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[Demonic Spoon]

I'll see your Islamic dwarves and elves and raise you a race culturally afraid of the sea!

I see your race culturally afraid of the sea and raise you a race biologically hydrophobic!

[Terenos]

Call. Two pair. *dramatically reveals kings and twos*

[Demonic Spoon]

UnoBingoCHECKMATE!

[Terenos]

Yahtzee.
-CONNECT FOUR!-

[Johnfalcon99977]

You lose.

[Criptfeind]

Whats stopping me from building a boat and waltzing over to your place after an invasion, exactly?

Two things. One is any ships you build can only move two troops at a time. Which means beach heads are a must in overseas invasions (Or a huge navy). The fact is, in a couple of turns there will be no land for a beach head on the isles.

And, even if you kill my army and my navy, you will still have to kill Taricus, even if it was not for the fact we are in a close personal alliance he would still help me repel you just to keep himself safe.

At the least you will have to fight the combined might of the whole of the isles. At the most, if the empire jumps in, you will have to fight five kingdoms.

The fact is, you can defend, but any attempts to attack will just make it worse for yourself.


Oh look. Ninjas.

I have no intention of invading you if you do not invade me.

The point here is, even if I do invade you, what are you going to do about it?

[Dwarmin]

I like how I don't exist in John's prediction. lol

Does everyone else have that little faith in me? 

I DO plan to take Petris, and possibly split Owldale with Phantom. Though we'll probably destroy one another first, let's see what happens...sigh.

Ahh, you guys are such kidders.

[Terenos]

..I'm sorry Dwarmin, Where are you again? Don't much feel up to hunting that info down.

[Criptfeind]

Highblood right?

He put you in there... Just gave you almost nothing.

[Johnfalcon99977]

I like how I don't exist in John's prediction. lol

Well I do not know what colour you are so I could not imput you.

The fact is, you can defend, but any attempts to attack will just make it worse for yourself.

And that is exactly why I plan on being a defencive Power-house.

[Terenos]

Hrm, Highblood isnt terrible. Highblood itself should be a relatively easy conquest, then could use that bonus to assist a move into Petris or Owldale.
Its a crowded area. I dont like crowded areas. I like it up here in the NE, where tis relatively unsettled due to me snagging the only really good spot.

[Demonic Spoon]

Whats stopping me from building a boat and waltzing over to your place after an invasion, exactly?

What's stopping you is that boats can't waltz, which is sad.

[Johnfalcon99977]

If theres a war in the West, it will be slaughterhouse. Thats for certain.

Whats stopping me from building a boat and waltzing over to your place after an invasion, exactly?

What's stopping you is that boats can't waltz, which is sad.

Sigging.

[Criptfeind]

If theres a war in the West, it will be slaughterhouse. Thats for certain.

If it happens, I plan on being a butcher, not a cow.

[adwarf]

All through this conversation I have been imagining a dwarf punting a gnomes down a football field.