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[MatterStorm]

I'll start with an easy one:

when you're socks just NEVER fit.

[jjgamor]

You know your a dorf when you get scared of things until you get recruited in the military

[Ahra]

you know youre a dwarf when you manage to hit an dragons heart with your spear thats actually 5 times to short to reach it.

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

You know your a dorf when making charcoal with nothing but a wood log is a viable solution to alligator attacks.

[slink]

You know you're a dorf when you love to work, and you drink a lot.  Or possibly you are a programmer.  Or maybe an engineer.  Even chemists have been known to fit the description.  Ah, never mind ...   

[Sir Broccoli]

You know you're a dwarf when you get the overwhelming urge to build a wall from the wrong side, causing you to lock yourself in and die a slow and horrible death.

[jjgamor]

You know your a dorf if your a miner and your father was a miner and your fathers father was a miner and if your fathers father father was a miner and your fathe...

[Burritango]

You know you're a dwarf when you dodge into a pit.

[Shook]

You know you're a dorf when mining a certain type of stone makes you happy.

Also, you know you're a dorf doctor when you go to sleep before treating a critically injured patient.

[ledgekindred]

You know you're a dwarf when you see a carp and your instinctive reaction is "AAAAAAUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!!! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!"

[Girlinhat]

When you're walking to the kitchen, notice a steel cabinet, and your mood improves.

[Duhwolf]

You know your a dwarf when you fall asleep in the middle of a seige.

[Strife26]

When answering these threads is a rote exercise.

[Iados]

You know you are a dwarf if for breakfast you eat *cat tallow biscuits*

[Girlinhat]

Biscuits?  Noob...