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[malroth]

When you, Competent Liar, and your friend, Adequate Student, believe it's a good idea to leave the civilized capital and join some lost town in what you're completely aware is haunted desert.

Sounds like the beginning to an awsome western to me, Team of con-men head to a mining town to seek their fortunes only to find that the place is cursed.

[Krelos]

When you, Competent Liar, and your friend, Adequate Student, believe it's a good idea to leave the civilized capital and join some lost town in what you're completely aware is haunted desert.

Sounds like the beginning to an awesome western to me, Team of con-men head to a mining town to seek their fortunes only to find that the place is cursed.

Adapting quickly, they try to swindle the town by peddling a 'solution' to the curse, but the liar falls in True Love with the sheriff's daughter and cant go through with it. Instead they end up battling the forces of the occult with the help of a Wise Old Indian Shaman to free the town. The Student betrays his partner at a Critical Juncture and the Liar is forced to kill him during the Final Battle. They all live happily ever after but the movie ends with a foreboding undertone to leave the door open for a sequel.

[Girlinhat]

Now repost this, except include links to tvtropes everywhere.

[Qinetix]

You know you are a dwarf when you have your meat clever full of your pet cat's blood.

[Hiiri]

You know you're a dwarf, when you're really short. Umm... derp?

[Ieb]

When you're the best heavy weapon operator there is, stationed and ready to open fire on the enemy as soon as they arrive. When they do, you run away screaming from your loaded machine of mass destruction.

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

You know your a dorf when being blind doesn't stop you from walking around town.

[Samrobot]

You know you're a dwarf when you are a alcoholic right when you're born.

[SirAaronIII]

You know you're a dwarf when a tiny little bruise makes you stay in bed for a year.

[warwizard]

You know you're a dwarf if you'd rather starve to death or eat vermin than pick the ripe plump helmuts, just because it's not your job.

[Dreggon]

You know you're a dwarf when you suffer from a genetic defect which causes your physical upward growth to be stunted.

It's not funny when it happens to you, but at least you can drink beer and nobody can complain.