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Author Topic: Legend Industries Security RTD: Turn 12: Mission complete! Looking for 1 player!  (Read 14602 times)

Taricus

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Convert people to ISLAM!
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We sided with the holocaust for a fucking +1 roll

Ahra

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go guard the life support.
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And then the horror hits: This was just spring.
We are SOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucked.
Quite fucked indeed.

Bdthemag

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Hack into a super secret government file on the mercenary group.
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Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
Welcome to Reality.

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SHAKE SOMEONE BY THE LAPELS FOR INFO! "F*CK FILING CABINETS!"
« Last Edit: March 24, 2011, 05:43:45 pm by Riccto »
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Taricus

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Don't tempt fate...
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Jack A T

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I see absolutely nothing wrong with this plan.
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FUCK YOU JACK
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YOU TRAITOROUS SWINE.
Screw you, Jack.

Riccto

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I'll just make the second part a statement so nothing horrible happens
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Jack A T

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I still see nothing wrong with this.

Just waiting for Flintus.
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Ahra

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flintus?
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And then the horror hits: This was just spring.
We are SOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucked.
Quite fucked indeed.

Jack A T

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Prodded.
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YOU TRAITOROUS SWINE.
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Sorry about that guys

Give people one last chance to clear the area before forcefully ejecting them.
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Turn 4

After finally ending up in combat, I've decided to change the combat system so that damage is determined by the difference between the attack and dodge rolls, along with the weapon used.

Convert people to ISLAM!
[1-1=0] You charge into the colony bar, and yell out "ISLAM IS THE ONLY WAY TO LIVE YOUR LIFE!  ALL OTHER RELIGIONS ARE FALSE AND YOU WILL GO TO JAHANNAM!  HELL!"  Unfortunately, you seem to have interrupted the weekly meeting of the most extreme local denomination of Crystal Dragon Jesusians (not to be confused with Crystal Dragon Christians, or any other sort of Christians).  The three men stand up, obviously drunk.  One grabs an empty bottle, one grabs a stool, and the third just charges at you. [5-1=4] vs [4]: Due to your dodging and his drunkenness, he just barely misses.

go guard the life support.
[8] You locate the life support easily, even without knowledge of the layout of the colony.  It already has several nice defensive systems up.  You wait for an attack.

Hack into a super secret government file on the mercenary group.
[5+1-2=4] Being a top-secret government file, you find it very hard to access the top-secret government file on the Blades.  In fact, you get traced, and are forcibly disconnected before you can start viewing the file.  Which, of course, can't be a good sign.

SHAKE SOMEONE BY THE LAPELS FOR INFO! "F*CK FILING CABINETS!"
[3] You charge around the colony, yelling angrily about filing cabinets, and grab some random worker.  A worker who doesn't appear to know anything about filing cabinets or the Blades, to be exact.

Shoot file cabinet in rage
You angrily shoot wildly at the filing cabinet, utterly destroying it and everything inside it.  Nobody really needs information, anyway...

Give people one last chance to clear the area before forcefully ejecting them.
[5] You intimidate everyone with your laser pistol, and they leave the area.  To be exact, most of them run away screaming, but hey, it worked.

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FUCK YOU JACK
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YOU TRAITOROUS SWINE.
Screw you, Jack.

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Re: Legend Industries Security RTD: Turn 4: Fundamentalist Wars
« Reply #58 on: March 27, 2011, 05:39:34 pm »

BEAT DOWN THESE INFIDELS IN THE NAME OF ALLAH!
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Re: Legend Industries Security RTD: Turn 4: Fundamentalist Wars
« Reply #59 on: March 27, 2011, 06:03:40 pm »

Help Taric by headshotting these simple-minded jesusians
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